BASED Disney

BASED Disney

>also played by Idris Elba
BASED

But then who will inherit the Kingdom after Simba dies? He's the oldest and sole heir of Mufasa.

>check the date
haha nice one disney

>live action Lion King

what the fuck
do they just run around in fursuits for 90 minutes?

why

>gay animal sparkle star sex

A refugee bear from the middle east

BLACKED by the hyenas, the rightful and former rulers of the kingdom
This will signal to white folk to give back what they owe to the black man, in the form of white pussy.

Fucking furries

Hearty chuckle

>furries become mainstream and the new capeshit

LIONED.COM

Why does everyone have to be a fuckin retard on april fools day?

>Timon will be a paralyzed/handicapped trans black xhe, and Pumba will be a Homosexual man with an eyepatch and a short leg. they will be lovers, not friends.

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>Circle of life
>Hyena's disturb the natural order of things
>Simba's sexuality precludes reproducing
>He restores the legitimate order only to precipitate a succession crisis.
Classic

Scar did nothing wrong.

>movie shows how he became gay
>from scar raping him
SCARRED

Timon and Pumba were already gay.

There was a Lion King 2 where Simba had a daughter.
I would guess she would lead, since it's today's era of feminism.

APRIL FOOLS

Yeah and I suppose Chris Evans wants Captain America to be played by a Latino too?