Times u were like the joker irl

>times u were like the joker irl

>driving aroung on weed
>bored, angry
>pull over two cars and write them traffic tickets
>they were scared

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

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>acting like joker

I just cringed so hard my dick fell off

I have laughed on occasion
I too have a mother

>one time i get rejected by girl after giving her chocolate milk and being polite
>get angry
>go home
>throw around furniture
>older brother gives me rip of his marijuana
>he say "Ivan, we live in society"
>no

Pure evil

>be me
>live in a society

I fantasized sex with a black girl once

>Li terallym e

thats so fucking dumb your are not batman kid and your not the fuckin joker either

Fuck u shutup

Um excuse me those are not my pronouns. Please ask next time kthanxbye

Sorry Bad english
>School hour
>group work
>Pretty girls alone with soup
>Is good sit here?
>No, mom scared
>Get angry
>Go home
>Lick dog backyard
>Mom not happy, take my PS3
>Never ate cheese again

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Well I mean, I killed a Robin once. And a bat once too. So guess I'm the haha man.

ok,
>be me
>gaming for 16 uninterrupted hours
>mom yells at me to go to the bathroom because im shitting myself
>tell her im not, and cant pause online games
>she doesn't listen to me, keeps screaming
society...

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>be me
>be 13
>hate mum and stand over her every night she sleeps holding a knife above her throat unable to decide if I should do it or not
>never do it

I'd beat you to a fucking pulp OP.

how fat are you approx.?

I can relate to that. Very common here in Bulgaria

>be me
>don't know how to not take a joke too far
>literally mfw i am the jokey

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Get meds kiddo

>be me
>date Veronica in middle school
>catch me smelling her sneakers
>tells every
>sad
>grows tits fuck and fucks chad chadson freshman year
>also pencils smh

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>be My
>am gutter man of the funny
>Sign of work burgled
>Pilfered by head shuts
>Give Chase
>Am shout
>Am run
>Am dumpster of fucked
>Shut heads sign break over mine beak
>My must for replace sign
>Large Hog gun for safe give am
>Dance of ballet
>Am of art and grace
>Am dance for bald kids of death hallway
>Hog gun fall to floor
>From kids attempt hide
>My fail
>For to be fired and let go from job
>For to not be able to receive meds
>Am shoot Roob Digiorno
>My is hero

At least try to make it KIND OF understandable, damn.

>>no

> (You)
>At least try to make it KIND OF understandable, damn.

Didn't want to spoil it too hard.

RISE UP

and you???????????

>roob digiorno
Kek

> (You)
>and you???????????
>Am fine
>For society