Turkey Happening Comfy Thread

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Strap in lads its going to be a long weekend

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POSTING HAPPENING
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We'll be needing another sticky soon

HAPPENING

bump

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lets go boys. this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride.

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>we're still in the happening timeline

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! MY COCK IS HARD AS SHIT

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holy shit

twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/754042149302181888

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

MILITARY COUP
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This could PREVENT world war 3

Great news if Erdogan is outed. Terrible news if he wins

Didn't someone make a post on Sup Forums about martial law on the 15th?

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gobble gobble

REPORTS OF OFFICIALS HELD HOSTAGE

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it's... happening?

It's... Happening?

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

ISIS have threatened Ankara with a nuclear weapon

I'd never thought I'd see the day when Sup Forums supported MILITARY control of a state.

Fuck you piece of hypocritical cunts,

in the USA you ugly virgin

military coup in turkey. other thread says that a turkish military commander is in charge of it.

The mutiny is pro-what then?
Russia ? west ?

Yes, saw it this morning.

saws?

Does this mean Turkey can enter the EU now????

Anzu taken HOSTAGE by military

let's hope it's a civil war

This is insane

We are literally reliving the end times of the Ottoman Empire

Tayyip = Abdulhamit
Military = Young Turks

Yeah I remember that, did anyone cap it?

No one has any idea who is rebelling and why yet, just sit back and enjoy the happening.

airport has been seized
reports presidential palace guards have had their weapons taken away

If it's anti-Erdogan, then it's probably Kemalist, which is great news for Turkey

US/CIA backed coup almost certainly

Don't have one because I just made it up

it was just a prank bro

This is not comfy, this is hectic and so much shit happening at once.

>tfw trying to follow all the EVO streams and now the HABBENIG streams tooo

wew what a weekend lads

Oh look, a leftist who leaves out facts in order to support an argument. How original.

>implying there is any kind of agenda on this board
>implying it isn't just about the happenings

Fuck Turkey, they are a shithole full of historical revisionism, genocide, and insane ideologies like "finns are turks!" I cant wait to see this shit blow up.

It's happening

need active stream

Be safe roaches. I know we hate on you and your Akhbarian ways, but a Sup Forums roach is better than a vast swath of the normies out there.

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TANKS AT ISTANBUL AIRPORT

Turkey PM just called it a coup on TV

habbening confirmed

i dont get it, whats this mean?

source?

airport

I know nothing about Turkish politics, who do I root for as a right wing burger?

Dubs mean martial law by midnight tonight

Is this ukraine all over again? Are gonna find another spanish galleon?

Turkey is collapsing, it's definitely happening.

>historical revisionism

you sound like such a jew
i bet you think 99999 billion jews died in the holocaust

It sounds like it's just one faction in the army, so this could turn into a civil war

it means: grab the popcorn it's going to be a wild ride

>Local conspiracy here is its a false flag coup so Erdogan can defeat the fake coup and seize more power.

I would be surprised lads

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SOCIAL MEDIA DOWN

confirmed

those pictures are from egypt in 2011 u nigger

It's not the whole military. Just a few officers.

flights have been halted at istanbul airport.

Fucking checked, turkey rekt

tanks on the airports ITS HABBENING

I thought Erdogan gutted the secular military leadership.

>it's actually no seriously this time for real honest-to-god Happening™

NICE DUBS

Checked

this

kebabs are removing themselfs?

>tfw 0 anons from turkey
WHERE ARE YOU

A secular, Kemalist government. I don't know if any of the players belong to that faction, but they are the only ones who can fix Turkey.

a "coup" means the military is attempting to unseat its country's own government

can someone tell me what this means

>implying Erdogan isn't a rabid cocksmoker

Whoever the running the coup they can't be much worse than the status quo.

So what is the stance of the turkish military?
Do we know what political persuasion the military generals are?

I really need to sleep but I can't miss this happening

Can someone tell me what lead up to this?

isn't Turkey part of NATO? what happened then?

RARE

>Mfw the happenings just never stop

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We're just happy to see dead roaches desu

Can we get a pros and cons of a successful coup. for turks, kurds, muslims, germans, russians, uk, eu, middle east ect.

if you know anything about turkish politics.

done

Being officially removed doesn't mean you lose power. There have been plenty of coups led by people in exile/prison.

I think I want to join the military. I feel like shit it going to go down in the world. I'd rather be prepared.

MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price

MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price

MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price

MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price

MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price

twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/754047167841665024

a "coup" means the military is attempting to unseat its country's own government

this refers to the US btw

Remember we have trump VP and the convention with farage on monday.

Military control is better than the hack Erdogan

Hopefully the military gets Turkey back on track as the secular nation of the middle east, Islamic nationalism is fucking lame

Who else is listening to the NatSoc anthem ?

>Remains of secular military are fed up with killing Kurds while IS is next door
>try coup
>Military is infiltrated by Erdoroaches so much they get btfo
>Erdogan now has full power over the military

sad day

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yes they are

this is the most serious event in a decade i think