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the jewish wife edition

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honest i don't get it either

>280

fuckkyooyu fuckkk you twat cunt fuckkfuckfuck CUUUUNT

sue

Eeheehee any day now

i'm half jewish and want a half jewish wife desu

wish i had a sister to take my virginity

need a qt gf to cuddle

literal godess
she's got a really aesthetic vulva too

no

g2bed josie

s-stop
*goes red*
yeah but they let me pick whatever I want for my lunch, I always get a big americano, a chicken avacado sandwich and a chocolate muffin :3

dire

what film does she show it?

Emma Watson is gorgeous and I want to do sex stuff to her. I want to smell Emma Watson's farts. I also want her to sit on my face. Having her fart whilst sitting on my face essentially kills two birds with one stone. Of course if I am assuming that my sexual fantasies about Emma Watson would come into fruition, I should go whole hog and include all kinds of kinky (as well as vanilla) sex stuff that I'd do to her and that she'd do to me. Bollock pulverization is of course a must, I'd also want to have vaginal and anal intercourse with her as well. I imagine I would penetrate all three hole, starting with a bit of a blow job, followed by vaginal, followed by a bit more oral where she sucks her own lady juices from my member, followed by anal. I would of course ensure that she got hers as well, using my mouth and fingers for cunnilingus. The face sitting fart would happen early on followed by the sex and then the bollock destruction. It should be noted that when I imagine her sitting on my face and farting, she i wearing leggings similar to the ones in pic related.

1945 saw the end of the last great struggle against the racist Jewish Supremacists who rule international finance and who are currently orchestrating the total annihilation of European power and the European peoples - today is our struggle. Our cities are no longer our own - our land has been taken and our rights abolished whilst in the same stride our new body politic being paraded as the great new heights of equality and multiculturalism. If you do not wish to fight for your existence in this world then you do not deserve that existence. The coming decades will demand that you earn that existence.

dreamers i think, probably others as well

then what

The Dreamers or some shit

Need a qt British boy to go climbing with lads

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reminder that the emma watson poster is a nigger

very good post

have no desire to shag but love cuddling

>heineken
ew.

Huh? That's not me.

???

HERE WE ARE NOW

ENTERTAIN US

bit of a pintman myself

good man

never witnessed a grimmer image in my life
wog

CORRRR

women live life on easy mode

baffling anatomy

hot as fuck, maybe i should take up climbing

...

Was going to download tinder to validate my ego but then I decided not to when I realised I don't need to, I know I'm hot.

jesus

Torrenting Blue Planet II episode 1

Like living on the edge me

heineken is a poor mans drink

post fucking machines

CORRRRRR

might have a pack of crisps
prawn cocktail me thinks

skips or get out

wish you would

how do you put on a condom

That's a robot using g some YouTube girl's pics

STOLEN VALOR!

STOLEN VALOR!!

>feet are not sexu-

torrented all me life never got caught once

like petting a dog

which episode will they be showing the deep sea creatures, thats my favourite one from the original blue planet

do you know what the word 'fetish' means

This guy's a qt too

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Ugly toenail stubs

on the cross

Maybe

tfw you will never butcher a horde of zulus with the lads and beat the wife like your great great grandpappy did

Stronger spirit of resistance

Spent the first hour pf work having a meeting with co workers where we took turns sharing what we love God and his son Jesus for blessing us with. My favourite was Janet who said she loved God and his son Jesus for blessing her with a wonderful family and wonderful co workers who are like minded and also love God and his son Jesus

reckon we should expel the jews again tbqh

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reminder to all clocks go back tonight x

jesus that stock photo actor is really playin the part

There is no point in hitlerposting or talking about Hitler. It's become like a low-rent religion for some people

Ill remember thanks for thinking of me though x

Fair. Still going to do a wank over them

woots up guoiss nepenfez here

being able to move that gracefully is so sexy, same with gymnasts

do you actually think ur funny? i see u makin these ''''funny'''' posts all the time i bet u giggle to urself when u press post aswell dont u doylem

twice now i've seen very nervous looking women buying pregnancy tests. last one was trying to hide them but they wouldn't scan and the cashier was waving them around loads lol, it's really arousing in a way

wacky bruce

>reminder that the emma watson poster is a nigger
Ahem.

gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

made plans to hang out with a girl at 9
...i dont think shes coming

...

As you should, just trying to help a homie out so you don't get catfished

>this amount of body hair
you're not white for sure

Yeah

>being that hairy

alri 'sheed

Fall of the British empire wasn't enough

them fatty palms

do you post anything else or do you just psot emma

Kill yourself already you bent Arab twat

Berg is actively trying to make noncery normal and nobody is trying to stop it

why is this allowed

>autismo yank is a fatty
Who woulda guessed...

im an anarcho capitalist

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the london flat

sunburnt back is beginning to peel. Should be fun to pick at throughout the week

it's liam

he also posts "anyone remember the cuckio meme" "hello nigger" "got called a nigger in greggs" and "poo nigger"

t. /brit/ expert

this louis is a bit grim

Need to sleep soon so I may be fully rested and prepared for a week of toil.

Shall go 30 minutes later however.

Fat hand and grotesque body hair. Fiercely obsessed with Emma Watson. Quite the specimen, eh lad?

enjoy your skin cancer

Imagine having a woman like that loving you

same

>poo nigger
exciting new gimmick desu

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

ironing the coming weeks toil attire

Fuck's sake lads, need to reign in my spending

Spend £150 on average just having fun on the weekends in London

this week

£30 on Fri on tinnies for a house party, a pint at a pub, smokes, tube and Mcdonalds

£67 on Sat: 7 pints in pubs, club entry, 5 beers in the club, uber, gear and a wrap

£44 on a 3-course lunch, a few beers at a bar, two beers at a record-shop gig and a sandwich

Do this every weekend, next week is gonna be worse lmao

>being a weak cunt