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WORSHIP IS NOT ON BENDED KNEE

sampah bgt sih kalo indog yang buat thread

Comfy sembreak, lads. How are you all doing?

Nothing much, I spent most of my days bribing profs to give me passing grade. Very annoying. I wasnt supposed to be in this stupid mess in the first place. I had plans but all of them gone, like foams in the ocean

How did you bribe them in the first place? Did you fug them?

The hard part is not talking to them, it's finding them. Being an absolute shitshow my uni's administration is, most profs are either not on school when they should be, or doing something somewhere when they shouldnt be. Talking to them is quite easy depending on how you present yourself. I for example pretend to be a part time student, busy with everything always appearing tired but still willing to learn despite all my hardships. It gives me wiggle room on my attendance records and sometimes even let my absence pass. You just have to beg properly. On some occasions they ask for favors like getting them certain books, helping them with presentations, stuff like that. Nothing really big. They can easily fuck you up just as how you can easily fuck them up though, so be careful with your words. Bribing teachers is illegal.

>visit Sup Forums because Hamilton won
>visit Sup Forums wanting to see Sup Forums making fun of Vettel
>instead, Sup Forums is full of Sup Forumsfags making fun of ESPN and the Texans
Why is Sup Forums full of Sup Forumsfags? Even Sup Forums isn't this bad.

Hello newfag. The cancer that killed /asean/.

holy fuck /asean/ couldn't even last half a day now
last thread got archived by the time everyone slept
we're truly dead, lads

because they got flags?
more news at 11

Because /asean/ is shit
Nothing but shitpost and random curhat
Nobody talk about actual /asean/ stuff
t. only come here when there's history/culture/politic discussion

Politics was what killed the threads in the first place, though.

*flip politics that no one else could relate to
fix

At least you don't share your flag with underage mongrels who got nothing better to do than to post stupid shit and retarded political opinions

Oh, wait...

yeah, i've noticed actual discussion only happen when foreign lads/ladettes get involved, /asean/'s a niche board so we've got lads who know their shit alri but we've also got our shitposters and blogposters just like any other board

as long as tagalog posters are here. thread will be toxic af

Speaking of toxic..
Its a combination of butthurt bisayaball idiotic Dutdutfags and that angry Aeta in baguio

You can hide your flags now in Sup Forums and VPN
A lot of try hard flips flock their now with their Chinese tier worship of dutdut

Moving to Jakarta to study at Binus University for a semester. Can someone tell me what the housing local uni students live in is called? I asked ages ago but forgot the answer and want to look for more accomodation.

"Rumah kos" or "asrama"

fat bogs hehe

shag an indo qt for me, laddy

kamsis

>mfw mr chang canceled my leave on thursday and friday

bordil

It's fucking hot here. Why can't SEA has snow?

let's trade
west coast malaysia's been raining cats & dogs
i have 1 month of unwashed clothes just sitting there

Thanks. What do these words mean?

>Khusus putri = female only
>Khusus putra = male only
>Putri dan campur = female and mixed
>Putra dan campur = male and mixed
How hard is it to use google translate?

Go to Mount Kinabalu or northern Myanmar, Vietnam, and Laos.

it's that one schizophrenic flip who only knows nothing besides posting politics. digits even confirms it./asean/ was fine until this faggot started to shit up this thread

lapar

speaking of dubsso toxic lmao

>/asean/ was fine until this faggot started to shit up this thread
its this butthurt guy desu it always has been
so sad

Sembreak A lot of bans have been ending as well
Expect a lot of retarded bisaya and michlan tier toxicity
Plus ASEAN summit and trump is comming

can't go without coffee lads, had a cold brew alri
feelin like the best night of my life
gonna go lift some weights when mum & da's asleep

Remember folks

How do we get rid of the flip menace?

How do I into Indon and Malay music?

By listening to gamelan and keroncong, not weebshit

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hey guys any alternative to alexis?

exclusively listen to alleycat
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Al-Malioboro Hotel and Spa

>implying I only exclusively shitpost during sembreak

I hate halloween.

is it halloween oredy?
get ready for "haram" whatsapp spam by morning

How to say happy halloween in tagalog? Say, "elect another Mindanaoan/Bisaya president after Du30"

How to say April fools in Bisaya/Illocano? Say, "elect another Mindanaoan/Bisaya president after Du30"

But it's halloween? I see now why tagalog logic is the most powerful in the world.

How to say happy halloween in Bisaya/Maute Isis language? Say, "elect Trillianes as president after Du30"

I can see your the bisaya jeje slum logic aswell

Lmao can you imagine the waiver signing is his winning ticket

lol this is true, but secession will always be an option. Which reminds me, everyone here seemed inspired by Catalonia's secession.

If dutdut change the consti
For them to even have a voting option.
Throw in Cayetano that would be a fun election he will eat up Marcos shit brainwashed votes.