Welcome b-back to Chorped with Alice3D!
Summer w-was killer, but we're back in Autumn with your f-favorite home cooked meals
Welcome b-back to Chorped with Alice3D!
Adam Perry
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Chase Clark
WHOOOOOOOOOOO
RUN THAT THREAD
YEAH
UGHN
COOK DAT FOOD
I'M RETARD PUMPED
James Lewis
hwy would I need a meal when you're already looking like a snack?
Christopher Perez
Oh p-please
Luke Phillips
Hey, Alice. I love you.
Aiden Roberts
Gavin Phillips
S-so, the ingredients you're going to need are as follows:
-1 London Broil Top Round Steak
-Kosher Salt
-Fresh Ground Pepper
-1/4c Extra Virgin Olive Oil
-Juice of half a lemon
-2 TBSP packed Brown Sugar
-1 TBSP Worcestshire sauce
-4 cloves of garlic
Pretty easy, r-right?
Noah Rogers
the hardest part is pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
Julian Ward
Are you going to mess up, Alice?
Lucas Taylor
R-right? That shit is TUFF
No
Okay, so for this step, what we are going to do is z-zest a lemon!
This gets added into the marinade to make the steak tender and flavorful!
Don't scrape too much of the white part. It's bitter and will ruin the flavor.
Brandon Barnes
>imagine being this man
At least it's not porn.
Charles Jones
I'm actually a b-biological female, sorry
Henry Morales
personally I'd cut the lemon in half after zesting, but that's because I don't like the sticky juice hands.
where?
Oliver Lewis
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Juan Lewis
-hurries over to Alice with a cup of tea!- ^-^
Grayson Robinson
I w-washed off between steps
David Martinez
You'd be surprised at how many people fuck up a simple step such as measuring.
Connor Richardson
>You can't possibly fuck it up.
I don't know, I'm pretty good at fucking things up.
Brayden King
Finally some good OC. Keep going.
Jason Thompson
:)
Robert Myers
Love me some chorped, i'll lick your spoon if you know what I mean
Alexander Phillips
J-JUST TRY YOUR BEST OKAY?
The recipe calls for the juice of half a lemon...
So squeeze the lemon that we just used for zesting!
A warm lemon will produce more juice, so pop them in the microwave for about 30 seconds.
William Roberts
b-but then you could... wash off the garlic. it wouldn't be sticky then.
you just take the tablespoon and scoop that much of the ingredient! I've got faith in you two.
Elijah Price
No.
Double no.
Julian Martinez
>A warm lemon will produce more juice
Yeah, I bet it does.
Alexander Gonzalez
This is looking good, too bad I just brushed my teeth!
Dylan Green
How much juice do you produce when you're warm?
Aaron Reyes
Hope to see you in /r9k/, but for now I'll just lurk and enjoy the show. Also c-can we f-fist b-bump each other Alice-san ;-;
t. guy once from /bant/ moved to /r9k/
Isaac Morales
I'll b-be back on /r9k/ next week, I n-need to work on my tracing program so I w-won't get banned
Jayden Collins
fair enough! there would still be the garlic smell on your hands, I guess.
hey there /r9k/ friend
Brody Rogers
The recipe called for 1 TBSP of Worcestshire sauce, which goes well with the meat and helps tenderize it.
You can c-choose to add a little more if you like. You're n-not limited to simply what the recipe calls for.
Be creative!
Be Bold!
Be A WINNER!!!!
(make a chicken dinner)
Jayden Ramirez
But you're making London broil.
Why would I make chicken when I could make this as well?
Matthew Fisher
Shhh.... *pushes her hand lovingly over your mouth* T-there will be no dreams...
Okay! Remember that garlic we pressed or minced earlier? Now it's time to add it to the marinade!
Remember the r-recipe called for 4 cloves of garlic.
Gabriel Perry
I am the Grim Reaper of garlic presses...
Carter Green
S-SO MUCH CARNAGE
I chose to add 1/4 tsp of ground black pepper.
Freshly ground black pepper is preferred, b-but I don't always have it on hand.
Nolan Green
O-okie dokie >v<
henlo fellow Sup Forums fren ;-;
Jonathan Gutierrez
yayyyy! Alice's cookies!
Hudson Gomez
you have a garlic press, now you need a citrus press!
Connor Ramirez
R-right? Do they make those?
Cookies?
*huggles*
Henry Hernandez
fuck your cooking if i cant eat it
Oliver Martinez
Who s-said you can't?
Oliver Johnson
I dream of learning what you have to teach.
Christian White
you can eat it, just follow the recipe!
Aiden Martin
Whisk it up!
Whisk it g-good.
Daniel Nelson
i want u to do vocaroo of u pronouncing "Worcester"
Eli Thompson
Yes.
Evan Clark
alice makes me want to go make food at 3am
Samuel Diaz
If you want it,
do the work.
Oliver Walker
Wow!
D-do it! YOU WON'T! GRRRR
Christian Lee
>23rd of july
Bentley Reyes
They make smaller, green ones for limes, but limes work fine in a lemon press. They also make presses for oranges and grapefruits, but this is the only one I own atm.
Gavin Smith
Yep! I m-made this thread quite a while back b-but never properly edited it
Nolan Rodriguez
why not vegetable oil, u little kitchen utensil?
Jace Scott
July isn't the 8th month...
Noah Torres
that'll be a hard pass! I've heard too many different pronunciations and I'm honestly just afraid of looking like a doofus online.
august, actually! this was for a wonderful poster's birthday, but then Alice was a little busy. we're staring out with this so it doesn't go to waste.
Tyler Johnson
23 Aug and who cares?
Kayden Hill
It's n-not great for you, n-not great tasting, and generally meh
Cooper Moore
choke on cock
let me go marinate air with air
fucking washing machine. Thats what u get when u plug them into wifi - they start making videos for imageboards
Leo Phillips
Are you cabinets and pantry b-bare?
Do you n-need a care package?
Leo Price
Maybe one day alice will do nudes. Maybe one day.
Noah Young
who the fuck remembers about august after May, June and July? I dont
Eli Young
It w-will never happen. Give up on t-the very idea.
Matthew Mitchell
it tastes fine
no plant oil is good - u should fry it on lard
Julian Gomez
anyone who remembers THE MONTHS OF THE YEAR or LOOKS AT A CALENDAR or graduated with an elementary school diploma
Joseph Smith
I always coat thoroughly.
Michael Price
Do you think you "stuttering" through text is cute or someshit?
It's so fucking cringe man
Christian Reed
yes, i need a care package
Carson Torres
you could always go to they have some nice porn. keep dreaming otherwise.
I do! it ain't that hard to remember 12 months.
Jacob Kelly
By all means, use what you l-like, but I don't recommend it.
I'm a b-biological female
Logan Hill
try knowing more than 1 language
Juan Gutierrez
I know spanish french japanese and chinese as well. oh and polish.
Know all the months in all of them too because I ain't a retard
Justin Richardson
After you marinade the s-steak, it's time to wipe off that marinade before we put it in the b-broiler.
Burnt garlic isn't a good flavor for your steak! Also your kitchen. Bad s-smell.
Aaron Collins
Times change
Leo Reed
I d-don't
Evan Edwards
u r an autist and gibberish passing in church for speaking in tongues isnt actual languages
Caleb Hill
Alright
Levi Roberts
is /e/ not suited to your tastes? you could always try out .
Dominic Sanders
If you EVER, EVER insinuate again, that I am such a degenerate that I would visit /d/
I will do absolutely nothing.
Brandon Reed
8 years a fan~
Cooper Price
Papapap pa paa paaa paaaa!
M-Money shot!
T-This is what it will look like when it's all done
Zachary Phillips
>pantry
good thing every1 lives in single-family house
Nathan Allen
I'm n-not sure what you mean?
I live in a condo and I h-have a pantry.
T-that said, lemme cut a slice of this steak for you to enjoy
Ryder Kelly
Was it good or was that too many steaks ago for you to remember?
Nicholas Torres
It's named after an English city, Worcester. You must retain the English pronunciation, because it is a proper noun. Worcester is pronounced wuster, like the word muster. Shire is similar to a county in the US, but it is not pronounced shIIre, it is pronounce like the word sure. Think of the American state New Hampshire. That's new-hamp-sure. So the sauce that originated in Worcester, England, is pronounced `wus-ter-shure, three syllables.
Brayden Walker
its pronounced like "booster"
and u r ruining the joke
Mason Ward
It w-was quite delicious
Gavin Green
And sure isn't spelled with an h, my bad...
Jose Reyes
>1 hour thread
fucking pathetic dead meme
Asher Perry
Does Capri Sun go with steak?
Oliver Turner
I enjoy it quite a b-bit
James Brooks
capri sun goes with everything. especially more capri sun.
Gavin Nguyen
That seems like it would end with infinite Capri Sun.
There is no Sun but Capri.
Michael Baker
It w-would, how do you think we g-get unlimited solar energy?
Parker Ortiz
Do you brush or wash off? Opinions vary, what's yours, Alice?
Michael Scott
I w-wash off heavier spices, b-but garlic you can just brush off.
Zachary Lee
Only if you are from Massachusetts or some other similarly-dialected Northeastern place, and yeah, I know, sorry.
Dylan Turner
no, not only
Isaiah Brooks
kek
Lincoln Wright
>kek
Josiah Williams
G-given those are very clearly not the same uniform and n-not the same people, I don't know what you are t-trying to prove.