Who would win in a fight between her and Jessica Biel?

Who would win in a fight between her and Jessica Biel?

My Dick

My dick

i want her to grind her roastie on my face

Daddario would suffocate Biel with her tits.

biel, she's literally a guy with fake tits

>*Unzips dick*

Biel.

lets imagine that both of these girls, both have penises, and the goal of the fight is to get their penis into the other girl's asshole. which one would win and how?

Jessica Biel is strong. She would completely demolish Alexandra Daddario. Even in her post pregnant state.

Biel would handle her without breaking much of a sweat.

However, If Alexandra bulked and worked out she would easily overtake the older woman.

What if they were both preggo, and they bumped bellies and the first one who has a spontaneous abortion wins?

I'm loving this Daddariospam tbqh

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My dick.

Jessica Biel grapples with Alexandra and pulls her to the floor, managing to get an arm around Alexandra's neck. She chokes her until she nearly loses consciousness, and then quickly flips her onto her belly and plunges her hard thick cock into Alexandra's pale pink asshole. Then, when she's in to the hilt she pulls out and helps Alexandra to her feet and they hug in show of sportsmanship and their boners press into each others bellies.

Alexa's giant engorged breasts would make that difficult do.

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>shivering
>no nipples
yeah sure

kek

Biel would have more energy early on but daddario would last later rounds to really earn points and nail shots on biel. So daDDario

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They've both beaten Leatherface, right?

Once the fight gets to the ground Daddario auto wins by titsmother, the rest is merciless ass fucking and semen demon milking

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It's a little sad that it's coming from Alex herself.

Does Daddario work out at all? Seems like she has a soft body. Perfect for breeding but not for fighting.

Since when do little girls look like THAT?!

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Thanks for posting that, now I'm gay.

>doesn't pick it up with her brawny arms and use it to kill man-scum

disappointing

dude, since like, two years ago

she's a big gurl now, tho :3

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how do i know you're not alex?

She seems to have done some training for Baywatch, nothing too serious.

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sad that her breasts are about half this size these days. We can only hope she gets knocked up pretty soon.

>those hips
>made for breeding
hah

Are they fighting naked? What are the rules?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again open your picture folder up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Jordyn Jones, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting underaged girls to derail threads, because you can't handle that you were born a pedophile and they weren't. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic JJfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "go back, you're projecting, go back, you're projecting." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever.

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>Daddario is dating a baseball twink who's considerably younger than her
What did she mean by this?

Start clothed but can rip clothes. They're fighting over a role in the next capeshit. Winner is the first woman to force the other to service her sexually.

tl;dr

nice trips, tho :^)

>licking an old tv

Jesus christ all of a sudden the memories of getting close to the tv as a kid came back. Licking it was the nastiest feeling ever.

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thanks bruh

I don't give a flying fuck about you anymore, that's how being employed works, I just like to pasta occasionally

that's great, user

glad things are going great 4u :3

>i-i-i don't care about you, honest!

In their primes Jessica Biel would wipe the floor with Alexa. Jessica had the body of a lightweight fitness competitor and trained in kick boxing.

Alexa in her prime was a tall, long limbed, busty super model. She had no real muscle definition to speak of and as far as I know had no combat training. She does have an inch of height and probably a couple of inches of reach in her punches and kicks, but that won't really matter.

If Alexa had ever wanted to she does have the body for women's kickboxing, and should have seen some success there.

Biel scores the most points in rounds 1-3 but Daddario knocks her out cold in the fourth round with an unexpected boob uppercut, ties her defeated foe up and forces her to servie her pussy

Redpill me on pornwhores with the same physique as this slut

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Why is Alex so perfect

with all the billions of humans throughout the ages and one of them has to come closest to objective perfection

It's hard to put her looks into perspective.

Look up the hottest chick you went to school with. The girl everyone lusted after.

Odds are she is a dog compared to Alexa.

Then imagine what life is like for a woman with those looks.

i'm sure biel's got a mean right hook but daddario is a literal demon so i don't see how that would work

>this will never be real
>you will never see a leaked sextape of her absolutely pounding the fuck out of ttimberlake with a Strapon grunting and biting him

I hate that motherfucker

Biel is way too strong for Daddario and would destroy her in a fight. I'd love to see them titfight and sexfight (loser cums first) as well. What you think?

Why do spics have such nice culos?
Shame about their spic face though

daddario has literally no muscle tone

don't question the tushygods, brother

they work in mysterious ways

For real?

lel

>hungover and horny as fuck
>tinder date left two hours ago to change for work
>got saturday off
>find this thread, based Biel and Dat Dario
Why are you doing this to me? Hnnnnnnnnng