Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next
Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next
Sit on the bearded guys lap and call him daddy.
goddammit
You're a man, he's a man. we know what you want.
fuck. i chose get ridiculously drunk and go home alone.
Whisper in his ear
>I'll let you in my ass if you beat the pink girl to death
Rolling
Re rolling
Go outside
This lole
This
Stand up very quickly and scream
"This man has raped me, I didn't ask to sit on his lap and it happened anyway!"
Reroll
Roll
Reroll
Go to the bathroom
Fart in his lap
No, my name is Johnny because I'm the 3rd John, so it's my nickname.
I always wear sunglasses because I'm retarded.
Dubs and I RIP off the bearded guys dick with my buttcheeks
KIll all niggers.
SO WHO IS GOING TO BUY ME A DRINK!
*WHILE STARING AT BLONDE*
Order a round of shots for the bar
Burn down the bar.
Get
we burn down the bar and lock the doors
Go into Hooters.
roll
Order a mcrib
Talk to the guy next to the 7-11
Nicee one Elon...Nice one!
Check the McDonald’s for minorities
If you find some, then have an orgy in the play place.
You walk into mcdonalds and asks for the mcribs and he laughs and said they haven't sold that in years.
Grab the blue kid's dick/vagina and ask if it feels good.
Erupt into a rage and take his ribs instead
Steal the Jew hat, poop in it and slam it back on his head.
realistically shit my pants and proceed to check with thicc ropes all over the bartop
Ask if you can sit on the jew working the register's face.
summon my stand and punch him square in the gut 32 times in 3 seconds
This
Whip out johnnies Johnson and fap like mad
reroll
reroll
Roll
Stroke it in the McDonalds and cum all over the blue kid.
REEEROLLL
Pull out an Uzi, demand they sell you the McRib. Like in Falling Down.
1 off dubs 3 different times reroll
Johnny turns into a big titted bimbo
Pull my pants down and jump on the blue kid's head, as if you're trying to swallow him into your anus.
Push the blue kids head into the deep fat fryer
Oh shti
Take a mcrib BY FORCE
Summon Hitler to help you get your McRib
Johnny becomes trap
His dad is too scared to stop you
2 fucking gets
This is some weird ass porn. Btw the kid turns into a big titted bimbo aswell.
Use titties to get McRib
kill the Jew and make yourself a McRib
Mass shooting
The faggot in the green hat makes a joke to me about the lights being to bright in here or something. The the pink lady with the blonde hair laughs unfortunately resulting in her relaxing around a black.
..........
The dad reveals he's Bernie Sanders
Reroll
a human sized vagina appears and shouts something out loud
Nuclear apocalypse
Saw off your new tits and put them in the deep fat fryer
Swallow the kid into your anus, go to Hooters and fire him cannon style out at somebody.
The cashier commits suicide
Roll
There is a new virus in town which turns all the people into hot big titted girls
Demand a McRib again but this time bribe the Jew with a nickel
Burn down the McDonald's
Scream
Jesus Christ.
Chew on the jews nose
Summon the 4th Reich
You shoot him at the first person you see
Order McRib at Hooters
Put the kid back into your anus, immediately run outside, then shoot him out with such force it propels you far in the air, and through the window of an airplane full of slutty bimbos.
Saw your own legs off
REEEROLLL
Psyop maga hat guy into thinking this happened to him because of the Jews in an attempt to get revenge for being disrespected at McDonald's
Apply for a job at Hooters
Reroll
Burn Hooters down and start own restaurant just for Tiddies and McRibs
The waitress tries to stop you
Canada
sit at the table and order mcrib
Saw off her head and fuck it with your sawed off leg.
Reroll
Jesus reroll for this kek
Fuck the waitress
Roll
Give her a job application to work at Hooters.
Once your own legs are removed take her legs and sew them onto your body then fondled her breasts as she bleeds out.
Become a terrorist duo with the waitress
Give her a job application to work there
Apply for a job at Hooters
Work at Hooters without application
You forgot one user
Steal her Hooters uniform and work as a waitress there
Tiddie fight