ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Fucking electric seaweed.

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Teenage mutant ninja turtles?
come on user way too easy!

FINE!... Gimme something more difficult.

>Power up, power up, RAWR!

One more thread

>never play as the main character but 95% of the time it's a player created one

>god tier drifting

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"Rise from the grave and save my daughter"

"Welcome to my boobs"

Initial Dick.

>I want to be a pirate.
>GROG!

>mining
>crafting

lego harry potter

>TMNT
Shit was brutal.

Ältered Beast

>school kids biting my ankles
>fell off the stoop again
>snowing in July
>ET gave me a laser gun

>imma tractor
>grabbing dem diamonds
>fucking goblins wrecked me
Ok, this is actually well described

Toejam and earl
Next

twisted metal

Nope.

Fuck you

Robot boy saved the world

MegaMan

Nope.

Guess again. It was a very popular game.

>you control a buggy
>first level is a tutorial in a green planet with water etc
>ten seconds later you're on the moon fighting against thousands of aliens
actually posting this because I've been looking for this game for years and I can't recall the name

>Drive tank
>Find frog

>play as a guy until he threatens to kill both of you unless you stop playing as him

Star Wars Rogue Squadron with the fursona mod

Monkey Island series

>walk down the road
>get in fight
>lose
>get gang raped
>escape, run into a giant
>giant fucks you
>escape, naked
>find horse and ride quick
>dismount, then horse fucks you
>walk away, covered in cum
>dragon drops out of the sky
>and fucks you

Skyrim with mods?

> angry amnesia man
> cell shading
> comic strip kills

XIII

Yep

Since no one is guessing:
is Silent Hill
is Digger

Hell yea!

>Worst NES Black Box game.

>Crawling on my way to the hospital as my legs got shredded.
>About to enter hospital, hear a demon voice telling me to stop right there criminal scum.
>offer all my gear for a medkit
>getting killed and looted anyway

>Isometric ball maze.

Factorio

>Beat the fuck out of racial stereotypes.

>die

Life

Err...all rockstar games?

Souls

Punch-Out!!

All of them.

Blaster Master

Blaster Master

>Beat balls until they are situated in a hole

Side pocket

Metal gear solid?

>jelly beans make your splooge do weird things

Marble Madness

>fast food acid trip, some assembly required

No

>collect carrots, be wascally af

Have nightmare
Push blocks
Blonde, brune, redhead
Beep beep I'm a sheep.

All correct.

>kill shit with swords magic and nunchucks
>watch out for horses

Terraria

>RED PACMAN
undefeated

>parachute to tilted towers
>find a epic sniper
>hide in a bush

mdk?

fortnite
apex legends
pubg
that chinese battle royale

Correcto

What did mdk stand for i always forget

Was actually The Beaurau : X-Com Declassified

is it a famous or some obscure game?

Put on a mask, listen to some synthesizers, and don't get hit.

Steal your daughter from yourself and die.

I dunno, I never played it. I just remember the parachute and sniper stuff from a magazine article I read decades ago...

I'm actualy amazed that it was right...

plenty of people fighting for no reason.
Somehow, everyone is famous.

space worm

League Of Legend / Overwatch
or any other MOBA

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no

Smash?

Fast man 2

yes

A boy and his blob

alot of boxes to open around the game world

Crash Bandicoot?

Flying through the fucking sky running into invisible battles every 5 seconds

R-type

>Dream about a dragon
>Leave village
>Explore world with dog-man, fish-man, snake-lady etc in your group

Breath of fire 2

There's waves of them and it's mandatory to eliminate them

Murder Death Kill

you get a shield, your friend get a sword
you get a castle, your friend gets a kingdom
it takes one arrow to kill your sister, but the bad guy can take multiple volleys of arrows, 18 guys fighting him, and a duel to the death to defeat him, and he still doesn't die

Mine Simulator Tycoon 2019: Crafting Edition

The Wizard of Oz

Speedy and correct.

>Be... dog? Cat? Rabbit?
>Wear hat with more famous character
>Carry a big ring
>Its all a dream

You harvest crops and raise animals. And its not harvest moon

That would have been:
'Somehow everyone is better than everyone else'

some generic jrpg?

Stardew valley

Sinistar
(Serious answer)

Somic/Zomic/Conic/Whatever

Winrar

Clu Clu Land

stardew valley? rune factory? farmville? farming simulator?
you described a whole genre

> thurman thomas for the win

The ending fucking sucks
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