Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next

Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next

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Sit on the bearded guys lap and call him daddy.

goddammit

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You're a man, he's a man. we know what you want.

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fuck. i chose get ridiculously drunk and go home alone.

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Whisper in his ear

>I'll let you in my ass if you beat the pink girl to death

Rolling

Re rolling

Go outside

This lole

This

Stand up very quickly and scream
"This man has raped me, I didn't ask to sit on his lap and it happened anyway!"

Reroll

Roll

Reroll

Go to the bathroom

Fart in his lap

No, my name is Johnny because I'm the 3rd John, so it's my nickname.
I always wear sunglasses because I'm retarded.
Dubs and I RIP off the bearded guys dick with my buttcheeks

KIll all niggers.

SO WHO IS GOING TO BUY ME A DRINK!
*WHILE STARING AT BLONDE*

Order a round of shots for the bar

Burn down the bar.

Get

we burn down the bar and lock the doors

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Go into Hooters.

roll

Order a mcrib

Talk to the guy next to the 7-11

Nicee one Elon...Nice one!

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Check the McDonald’s for minorities
If you find some, then have an orgy in the play place.

You walk into mcdonalds and asks for the mcribs and he laughs and said they haven't sold that in years.

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Grab the blue kid's dick/vagina and ask if it feels good.

Erupt into a rage and take his ribs instead

Steal the Jew hat, poop in it and slam it back on his head.

realistically shit my pants and proceed to check with thicc ropes all over the bartop

Ask if you can sit on the jew working the register's face.

summon my stand and punch him square in the gut 32 times in 3 seconds

This

Whip out johnnies Johnson and fap like mad

reroll

reroll

Roll

Stroke it in the McDonalds and cum all over the blue kid.

REEEROLLL

Pull out an Uzi, demand they sell you the McRib. Like in Falling Down.

1 off dubs 3 different times reroll

Johnny turns into a big titted bimbo

Pull my pants down and jump on the blue kid's head, as if you're trying to swallow him into your anus.

Push the blue kids head into the deep fat fryer

Oh shti

Take a mcrib BY FORCE

Summon Hitler to help you get your McRib

Johnny becomes trap
His dad is too scared to stop you

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2 fucking gets

This is some weird ass porn. Btw the kid turns into a big titted bimbo aswell.

Use titties to get McRib

kill the Jew and make yourself a McRib

Mass shooting

The faggot in the green hat makes a joke to me about the lights being to bright in here or something. The the pink lady with the blonde hair laughs unfortunately resulting in her relaxing around a black.
..........

The dad reveals he's Bernie Sanders

Reroll

a human sized vagina appears and shouts something out loud

Nuclear apocalypse

Saw off your new tits and put them in the deep fat fryer

Swallow the kid into your anus, go to Hooters and fire him cannon style out at somebody.

The cashier commits suicide

Roll

There is a new virus in town which turns all the people into hot big titted girls

Demand a McRib again but this time bribe the Jew with a nickel

Burn down the McDonald's

Scream

Jesus Christ.

Chew on the jews nose

Summon the 4th Reich

You shoot him at the first person you see

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Order McRib at Hooters

Put the kid back into your anus, immediately run outside, then shoot him out with such force it propels you far in the air, and through the window of an airplane full of slutty bimbos.

Saw your own legs off

REEEROLLL

Psyop maga hat guy into thinking this happened to him because of the Jews in an attempt to get revenge for being disrespected at McDonald's

Apply for a job at Hooters

Reroll

Burn Hooters down and start own restaurant just for Tiddies and McRibs

The waitress tries to stop you

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Canada

sit at the table and order mcrib

Saw off her head and fuck it with your sawed off leg.

Reroll

Jesus reroll for this kek

Fuck the waitress

Roll

Give her a job application to work at Hooters.

Once your own legs are removed take her legs and sew them onto your body then fondled her breasts as she bleeds out.

Become a terrorist duo with the waitress

Give her a job application to work there

Apply for a job at Hooters

Work at Hooters without application

You forgot one user

Steal her Hooters uniform and work as a waitress there

Tiddie fight