Brazil thread

Let's have a thread about Brazil. Talk about anything, including the culture, people, food, landscape, lifestyles, etc!

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why don't you ever make argentina threads? racist scumbag

someone here is jelly af

yes
wait a second I will make a southern cone thread
and you will NOT be invited

you will see

we are honorary member of southern cone

How is life like in a brazilian ranch/farm?

That looks good

That's what the middle of nowhere looks like

sad

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I don't get it.

why it seems like the green is always so saturated on brazil photos?

trash, women are completely contaminated by western degeneration values and celebrate cucking men and being sluts

typical jewish sociopathic song inducing cute farm girls to become used goods garbage:
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there's no where to escape to for a good life in this world other than suicide and living in a fantasy inside your own mind

Is the economic inequality bad? Favelas in the middle of the city and all? Also, do decent people need to have their house locked down like Alcatraz?

Shut the fuck up you self-hating faggot.

>not having a huge chunk of land for yourself to grown your own stuff
You're portuguese, you should know this better than anyone

Probably amazonian vegetation

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keep living in a fantasy world where happiness is possible, retarded ameriorc

Every Brazilian girl is at least 20% plastic. I've yet to fuck a Brazilian girl who doesn't have silicone boobs and had at least 10 facelifts.

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br br huehue

what % of all brazilian girls look like this?

I NEED a Brazilian gf

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Honestly the main problem is that it's dangerous as fuck. My uncle used to live in a farm and he'd tell me about armed militia who could just ride to your land and take it by force of arms. Police is non-existant in the countryside so you must have a weapon to defend yourself.
kek

Like what? Implants? About 100%.

Fuck off.

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t. rogério takeshi da silva

What does this meme mean?

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>Is the economic inequality bad?
yes, and if you're a foreigner (aka expected to be a rich gringo), expect MASSIVE ressentiment towards you, usually veiled by superficial hospitality - NEVER trust a brazilian with ANYTHING
>Favelas in the middle of the city and all?
you can't escape favelados and poverty being shoved in your face unless you're trying really hard to shield yourself from it by only visiting closed communities and don't look outside your car window while going from place to place
>Also, do decent people need to have their house locked down like Alcatraz?
pic related - 50% of brazilian houses have these on their walls (the other 50% can't afford it); you're never safe and everyone does anything under their power to protect themselves from other brazilians because they know they're filthy subhuman trash you can't trust

Anyone ever been to one of those German diaspora villages? What are they like?

When you see a cute Brazilian girl, 90% of the time it's a guy

Thanks, very informative. I'll just be over here playing Max Payne 3.

She looks half-asian, so I guess 5%

>Is the economic inequality bad?
Yeah, and the recession made sure whatever progress made during the commodity boom would be tore down (among the poor at least).
>Favelas in the middle of the city and all?
Favelas were built outside the city, it's just that they're now considered neighborhoods like anything else.
>Also, do decent people need to have their house locked down like Alcatraz?
Absolutely. Being robbed in your doorstep is becoming more and more common.

>Absolutely. Being robbed in your doorstep is becoming more and more common.
I have these 2 cool webms, but I'm too lazy to fetch them for you guys. :/

What is some good Brazilian music?

>tfw thinking of taking a masters in Brazilian Science

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B O S S A N O V A
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I'm a bit impressed that a thread about Brazil inst comprised of more than 90% of Brazilians posters for once.
Nice.

good shit

This right HERE should be our national anthem

>I've yet to fuck
Fixed for you, dicklet

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Rate brazilian pop music. This band is like a meme now, but I really like this.

I want to do some volunteering work in some favelas in Fortaleza but my parents advised against it because they think it's too dangerous. Are they right? I mean, if it was too dangerous they wouldn't offer me a volunteer job.

Even though criminals/militias protect charity workers, I mean, it's still unsafe as hell.

Fortaleza is beyond saving

>be Korean
>pretend to be white
>get mad when a Brazilian pretends to be Asian

Shieet
A girl from my college went there and she didn't mention it was too dangerous. Still, i might look for other places. Which ones would you say are the safest? They stilll have to be poor, otherwise i wouldn't be sent there.

I want to go to Brazil and i won't change my mind.

Favelas are never safe, man, but I think São Paulo is probably the best place because there is more people working in charity there and more presence of the State/police, I guess.

Literally everything I want, but like the other user said, depending on where you are, it can be really dangerous

We used to have some good shit back then. Probably today too but I don't know.
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I fucking love this song
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Tom Jobim is a genius.
Damn. I'll have to convince my parents to send me then. I'm personally not afraid of favelas.

Postem bunda

We do have some really good shit nowadays too, its just that its no longer popular

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hey we do the same shit to our walls here too

bretty cool user

This is a triple C THICCC right here
Damn my friend, I'd motorboat her so hard we would cross the Atlantic sea many times over

This is officially a Kuruminha thread

Sao Paulo's favelas are ugly though

Hello, I am white brazilian, highly civilized, genius IQ, high artistic intelligence, self taught on everything I do, great with animals, attractive and with a big penis and I am here to be your best third world friend.

One big thing I know about Brazil is that their drug dealing favelados are pretty fond on those first person perspective murder shooting filmed with potato cellphones. That and shooting in the hands of other people to ''punish'' them.

Noice. Elis has such a beautiful voice. Have something more modern.
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Rio de Janeiro is pretty much the same but it's more colorful

super gay

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take this rare kuruminha

That was.... made for making people....happy.
It was the intention

Thank you !
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Oh yeah?

yep

brazilians think that nazism is left wing

they say they hate socialism but praise western/northen europe life quality

they say we should embrace capitalism and we should reduced taxation, but bitch when protectionism goes down and don't want to compete in the market

Which shitholes are you from? Favelas inside the city are only a thing at Rio

Jesus, kill yourself.
Nazism is centre left. and Brazilians absolutely love socialism.

I've only got this one.

Do Brazilian women actual have big asses or is it just a meme? What does average Brazilian girl look like?

This is a typical girl of the south.

Still good

see what I mean? brazilians are fucking retarded, our education is shit

>Hitler killed Communists and Trade unionists
>he fired every left-wingers in his party
>he supported and liked fascist countries
>he was backed by capitalists

>not an extreme right-winger

>he fired every left-wingers in his party
Fake and gay, his party was made of left wingers.

>he was backed by capitalists
Fake and gay, he was back by a few companies just like the URSS was, but the state had absolute say on what could be produced or distributed.

>Hitler killed Communists
No he didn't, Hitler killed marxists. Anyone that has studied Hitler knows that he absolutely despised marxism for seeing it a jewish ideology twisting socialism, which he considered to be a German invention. Hitler was deeply socialist and believed that it was the only way of succeeding as a nation. He hated imperialistic countries and the bourgeoisie. His plan was to kill all marxists and then convert the remaining communists into socialists.

Nazism has by far more in common with socialism than with any other form of government in history.

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>Red triangle — political prisoners: social democrats, socialists, trade unionists, Freemasons, communists, and anarchists.

>Nazism has by far more in common with socialism than with any other form of government in history.
Holy shit, I thought the other guy was exaggerating, but he was right

>Nazism is centre left
It is not.
Did you skip history classes back then?

You do realize that every single socialist regime has imprisoned and killed more socialists than any of the opponents, yes?
Go read about socialism insurrections in Grenada, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, the USSR, North Korea, Vietnam...

Oh right, you're a leaf, so like brazilians you've been taught a bunch of dumb shit about socialism. I'm sure you don't think socialism is fascist, right.

Oh my God, I can't even

you didn't see 10% of it

>Hitler, a socialist, gets together with his pal Mussolini, a communist, to put europe under fascism
>totalitarian state, the state controls the market (aka socialism)
>incredibly heavy emphasis on the workers, Hitler himself stating several times that the working class is the driving force of nazism and must seize the means of control from the bourgeoisie
>calls themselves national socialist party
>redistribute wealth and resources
>a bunch of indoctrinated retards are taught in their school books that's extreme right
>spends their lives believing and repeating that revisionist retardation
>think they are the smart ones

can't wait to move out next month and be rid of my Brazilian monkey flatmates I fucking hate them

>says bossa nova
>posts SHIT TIER mpb

dont listen to this fucker

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That girl looks strikingly like my cousin, where did you get this pic?

And it only benefited to the Aryans.
Pretty much all socialist countries were against racism and discrimination and fought for the equality for everyone

>must seize the means of control from the bourgeoisie
Source? Who isn't a quote from Gregor Strasser ?
Plus, socialism is internationalist and is for the solidarity of all the workers of the world

That shows how little you know of socialist history.
China, the USSR, North Korea.
Deep nationalism and racist history.

No, no, no. Communism is internationalist, for the whole world. Socialism cannot be, by the very definition it is total control of the state, the state can't run the world.
Communism is the abolition of state, a world united.

>Go read about socialism insurrections in Grenada, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, the USSR, North Korea, Vietnam...
Tell me then