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what does the c.k. stand for

BIG

>carp kisser

Cuck killer. Get ready Sup Forums

JEWISH

>killer

almost

half a star

why exactly did people start calling him a cuck? Dude says nigger and jokes about rape, seems like our guy?

you seen his TV show? that's why

he's the male Amy Schumer. he only knows how to do "dick jokes"

educate yourself

>Louis C.K walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a show tonight"
>"Before we go any further, let us turn off these accursed lights, damned these inventions of the white devil, and return to our natural state...in blackness..."
>All lights in the theatre are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience
>At this point, all the blacks in the audience have started chanting "cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck..." silently at first, but growing steadily louder
>At this point Louis has stripped completely naked, and a massive cauldron is brought on stage
>"This cauldron contains a sacred Nubian concoction made from excrement and semen of Black Men, and the blood of white male babies, it gives me crazy sexual power, sometimes I even ingest it"
>Louis covers his whole body with the foul substance, his little white dick getting visibly more erect
>At this point, the chanting has grown quite loud..."cuck cuck cuck cuck..."
>Louis starts pleasuring himself furiously, his eyes turning back in his head as the becomes more and more ecstatic, the chanting growing ever louder
>Some white people look uncomfortable and disgusted and head towards the doors, but they are locked
>Finally Louis reaches climax, and as he comes he is handed a big horn, resembling a BBC
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives
>All the white women in the theatre are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black guys await with throbbing erections
>At this point Louis is being DPd by two black bucks, and panting, he reaches for the mic...
>"Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters...I bid you welcome...to the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

MATZA BALLS

His "white people suck" jokes, but him getting into a cuck relationship with Pam on Louie added fuel to the fire.
Also that was old Louie, before "feminist blogs changed my life."

His live show at the interracial breeding ground can't be topped.

god i miss these. best one of read in a while.

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>louis walks onstage dragging his 2 preteen daughters with him while theyre sobbing
SEE THESE 2 LIL BITCHES HERE? THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM! THEY DONT KNOW HOW HARD THE BLACK MAN HAS IT IN THIS SOCIETY THESE *WHITE* LIL ASSHOLES
>the girls are crying and begging louis to let them go
SEE THIS? THEY WANNA GO! THEY CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE THEIR PRIVILEGE! TALK ABOUT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!
>the girls are uncontrollably sobbing at this point and begging their dad to let them go as a mob of african americans has gathered in front of their stage stroking their dicks chanting deep-jungle african tunes
FUCKING TAKE THEM!
>louis throws the kids into the black mob
*WE* TOTALLY DESERVE IT! *WE* ARE CIS-WHITE PRIVILEGED HETEROSEXUAL MALES AND FEMALES AFTER ALL!
>louis's phone rings and its his accountant asking him if he should put "mexican jewish" as his ethnicity in his forms cause thats what his papers state
NOT NOW DAVID! IM TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR 200 YEARS OF OPPRESSION HERE! GOD!
>louis unzips his pants gracefully and eagerly spreads his asshole for the bulls, unfortunately no one takes advantage of him as theyre too busy devastating his kids's orifices

>haha fuck my wife and daughter hahah drumpf btfo hlolololl upvoted reddit 1 .. 2 ... 3 am i right?

cuck king

this legitimately sounds terrifying

CucK

>So...I saw a white couple yesterday
[audience booing]
>Yeah, yeah (sarcastically). So, like I was saying, I saw a white couple yesterday and I noticed that they were trying to catch a cab, uh huh.And just ahead of them there was a black man, who was waiting for a cab as well. And what did I see? The fucking taxi driver, who was also white by the way, fucking ignored the black guy and pulled up to the fucking couple.

[Louder booing from the audience]
>YEAH, and I thought to myself, 'What the fuck is wrong with these sick, privileged, people?'
I mean, these people should not only allow the black man to get the cab but the male should allow the black man to have his partner too. You are denying this oppressed man his right to get what he deserves. The whitest pussy in all of America! This is his, he owns it and there is nothing we should do to stop it. This is the price of the white man's evils in slavery, of dividing and segregating their people. The black man deserves white pussy and every female begs for it.

>I mean have you seen the size of these guys?
We cannot compete. It is impossible to stop the unavoidable fact that all black men will cuck whites. Our women will be the first to leave us for these gods, these Adonis's, and rightfully so.

>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG BLACK COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!
>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan
>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"
>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO KEK WIT!
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, OLD DIRTY BASTARD, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!
>Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off ODB while RZA starts rapping
THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

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forced meme, John Oliver never says "it's [current year]" either

So anyway, I'm in England right. Any of you in the audience ever been there?
>audience murmurs, slight disdain
I know I know, it's horrible place. White indigenous European males everywhere...
>audience boos, hecklers shout from the back of the hall
So yeah, I get to my hotel room, guess what I see on the TV?
>audience silence, puzzled faces everywhere
They have a channel right. Multiple channels! Guess what it's called? B...B...C.
>crowd goes wild with applause
Imagine that, millions of white women all at home staring at the BBC, morning noon and night!
>crowd goes ballistic, people are literally hugging and praying in their seats
An entire nation tuned into BBC! We are all slaves to the BBC on our televisions!
>crowd begins chanting BBC! BBC! BBC!
So you can imagine my disappointment when this 'BBC' featured no updates on any interracial breeding grounds
>crowd stunned to silence
But you know what I say? Let's go to England, with a million black men, and let them fuck every white woman in sight!
>crowd goes insane, starts burning down the auditorium, african drums start playing
I AM SLAVE TO THE BBC, THE BBC IS MY MASTER. DESHI DESHI, BASARA BASARA!
>crowd begins burning British flags, storms out of the auditorium chanting in unison

>so I imagine that most of you have seen my TV show. the weird thing about people's reaction to it, to me, is how people are just freaking out over the fact that I cast a black actress as my wife and the mother of my television children. they're all "well, louis, if the mom is black why aren't your children black?" well, they are in real life, you racist fuckers! this casting decision was a result of a negotiation with the network.

>see, I'm the kind of man who thinks that having children who look like you is a creepy obsession of bourgeouis white filth. i'm committed to denormalizing the idea of a white family where children share the same genes as their parents. i mean, i can't even imagine waking up and getting a kid ready for school who is no doubt as much as a pathetic worthless loser as i am. if i had a biological child, especially a male one, i'd give it a sippy cup full of nyquil and toss it out my apartment window. anyway, the network said "louis, you can't have a show where you're surrounded by a dozen little black kids while you sit around wearing nothing but a cock cage and posting ads on craigslist for black men to come over to impregnate your wife. I don't care how many great cameo opportunities it would provide for your black comic friends, it will alienate middle america. you'll have to find a better way to get bill cosby on board." So after a lot of back and forth and me threatening to walk out, we agreed on having a black mother for my white children even though it doesn't make much sense in regards to my social activism.

>i feel fxx is far too conservative a network for 2014. sometimes i think they'd like to have my tv daughters and their 26 year old aspiring rapper boyfriends sleep in separate beds like it's the 1950s. speaking of, they totally nixed my idea of rebuilding a version of the cuckboy kennel i sleep in for my television bedroom. fucking shitlords.

>you can't tell a true story in hollywood. don't even try.

Because current year now disgusts him

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>think for a long time Julianna is some kind of Latina
>could not be further from the truth

Huh

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Jesus Christ, since when is this board so full of drama queens. Faggots.

Hi, Louis.

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literally always, this board is mostly teenage girls

>the lights dim on a packed auditorium and the audience comes to a hush
>the heavy beats of drums are heard from the stage
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag6y6jz7bQQ
>a red spotlight flashes a light onto the black nubian bodies of dozens of men naked except for masks, all dancing in two lines line
>the crowd bursts into a tribal cheer
>the lines split, and a fat black buckwoddles forward with Louis CK, bound in chains, on a rope, and throws him forward
>the crowd begins screaming at the top of their lungs in joy
>Louis gets up, pulls down his gag, and picks up the microphone
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I know I know I'll put it back on in a second, WHO HERE LIKES BIG BLACK COCK?"

>the crowd begins roaring and moaning in joy
>Louis claps his hands and two black bulls bring in his naked daughter, limbs tied to a spit

"How many you think'll fit guys? One, maybe two?"

>the crowd begins screaming numbers at random

"Let's see, how many beautiful black bucks do we have here? Not just on stage guys come on!"

>various men of color and women with strap-ons pile into the aisles and climb up the stage
>the drumming reaches a climax as Louis's daughter is untied from the spit and black bodies begin to descend on her

"Well guys! Looks like my job here is done!"

>Louis puts his gag back on, and the nubian god that pulled him in puts his gag back on and drags him to the onstage orgey, throwing him into the torrent of black bodies

>Louis Cuck

classic

Juan Starr

in a show from 2006 he said he thinks there should be no white people because we're shitty and if you mix the races the whites go away because we're weak

but then again he said on O&A that everything containing black people in porn is like seeing gay porn for him and he avoids it

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The show where he has has 2 aryan wet dream daughters from a black woman? Literally the complete opposite of a cuck

Louis posting was fun. Will it make a comeback?

>John Oliver never says "it's [current year]" either

Now you're just lying.