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first for fuck Canada and fuck French Canadians

go Canes!

First for CAM ELITESON

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>¡La Cretura!

*teleports in front of you*
Nothing personal yinzer

happy goalie interferance day!

>Crapitals on top

>#2-8 in the Metro is a difference of 5 points
>every other division is giants skullfucking retards

How are finns so fucking handsome?

NONONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHHA NONO
NONONONONO HAHAHAHAHHA
CANT PUCKS
KIPPERS SUCKS HAHAHAHHAWe have a saying
If he’s Swede he’s sexy
If he’s Finn he’s fucking hideous

That saying doesnt even rhyme

It’s not supposed to
All finns are products of inbreeding that’s why they are so fucking ugly

theres literally no easier roadtrip currently in the nhl than the 3game roadswing through western canada. they're not only garbage teams, they are easy to play against too.

Beauty is subjective, you mongrel.

Ibuprofen and Tylenols didn't work separately, so I'm trying them together tonight. See you tomorrow lads (hopefully not).

you and that kiwi should be faggots together.

I'm finna bump this thread senpai

Michigan is the only real hockey state

I'm gonna jerk off to traps and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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>That huge slapper on the ice today
Holy dyna that looked like it hurt

I'm jerking off to traps as we speak
LA is gonna win the cup

I'm finna get drunk on Sunday watching the rumble, LA is gonna win the cup

>Finns
>White

LA is gonna win the cup, this isn't an opinion it's a fact

>love the 'Canes
>also have a soft spot for French Canadian qts
What do?

Jerk off to traps instead

Sup Forums is full of slack jawed faggots and I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

simple, you have to cuck Jean-Paul

Am I the only one who legitimately get an erection watching Shawn Michaels wrestle?
LA is gonna win the cup

I can't count the amount of times I've jerked off to the HBK issue of Playgirl, Dolph Ziggler is pretty much Shawn Jr. He is also pretty sexy. I want Randy Orton to slither on my body, he's super fucking hot. John Cena is so beautiful, he's got the body of a God. Roman Reigns, my God, he's so handsome and muscular, he may be my new favorite.
LA is gonna win the cup I promise

I like my men muscular, no body hair, little to no facial hair, cute face, beautiful eyes, loyal, someone to take care of me.
LA is gonna win

i have small penis and love watching my gf get fucked by strangers
go canada

I can't stand cheating, I only appreciate loyalty, no matter what gay or straight the whole cuck thing is the shits.

How much have you had to drink canada?

None, I'm just listening to Ralph Tresvant and talking about wrestling and hockey

Bobby Brown nigga!!!! It's my prerogative fagz!!!!!
Kings going all da way bruddas!!

>this fucking thread
What is going on in here? Is fellow leaf bro drunk or something?

well i guess we're gonna have to take control

Holy shit I'm listening to that now?!! Holy fuck dude!?!?

How do we deal with the Kanadian problem of /hoc/?

Oh oh oh oh HHH girrrrllll as long ifjjd been given !ye heart to you but you just kigve it to me like a fool oohhhhhh don't be cruel!! Anze for mvp

I love you hockey, you're my friends, I love america I love finland I love you all no more banter only love ok? I love all of you, with all my heart, I promise.

I wanna rock with ya baby all night long feelings so strong rock and roll and roll and rock makin sweet love til we never stop!!

whats the point of Sup Forumsuh outside of /hoc/?

IKR? I don't give two fucks about the soccer threads that take up like 95% of this place. I wish /hoc/ became it's sound board ynkow? Independent thinkers and people on here it's the only place we can talk freely without Hillary cunton pricks arresting us for not saying they weren't tiger kins or some retarded shit.

I just gotta say I watched Evangelion recently and I'm moved by how good a show can be, I'm not that into anime but you should watch it regardless.

Our game
Our general

Must be an gas leak going on in Edmonton. Don't worry. Soon he'll light a cigarette in his trailer, blowing his ass to Hell, where every Albertan belongs.

I'm working on it

reminder this is what every c*nadian in this general looks and sounds like

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Amerimemes ;^)
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u-undefeated in r-regulation 2018 haha..

>Posts Ohio teens
The song wasn't that bad actually

Is Ohio the Alberta of the USA

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LGR

>based Lehner with back to back shutouts
>63 saves on 63 shots

Also
>the only person Lehner trusts to cut his hair is Anders Nilssons wife
Lel

> gets swept by anaheim in the playoffs

Thoughts on Kings defense?

I come to Sup Forums for /hoc/ and motor/sp/ort
nothing else

No siege needed vs. The Kings

Sweden and Finland are literally lower than I longitudinally and in terms of the quality of hockey played by their countrymen

Yellowstone soon.

>The ABHORRENT STATE OF THE WORSTERN CONFERENCE

Real Shitposting Hours

/cric/ /f1/ /tennis/ /mls/+/wog/ and now BASED /xfl/

*slowly sneaks towards fart boss*

At least he's not wearing auston mathews jersey.

Can the Mighty Cucks make the playoffs?

No

So Thorntons career is basically over now, right?

Whom

Yeah he just told his career was basically over now

Say it with me lads

THREEPEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

tfw again over 30 shots, 40 today

tfw 75 shot attempts

tfw still no shutout

t.halak

Bad team bad goaler

You now remember Jonathan Cheechoo scored 56 goals in the 2005-2006 season

good times

There was no 2005 season

I also try to subconciously forget the Canes won a cup, but yes, there was a 2005-2006 season

That was 2006 not 2005

Can you not read properly?

is it sad that I was excited for him?
really wanted to see a native player break the mold

Price is native.

yeah but user said he wanted to see a player that breaks the mold

Yes, but is user excited for Price?

fuck Kreider
fuck the
>rags

>excited for some shitter
why would he be?

>mad
>at indigenous people
Bit racist user.

why would I be mad at lysol niggers?

real wagecuck hours

river

Real /cric/ hours

Price isnt a winninigger

stop bullying me
My eyesight is starting to go from looking at computers all day

bc right? He's a mountain nigger

>BC
>mountains
Banff is rightfully albertan clay

>alberta trying to claim bc clay to seem like less of a shithole
o i laffin

Except banff is in alberta. You got played by an albortion

>bannf
>alberta clay
I don't think so gordie, it rightfully belongs to bc