Guys, I went to the grocery store and found this shit

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

Guys, I went to the grocery store and found this shit. Imma bake it. AMA.

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Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

Ok. Have fun

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Bruh, they don't tell you the most important part of this recipe that they always leave out, to fuck with you. You have to freeze the butter then chop it into bits and mix it into the batter, so that when you bake it, there are little pockets of butter that are absorbed into the biscuit.
Those faggots never told you that did they, fucking niggers.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

My girlfriend bakes these. they are delicious

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

Read the directions and it said I needed some grated cheese and some cold water. Cheese grating imminent.

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Jaxson King
Jaxson King

Oh an, that sounds good
But these directions say to mix the garlic and herb packet with butter and put eh butter on top of the biscuits after they are cooked

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Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

Of course you do that too, but the real power is the butter mixed into those dirty little ostrich-fuckers.

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Look at this shit here

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Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

Are you a genious? Because that sounds like genoiuis
I dont know how to spell geious and i only know that because of the red squiggly lines.

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

I got all the shit in the bowl

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Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

Get the fuck out now, that's mustard gas forming!

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

You a busta, that shits been around forever. My wife makes them like once a month

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Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

you're doing it wrong, you were supposed to snort that

David Foster
David Foster

Oh maaaan, you were supposed to mix the batter first before adding the cheese

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

Instructions said to put butter down so they don’t stick. I saved some cheese for the top.
They have to cook for 15 minutes

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Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

Why did you do this?

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Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

Congrats OP, you fucked it all up. That’s a really nice countertop though

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Bitches, you don’t know more than Betty Crocker
Betty said to but it all together
Waiting on the timer.

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Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

They are done, got to put the butter on top

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Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

Great enjoy your cheesy dick biscuits. Stick to fapping, you’re a shit baker

James Ross
James Ross

Butter applied
Now they are done,
Can someone watch my biscuits, BRB.

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Justin Perry
Justin Perry

You jealous

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

I love this thread

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

Why didn’t you tell us sooner? It’s your fault

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

This.
The layers create that delightful flakyness we know and love.

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

Ya fucking hyper retard dweeb have you never ate at red lobster? The cheese goes inside the fucking dough not on top of the biscuit to be burnt to a fucking greasy crisp... I do like your choice of grating your own cheese tho 2/10

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

This. Every time you bake a biscuit this

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

Fake and gay.
Listen up faggot, I used to work for Red Lobster, as a baker. The store bought mix is 100% what they use in their restaurants. The difference is when they come out the over the butter the top of the biscuits with some kind of garlic butter/oil mix. This accounts for like 80% of the flavor. There was a server who liked them better un-buttered, I found them incredibly plain and like a regular ass biscuit cheese.

Ayden White
Ayden White

See

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

Recipe for oil mix please?

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

GIVE THE SECRET RECIPE

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

I've made hoe-made biscuits this way. Best thing ever