/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

y'all come back to /cum/ right now, dixie

ya here?

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you just can't wait till 310, can you?

no one wants to be the guy to post last in a thread

fuck london, buds, South coast is comfy as FUCK

vape > cigs

I want DiCaprio to vape into my asshole

my aim was off and i my load on the floor instead of on my cum rag

agreed

If we were serfs in 12th century Europe we'd all be cumming in our wives to get them pregnant

tom brady > not tom brady

>implying half of us wouldnt be dead

Going to buy an anime bodypillow

MAKE AMERICA MEXICO AGAIN

>tfw i just wasted over an hour of my time talking with a "mexican intellectual"

What did he mean by this?

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bad post

i'm shaking my head

he is autistic so he must be our guy

Convince me to do something productive today

tom brady is eternally our guy

is he autistic? is that why you guys like him?

Yeah

do something productive today

Sunday is a day for worship and resting from labour, not being productive

pooping is productive

>labour

hustle loyalty respect

>is autistic
>married to the highest paid supermodel in history
>is the best football player in history
>has the perfect life
>has never eaten a strawberry or drank coffee in his entire life

Is that last part true?

SPREAD IT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
VISUALIZE IT

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>perfect life
>has to live in the vicinity of boston

Yep, it's the Tom Brady method he's written a book on his diet

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i've only heard good things about boston tho

Good thread

>foxborough is in boston
>muslim education

it's a song silly
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This hits too close to home

playing GTA V PC lads

what mods should i install?

Boston is alright for an occasional 1 day visit but I would never want to live there unless I had season tickets at fenway or something

refuse the nightshade jews

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>vicinity means within
>implying Im british

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Hot Coffee

What happens when you're in a diner drinking coffee and the waitress re-fills your mug for you? Are you obligated to pay for it? Or do you buy unlimited coffee and you're allowed to be topped up as much as you like?

Tom Brady posting is honestly the most cringeworthy shit that has ever plagued /cum/. Literally one guy or two thinking it's some kind of ebin funneh gimmick.

Literally fuck off. Nobody cares about your football shit.

Might want to look at a map of mass mussie

free refills

Gonna smoke weed instead of being productive

Do they list the refills on the receipt?

If they fill it without asking you chances are there are free refills

Learn the difference.

How does he do it

Any other registered democrats here?

neither of those people are attractive

Daily reminder that Mexico is estimated to be 9 to 47% white

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bretty hung over buds

Really wish mcdonalds delivered

very very good post

serf here, I can confirm this is true

There are websites you can use that allows you to pay people to pick up food and bring it to you

>be serf
>die of famine

you'll feel better by the end of the day bud
then you can drink some more

I wish I was that happy.

I'm so unlucky even if I had the balls to blow my brains out I would probably end up surviving and having to spend the rest of my days disfigured.

any1 want to join my destiny 2 clan??/

seriously need a gf way out of my league

HERE IS A PLEAD FROM MY HEART TO YOURS NOBODY KNOWS ME AS WELL AS YOU DO

>20 gbp = 26 usd

the man on the right is a criminal

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I showed her 2070 paradigm shift and she wanted to see more, then she looked up the MDE channel

Post choons for me to listen to please

>go to local mcdonalds
>order mcchicken off the dollar menu
>it's a $1.29 now

show "her" this
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might go to comic con now

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Wtf is it really?

yes

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wait wtf audrey will be there too

amazon should start a weed delivery system

back from the outside world

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unironically enjoy george's music desu

Nothing gay with tossing it to traps

>Nothing gay with tossing it to traps

eh bud that's a tranny

So?

he's right

faggot

good afternoon

i dont want to be a trap but i want to know what its like to walk around with boobs all day. A strapon thing simply wouldn't work because I'd feel it on my chest instead of it being a part of my chest

just be fat

well your cartels already sort of do that?
,':^)

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