Eternal Arsenal Thread

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>sell coquelin for peanuts
>revert to playing a dm

Imagine not rating Xhaka

I’m here for the good Christian lads

What DM would you like to come to arsenal?

inb4 ndidi

ok lads, don't forget, Wenger OUT

First for Gnabry

Bild | Aubameyang could make his farewell match with #BVB on Saturday. Arsène is planning to have him for Swansea on Jan 30

Did you end up meeting that single mom?

remember the William Carvahlo and Yann M'vila memes?

yup, it was shit
i only lasted like 2 mins
but she wants to see me next fri
even bought me train tickets
pathetic on both sides desu

Gilberto Silva

Evening, feedies ;)

ndidi

This reads like poetry

Louis Theroux is kino

he should make a documentary about football hooliganism

you met her on where?
>2mins
LMAO

>2 mins

She came over saturday and left on sunday
yup 2 mins, been awhile since i've had any so that's my excuse, wasn't in the mood either.

Were you parents home?

he lives alone la. his parents are well off

>only lasted 2 mins
>still wants to see you and even bought your way back
don't string this obviously lonely woman along, or at least be upfront that you only want sex

Sky reporter in Dortmund just said that there is no chance of any move of any capacity to #BVB. He spoke to people close to the negotiations.

I don't live with my parents, I live in their house though
It is what it is, she seems to like me, I don't like her at all, but I just need something atm to take my mind off things. She's been around, I doubt she hasn't been used before

Sounds like a stormzy song

more like a dave song desu

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fucked it up

tragic

You know Arsenal won when all you see in /arse/ is shitposting.

According to Kicker, Arsenal believe that BVB will eventually cave in to 50m € offer, with or without Giroud going on 6 mo loan. BVB feel they are being "blackmailed" by Aubameyang and Arsenal

In before this doesn’t get completed til the window is closed. Didn’t Arshavin come in February?

more like Dortmund won't take the shit Wenger is playing and they'll simply stand up for themselves and say fuck you Arsenal.

>Arsenal believe that BVB will eventually cave in to 50m € offer
>they think they can beat Dortmund at chicken
>when United and Barcelona have already failed

It's just an excuse to not sign Aubameyang, the "we tried" card.

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kek salty nigger, never had a chance against Sanchez

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nice pic
is that rope at the bottom?

This is going to blow up in Arsenals face isnt it?

make an educated guess, Dortmund have no problems playing hard ball while Arsenal need more goals ...and yet they fuck around like retards.

Yes. Get ready to be bullied yet again lads.

Bild has learned that if #AFC do not up the offer in a timely manner, Auba’s move will be postponed until summer.


lmao fuck this club man

>nigger
Sanchez is clearly darker and less educated than Elneny (Elneny is still a shit footballer)

I'm pretty sure Dortmund wanted to get the Obama deal done this week. That's why he wasn't in the squad for the last game.

Now they are talking about him playing at the weekend which means the negotiations are going nowhere.

my resources in gabon tell me the deal is OFF

lol

god FUCKING DAMN IT WENGER

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I'm here for your goggle-eyed assist machine

Stale gimmick already la

>still haggling like retards

Why do they never learn? Fuck this club honestly.

What is the point of matching with someone that's more than ~20 km away?

noodz

Do you think jewmaican role plays as a black on tinder too?

Don't use tinder, always feel worried i'd see people i use to know on it desu

Are you still a wasteman or are you starting to do something with your life?

you can tell by his posts that he's sinking even further into depression

This

yup

do you actually want help or not? getting fed up of seeing your miserable spoilt nappy head around here with the woe is me shit. You have been on Sup Forums nearly as long as me at this rate.

And funnily enough we probably have a few of the same acquaintances.

>Arsenal fans

>tfw i know a larping tripcunt from /arse/ better than I know people I work with

Let's not talk about this lad. I am fine, I'm not going to kill myself or anything. I'll stop talking about it, let's not all feel like shit and just enjoy Arsenal's highs and many lows

>animeposting
>rating shitka
shiver me timbers m8

Reading anything good lad?

You're def not fine m8, lasting 2 minutes and chasing after single moms (probably fat) is not a good living, Not to mention the arsenal condition

If what you're saying is true (you have very wealthy parents, you have a house and your living costs are entirely paid for), you're in an incredibly fortunate position. Most people would kill to have what you have and you just spend your life sitting around pretending to be black on an anonymous imageboard. I hope you have siblings because your parents must be incredibly disappointed if you're their only child. They must have had some drive or ambition if they managed to become wealthy yet their son utterly lacks that.

Nope lol
It's not exactly a problem imo
My parents have no problem with it, It's not like I'm out doing drugs or have a bunch of children. I'm not living on government assistance. I don't feel guilty, I'm not doing anything wrong. When I finally decide to go out and do some thing I will, I just don't feel like it yet. And even when I do go out in the real world and get a job or go back to University, I doubt it would be anything impressive. I'd be doing it because it would be what people expect and not what I want.

I don't feel worthless, I should but I don't. I don't because I'm only doing myself harm, no one else is being affected.

>My parents have no problem with it
Your parents almost certainly do worry, they're just not going to tell you because they don't want to upset you. And they almost certainly blame themselves for the way you've turned out. Every parent wants their child to be successful and every parent wants to be a grandparent. Unless you do something about it, neither of those things will happen.

>I'm not living on government assistance. I don't feel guilty, I'm not doing anything wrong
Because your parents are paying for you. You're taking advantage of their kindness and giving them nothing in return. It's incredibly selfish of you. Plus when they die, you will probably have to rely on government assistance since you still won't have a job by then.

>When I finally decide to go out and do some thing I will, I just don't feel like it yet.
You're 26 years old already. If you haven't felt like going out and doing something by now, you probably never will. When your parents die, your safety net will collapse and you'll be forced to do something about it. But literally no-one will hire an unskilled 30+ year old with absolutely no ambition.

>And even when I do go out in the real world and get a job or go back to University, I doubt it would be anything impressive. I'd be doing it because it would be what people expect and not what I want.
And you want to sit around at home doing nothing all day? I'm not saying that you should force yourself to do some minimum wage job just for the sake of it but you should definitely be looking to have some plan for the future and aiming to be self-sufficient.

>I don't feel worthless, I should but I don't. I don't because I'm only doing myself harm, no one else is being affected.
It's because you utterly lack shame. And you're not just harming yourself, you're a financial leech on your parents. I assume you had a reasonably comfortable upbringing. The least you can do to thank your parents for that is not be a waste of resources.

I feel sorry for you

so how's the arsenal doin

You look far too deep into this, It's not all that complicated. Either way, I'm not going to change my circumstances until I'm ready, yes I have zero shame and I am perfectly fine with that. When I decide to change I will on my own terms.
>Bild have joined Kicker in reporting that #Aubameyang to @Arsenal may not happen at all. There's a €15m difference between Dortmund's asking price (€70m) and Arsenal's offer.
Shit

>Mkhitaryan can't play in the cup final

It's over lads

doubt he'd affect the result

better than jewmaican desu

It's all true, I was in a similar situation where I just utterly lacked the ambition to do anythin. I drifted through my GSCEs, A-Levels and the first two years of university without putting in much effort. I would just lie in bed until I needed a shit or was hungry. I would just browse Sup Forums all day or play video games. I wouldn't even bother going to lectures, mainly because my sleeping pattern was so fucked up that I would be sleeping when they happened. When it came to the final year, I failed because I did literally no work. Unlike you, I actually had shame so having to break the news to my parents that I had effectively wasted the last 3 years of my life was tough for me. They were very open with me and wanted to support me, which is why I can tell you how parents feel about dissapointing children. Eventually I redid the final year, finished university and now have a reasonably well-paying job.

The point is that you're not going to ever be ready until it's too late. I was lucky enough to get another chance at university. But by the time you have your awakening (probably when your parents die and you'll have no money left), it will probably be too late to do anything about it. I imagine that you're just going to ignore this advice anyway, which is fair enough since you're free to do whatever you want with your life. But if you're not going to do it for yourself, at least do it for your parents. It's very easy to just bury your head in the sand and procrastinate but that just makes things even worse. It's very easy to say that you're fine because there are people who are a lot worse off than you. But eventually you will have to grow up and take responsibility for your own life.

Please take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue

You forgot to mention how pernicious anime is
But seriously now, how shocking it is to see an honest post (so it seems) in a thread about a has-been football club on Sup Forums of all places. I had to reply to this because I was also in a similar situation. I never let it hit get to NEETdom though, just felt - and still feels, to some extent - that I really lack purpose.

I won't ignore your advice, I will take it on board. I am looking into going back into my studies and I will. But I know I have time, I have a friend who is 36 and only now just finished her degree. It is getting tiresome ignoring people's questions when they ask you what you do for a living. I will try in my own time, I'd like to start after the summer but we shall see.

I am in perfect health. I work out more than most. I'm in good shape. That's not a problem.

What are you going to study? What piques your interest?

What I did before dropping out, Business and Marketing

Stop being a parasite

Jewmaican did nothing wrong.

acast.com/arsenalvision/episode188-chelsea-h--elnenydropsthemic

youtube.com/watch?v=WBbAcxTHllI

my bad

>A
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don't listen to this guy B&M is perfectly fine as a major. You can make a good living with close to zero effort if you go for something like digital marketing or business process analysis. I've been working in this field for 3 years now and more than half of the time I'm browsing here or watching youtube videos

t. Business Consultant

Any suggestions for projects i can do in digital marketing to add to my portfolio for job interviews?

Auba is off
Dortmund wouldn't part with Schurle and him in the same window

Sounds fucking ideal desu

>Auba is off
good

it's his time to shine now

It is ideal. Stay away from the Big 4 tho (KPMG, Deloitte, E&Y, PwC). Those guys never let you develop and grow within the organization, the second they need someone for a senior position they start stealing people from competitors rather than promoting internally.
Get involved in some internships or uni projects in your last year, then spend some time in a mid-sized company.
Once you get some confidence in your skills you COULD move to a bigger company, or you could just make yourself irreplacable for the mid-sized one and they'll be forced to up your pay with like 50% each year (what I'm currently doing).

Working with startups can be fun, if you can find one in need of a DM specialist. Other than that I'd say managing social profiles for some small local business (or your family business if you have one), learning how to properly set up targeted ads, even making banners and stuff if you're into design

what did he mean by these?

wow la, good looking out, gonna copy and paste what you said for future reference

thanks man

Sky Germany: #AFC 2nd offer for Auba is €60m. The two clubs are playing poker & a quick decision is not expected soon.

Ur welcome la, I'm here at least 2-3 days of the week if you ever have questions (several Bulgarians here tho so you might confuse me with someone).
I sort of got the same start like you, well-off family, could've spent my life doing nothing until I'm 30 and then move into the family business. But in my case I've always felt the pressure to succeed and I want to do something on my own. The end goal is the same tho, I want to get to a point where I'm making a decent monthly profit just from renting out property or something similar that requires zero effort.

I still don't get this transfer. He's a good player but does he add anything Arsenal needs?