Fuck sake Sup Forums

Fuck sake Sup Forums

My daughter's birthday is on Saturday and I haven't gotten her a fucking thing.

Any suggestions for a 9 year old girl?

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Knowing its 2019, the latest and most expensive iphone model.

Hello, daughter here.

I would very much appreciate you buying this, thanks.

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the connoisseurs choice

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Buy her a date with someone famous

>Age 4-13 Years
"Here sweety. But this has to last until you turn 14!"

Buy her a dad that can read a fucking calendar

A super thriller mustache ride.from uncle

Plenty of options, depending on your budget.

Girls that age are into the whole slime craze on YouTube. It's cheap, but maybe not ideal if you have carpet.

She's still young enough that stuffed animals and / or play sets are viable (depending on her maturity).

Electronic devices are always favoured, but she's also young and dumb enough to send explicit photos to boys and / or predators.

Critters (dogs / cats / hamsters / whatever else) are good (depending on your housing situation), but come with up to 20 years of continued costs and work.

But the real gem: makeup. Girls of all ages love that shit. And if you get her enough to share with friends, so that she can do their makeup too, she'll be a bit more popular (for a little while).

ok. Age 9. What kind of budget?

A Jasiri plush or figurine, they cost practically nothing, and the plush is so soft and cuddly, you can just cuddle with it all day

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>asking advise for 9yo daughters birthday gift on Sup Forums
you have failed as a father
aslo checked

A motherfuckin novel or a book about any branch of science, history, geography she might like. You want an educated daughter, not those 70QI stripgirls.

This only in order to prolongue your agony, in the childish hope your dream animal would one day materialize and be willing to fuck you.

Too bad not even a fictional hyena would give you pussy, or attenction. Look at the nonsense we're speaking about: this is your life. Nonsense.

Which could easily be solved by killing yourself. Why not? Maybe in the afterlife you can actually get off on fictional charachters..

Oh, wait, they don't exists in the first place. Not even the afterlife would ever smile at you.

Fuck her in the ass the day before her birthday
Then on her birthday don't fuck her in the ass

She'll be so thankful, it will be the best present ever, unless she's a slut

since we're doing articles of clothing

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>afterlife
believing in a god and then calling me a delusional retard, good job professor autismo.

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Get her a 2DS with Mario kart. they're about 70$ and come with mario kart, you can also get Mario Bros, and Legend of Zelda bundles for the same price.

Agree with this

Bike

Harry Potter is still very popular

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Get her grade appropriate learning primers and a new tablet or laptop

>thinks believing in an afterlife = believing in a "god"

How old are you? Kids stopped riding bikes 25 years ago...

I've also smoked dmt.

you idiots do realize this is just a thinly veiled pedo thread, right?

Yes everyone is aware

nice

>share with friends
It is actually bad to share makeup, germs and what not.

That's what immune systems are for... Also, at 9, it's not like they've got super oily skin like teenagers have, so bacteria isn't a huge issue.

Damn dude. Who shit in your corn flakes?

Kids are always riding their darn bikes up and down the sidewalk. And running across the lawn. Damn kids need to stay off my lawn.

Kek

And you are in it *snap*

i don't know, he keeps harassing me cause i got this hyena girl and he's jealous..

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I'm guessing that this hyena thing is the new MLP for pedos who pretend they're not pedos... How's that working out exactly?

A broom and a rag, teach her how to be a woman

Would a deadbeat loser dad surprise you on Sup Forums?

First off
>checked
Second
>pic related
It's high time she learns that it's up to her to keep Jamal from raping her. This .500 mag comes with all the bells and whistles, and a cute lil' snub nosed barrel: perfect for when your little angel wants to conceal it and "run up on them niggas"!

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plus it's actualy not too bad of an idea to get her used to exercise so she doesn't end up being a landwhale. Bikes are great for cardio.
But you gotta teach her to ride (the bike, you dirtyminded user!) and road safety. Which is always handy

Take her to build a bear or something similar if in US. She's nine years old, you have had basically a decade to get this down. She's not going to be a kid much longer, make this special you fucking idiot.

LOL surprise dolls, slime making kit, set of glitter gel pens. You're welcome.

As awful as it may sound to potentially "ruin a kid's childhood" by not spoiling them with frivolous toys that they're bound to just end up throwing away, I think children should be taught about saving and the value of money. I want to raise my kids better than I was raised. Yeah, my parents gave me a lot of stuff, but at 18 I was just let loose pennyless and completely lost. I want to actively help my children become independent even if it involves me buying their house for them. I feel like parents oughta be doing that.

>Any suggestions for a 9 year old girl?
A 9 year old boy.

eat her cunt

If you buy them a house, they will never learn to be independent. You'll just create a socialist who will take you for everything you have. Don't be a dick.

How about like, ask your daughter
damn

Birthday and gifts at this age are super important

Makeshift something

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True. There is always the question of "What incentive does somebody have to work hard if live is given to them for free?"

I just think it would be nice to really give my offspring a leg-up in life and I don't want them living with me until 30 as has become the norm in this society.

Chek'd
Why hasn't anyone said
>>>>>My dick
Yet?

Have we really outgrown early 2000s humor?

plague doctor

come on user, that's not funny.
She's way too old for that.

you're a pedo, faggot, don't compare jasiri to mlp unless you want a finger bitten off.

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Tell them to get a job. Get them to contribute to the household. They may not appreciate it when they're young, but they will when they're older. And if they're still living with you at 30, they damn sure as he'll better be paying for everything. If they never learn to manage their own finances, they will only ever be money sucking leeches.

Get her a Joker/Harley Quinn costume.

I'd like to offer advice on some clothing to get her, but I don't know her size. Post of pic of your daughter in a swimsuit or her underwear so I can estimate what size she wears.

I like you

though this user is obviously asking pics for the wrong reasons, he's right about clothes. Get her a nice fashionable coat for winter, since she probably outgrew last year's

A big fat cock in her ass.

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a cute halloween costume

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Defitnetly this outfit

These are good suggestions, but I think a Feeldoe would be better.

Think about it....

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You spam it in every thread all, day long. Stfu you annoying sperg

this!

>A 29 year old boy.
fixed.

Trips demand pic related.

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Sorry, I don't sell dates. Also, she's underaged, and I don't want to get arrested.

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A pc

Why the fuck are you asking Sup Forums of all places to get your 9 year old daughter for her birthday? Crazy thought, get something that she’s interested in bc you’re her dad and should know what she fucking likes after 9 years. Father of the year over here

OP's daughter actually exists

Ask her mother?