What the hell is wrong with everyone in Riverdale?

What the hell is wrong with everyone in Riverdale?

they are all botox faced american mongoloids.

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THEYRE IN A SHIT SHOW

WHO PUT THAT RETARDED COFFEE TABLE THERE WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!

Please bust my balls Veronica!

Betty does the ball busting

Can she at least tell Betty how to do it?

too much syrup in their blood

Aspergers

It's a Jughead and Betty show

Archie's musical pursuits are now ads

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they need more ethnic women

could use less, or better yet recast that ugly troglodyte Josie

>could use less
why make the show worse?
there is enough ugly white women on the screen as it is

I am surprised they didn't think to get a better looking girl to play Josie, CW went for the niggiest of nigs

it has some top female actresses. Im not one for black chicks but that one with the nose ring and choker is hot. its like a black lyra law

is this an accurate show

those bruises on veronica's legs are giving me some partial wood

Yes, but I went to a huge American high school

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