Discuss your donuts

Discuss your donuts

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I know who secrets-chan is and was in love with her IRL.

I helped a random user hook up with my daughter.

Why?

The girl in the picture or OP?

The girl in the picture. We are estranged, but I can only imagine that I inspired her to take the pic. I did the same pose promoting a college radio show and used it as my facebook profile pic for a while.

After chatting with him, I thought he was cool and we both liked the idea.

shes so hot i want to dunk my donuts

How did you get her to hook up with him?

Does her first name begin with the letter G? It's crazy and a long shot, but the top of her head as always looked familiar to this girl I went to school with who was really cute and cool.

Well he was sort of stranded on the side of the road, his battery had died. I was still teaching my daughter how to drive, and I thought this might be a good opportunity to teach her how to respond to an emergency like this. The user liked the idea, and he let her hook up the jumper cables.

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No. I know for sure it is her even though we were estranged by the time the secrets-chan pic started popping up on here because of her fingers, the shirt, her BMI, her hair, and the pose. The only surprising thing to me is that she would post on Sup Forums...but not really given that it's not a porn thing. Behind the book she is freckled.

Every time I see these threads I think what might have been.

I went to an anime convention with my girlfriend.
While she was playing board games with some friends, I snuck off and had sex with a trap.

...wat. Did you let her fuck him there on the side of the road?!

I gave him info about her like what kind of drink she likes, what club she hangs out at and stuff he wanted to know that he thought would help him be able to hook up with my daughter. It worked. Before long he had her sucking him off and drinking his cum as he drove her around town and he is 39. She's 23.

I think it might have originated on Tumblr though? She didn't have to post it on Sup Forums herself.

No, I let her learn how to give him the hook up, jump start his car. No hanky panky.

My boss invited us to a barbecue at his house. I resent him (he's always micromanging me, telling stupid jokes and boring us with stories about his kids), so I took a dump and then swam in his pool without wiping. I was the first in the hot tub after dinner and I got a primo spot right by the blower. Positioned myself that I could kinda jerk off without my hands while looking around and really staring at his trophy wife (she's like 10 years younger than him and probably has fake breasts) in a bikini the whole time. I came.

There was this weird bird in the neighborhood. Just really strange. Different color than most and it has an odd flying pattern, like it's dumb or something. I see it flying around, making that weird sound and it just cheezes me off. So I hocked a bunch of donuts at it, accidentally hit my neighbor's car and hid in my basement for three days.

I committed the McDonald’s murders back in 88.

Poor Ronald

You're a fucking monkey

Nah, ha. Just having some fun without getting caught. He did kinda deserve it. He's got this really smug attitude. Even the invitation, "Come on, check out the new pool"," knowing damn well we can't afford that.