I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend

If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.

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Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

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Anthony James
Anthony James

Oh Look, its this thread again.

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

I saw The Matchmaker once.

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

You're here again op? You're wasting time here when you could be beating it to her movies

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

She was so hot in "Girlfriends Guide To Divorce".

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

She took a wicked runny shit on my chest after a set she did in New York back in the 90's. We did a shit ton of coke, she did her set and like really killed. We did more coke, ended up in her hotel making out, yadda yadda yadda she took a shit on my chest and we both laughed like idiots

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

You're fucking autistic dude. If she knew you did this, she'd probably be scared for her life.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

She was "Wet Hot" in "Wet Hot American Summer", and its Netflix series.

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

I mean, I felt the same way 10 years ago. But that was 10 fucking years ago. Stop posting this thread

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

But why don't you still feel that way?

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

She has great lips for blowjobs.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

Here's Janeane on International Ghost Investigators
youtube.com/watch?v=bKiteSlfUqU

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

Janeane hair/wig stories please?

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

I actually did meet Janeane once
I owned a bar from 2007 all the way up to 2017
at late 2016 she contacted me on the phone asking if she could do her comedy routine in my show, saying it will bring in more customers so we both profit from it, i said sure, she then went on about this hyena called "Jasiri", calling her cute, saying she would have sex with her if she could, strange woman

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

I worked with her in San Francisco a few years ago. She had a pretty nasty drug habit.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Very creative

Horrible attempt at fiction.

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

Because shes 10 years older. Went from lady I want to bang to aunty id bang after some drinks

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Horrible attempt at fiction
You are not the real Janeane Garofalo post guy.

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

You posted it before, and I remembered.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

Mah nigga.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Hiyoo

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

So, when I saw this thread tonight I thought "damn, whata coincidence that I see his thread three times." But given the other comments it seems you post this quite often. No judgement, I'm just genuinely curious... How many times in a week do you start this thread?

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Every night. Sometimes twice.

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

Are you sure the 49ers quarterback swings that way?

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

That's dedication. Do you think she's seen it?

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

I doubt it. Somebody claimed she mentioned a wig at a show last week.

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

i fingerblasted her hairy cooze whilst she knobbed me, shit was cash

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

I'm sure you've already met her a few times at meet and greets etc. Does she recognize you at this point?

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

I've never met her.

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

Exposed whore at

imgur.com/ZxPKtty

Clarence

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Carson Watson
Carson Watson

Oh, I see. Cheers dude. Keep doing what you're doing. You're a pretty interesting guy.

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

A question for OP. What about her is attractive to you?

I'm not trying to be mean, just genuinely curious what drives you to post this same thread day after day.

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

she fucked my friend. he was 17

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

Her, style, her humor, her hair, her lips, her eyes.

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Cool.

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

I'd give her tits a honk.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

Yep.

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

Where's the guy that worked on her on "The Majority Report"?

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

Gross. She looks like a turbo leftist cuck retard. Why would you want that?

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Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

christ not this fucking copypasta again
this board is called RANDOM not REPEAT
FUCKING NEWFAG

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

Yes I would.

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

I once got a blowjob from her in an alley behind a club she was performing at in San Francisco.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

Tell the whole story.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Bump.