Guys, I went to the grocery store and found this shit. Imma bake it. AMA.
Guys, I went to the grocery store and found this shit
Ok. Have fun
Bruh, they don't tell you the most important part of this recipe that they always leave out, to fuck with you. You have to freeze the butter then chop it into bits and mix it into the batter, so that when you bake it, there are little pockets of butter that are absorbed into the biscuit.
Those faggots never told you that did they, fucking niggers.
My girlfriend bakes these. they are delicious
Read the directions and it said I needed some grated cheese and some cold water. Cheese grating imminent.
Oh an, that sounds good
But these directions say to mix the garlic and herb packet with butter and put eh butter on top of the biscuits after they are cooked
Of course you do that too, but the real power is the butter mixed into those dirty little ostrich-fuckers.
Look at this shit here
Are you a genious? Because that sounds like genoiuis
I dont know how to spell geious and i only know that because of the red squiggly lines.
I got all the shit in the bowl
Get the fuck out now, that's mustard gas forming!
You a busta, that shits been around forever. My wife makes them like once a month
you're doing it wrong, you were supposed to snort that
Oh maaaan, you were supposed to mix the batter first before adding the cheese
Instructions said to put butter down so they don’t stick. I saved some cheese for the top.
They have to cook for 15 minutes
Why did you do this?
Congrats OP, you fucked it all up. That’s a really nice countertop though
Bitches, you don’t know more than Betty Crocker
Betty said to but it all together
Waiting on the timer.
They are done, got to put the butter on top
Great enjoy your cheesy dick biscuits. Stick to fapping, you’re a shit baker
Now they are done,
Can someone watch my biscuits, BRB.
I love this thread
Why didn’t you tell us sooner? It’s your fault
The layers create that delightful flakyness we know and love.
Ya fucking hyper retard dweeb have you never ate at red lobster? The cheese goes inside the fucking dough not on top of the biscuit to be burnt to a fucking greasy crisp... I do like your choice of grating your own cheese tho 2/10
This. Every time you bake a biscuit this
Fake and gay.
Listen up faggot, I used to work for Red Lobster, as a baker. The store bought mix is 100% what they use in their restaurants. The difference is when they come out the over the butter the top of the biscuits with some kind of garlic butter/oil mix. This accounts for like 80% of the flavor. There was a server who liked them better un-buttered, I found them incredibly plain and like a regular ass biscuit cheese.
Recipe for oil mix please?
GIVE THE SECRET RECIPE
I've made hoe-made biscuits this way. Best thing ever