Brit/pol/ - Aesthetic Edition

> T H R E A D . T H E M E
youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814

> S P E C T A T O R
spectator.co.uk/

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twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052241183674368
theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/15/turkey-coup-attempt-military-gunfire-ankara
twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/754049753269301248
youtube.com/watch?v=brdhbgeGW4E
twitter.com/HULIO2010/status/754052113131601920?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
gov.uk/government/world/organisations/british-embassy-ankara
twitter.com/monaalami/status/754055093863997440
stripes.com/news/europe/hundreds-of-military-dependents-ordered-to-leave-turkey-1.401622
twitter.com/AnonBabble

nth for RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE

>Shit OP
>the world is ending

Are these things correlated?

Lads, away from the high-past retardation of the other threads, what do you think about what's going on in Turkey?

Nice to see the Department for International Trade has a swanky office.

Fuck you cunt

Reminder to praise Kek and thank him for the daily happenings.

Bit worried because my Brother is over there working, but outside of that, couldn't care less.

Probably a good thing, like in Egypt the mainly secular Army have stepped in to combat Islamism.

Heh

Top work Boris, don't let that cunt threaten you

Handled well: could be good

Goes wrong: fucking loads more refugees

>coup in turkey
>the bbc is still regurgitating stuff about nice

Useless tbqh

This is fucking madness lads, what have we done

Pretty simple, Erdogan is deeply unpopular with the rich West and is only kept in power by the teratded East. His self destructive foreign policy was driving Turkey to War with Russia. So the generals stepped in and deposed him

Nice OP faggot
Only thing that's nice is the pic but keep it /bong/ next time, pleb.
Does anyone know what the current issue of the spectator is? My private tracker only has the last issue from may, is there even a new one out?
I'll upload for brit/pol/ btw if the guy on my private tracker starts uploading the new issues again

>How will you apologise to Erdogan for calling him a goatfucker Boris?
>The foreign office is working on it

twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052241183674368

IT'S CIVIL WAR CHAPS

This.

As much as I hate the Guardian's politics their rolling news coverage is God-tier.

theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/15/turkey-coup-attempt-military-gunfire-ankara

>Government claiming the Coup has failed
>While the Army is mobilised on the streets still

KEK

Crashed the world with no survivors, just like the plan said.

twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/754049753269301248

youtube.com/watch?v=brdhbgeGW4E

UPDATE

twitter.com/HULIO2010/status/754052113131601920?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

A BIG FUCKING EXPLOSION

My GOD the happening

What if the coup is the work of MI6 agents and assets in Turkey? Boris if now in charge of MI6 so that would be pretty based if he has ordered that to be done.

They don't call us Perfidious Albion for nothing.

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Hope your brother is ok.
Thanks lads.

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Meme magic has ascended lads

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I agree. They excel with their text commentaries.

Just remember it's always got a bias, mind. They like posting jokey tweets that fit their narrative.

>twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052241183674368
Dank.

ARE THE ARMY ISLAMISTS OR KEKS OR WHAT

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Britain is independent and Europes in flames time is a comfy circle

>Boris gets booed at French embassy
>Terrorist attack happens in France

>Turkish Prime Minister talks shit about Boris
>The Turkish army takes over

Better make May's wall a few feet higher, thicker and with dogs everywhere

lel, people rate the CIA but the British secret service was organising coups before the CIA even existed. If anyone could do it it would be us.

topkek

Then I would be seriously fucking impressed and would hope Boris never writes a poem about me.

>Boris had bants with Obama

Dear god

>If you’re in the UK and concerned about a British national in Ankara, call 020 7008 1500.

gov.uk/government/world/organisations/british-embassy-ankara

I guess Boris just escaped a very awkward meeting with Erdogan

I hope we realise that the real victim here is the army

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UK/US behind turk military coup??

The US have a military base there

Erdoroach getting blown the fuck out.

He will be fine lad.

They won't fucking dare mess with foreigners especially Brits or Yanks.

top lel

hive mind

>Talk shit, get civilisational-split

>tfw my parents are on holiday
>in Ankara

Look At the EUR
Jeeez

Are the Turkish army secular?

>US have a military base there

Can you imagine the shit show going on there right now?

>Where are the bullets?
>Who is the duty officer tonight

Who's next in Boris's queue?

surely not

Was the French flag on that before or after the happenings?

2016 is the year that keeps on giving

Check his English notebook

>State News Agency: Reliable sources claim that the head of military is held captive by those attempting the coup.

Holy fuck, it could be a full-on islamic takeover

leaked footage of erdogan escaping a hit squad

desu lad who goes on holiday to turkey

False. Top general is Erdogan shill.

Yeah because the Turkey joining the EU can just got kicked down the road

BORIS'D

Yes well done Angela, well done on negotiating that refugee deal with Turkey

HOWEVER

The colours are in the wrong order, it's more of a vertical Russian flag.

No. Erdogan sacked the top brass when he gained power.
This is "Young Turks 2.0".

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>tell my family about whats happening in turkey
>"you shouldn't let these things bother you user"

they'll never truly understand a happening

Yep, they were doing a travel route through Istanbul, through antalya up to Ankara then back again. They are staying in a hotel on the far eastern edge so far.

So please, no nukes

That is a pic from tonight. I assume they put it up following Nice

kerk

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it's fucking ideal
if erdogan gets killed we dont need to worry about bojo's poem

Why do we get so excited about serious happenings?

This isn't normal, lads.

Typical Irish response desu, you should all get involved for once, it's a good laugh.

Just another day in Turkey.
They love a good military coup.

I hope the military win.
Erdogan sounds like a cunt.

CHAT SHIT GET WHIFF WHAFFED

Because we're untouchable

keek

Christ, we vote to leave the EU and every other country starts falling apart. It's so damn comfy here watching it all.

Wonder what tomorrow's happening will be.

Top kek.

twitter.com/monaalami/status/754055093863997440

FUCKING SHIT LADS

CIVIL WAR IMMINENT

BORIS'S REVENGE IS SWIFT AND TOTAL

Interesting to read this:

stripes.com/news/europe/hundreds-of-military-dependents-ordered-to-leave-turkey-1.401622

Its a NATO tactical nuclear weapons base, there are RAF personal there as well chaps.

Because it's almost 10pm on a Friday night and we're all at home on a Taiwanese puppetry fansite.

Because we have fuck all else in our sorry lives.

We're on Sup Forums on a Friday night.

It's somewhat coincidental that only days after Boris "The Constantinople Crucifier" Johnson enters the Foreign office that a military coup takes place in Turkey?

>pic related

Erdagon's in Bodrum, according to sources, so is he going to try and fight this?

Civil war?

> C I V I L . W A R

thats shit

We're all strange here user

Who /kissless virgin/ here?

Some men just want to watch the world burn

MOM A BLACK MAN IN AMERICA IS CRYING!
>Oh no, hurry, burn the constitution!

THERE'S A MILITARY COUP IN TURKEY
>That's nice dear, try not to think about it.=

>Turkish military on one hand

>loyal military, AKP party, President and police

Yeah nah it's civil war now

Depends how much of the military stayed loyal.

If he doesn't have the military, he'll be hoping for international assistance.

Kek

PERFIDIOUS JOHNSON is behind this

Seriously lads I can't keep up with all these happenings. The past month or so has made me feel like my brain is going to fry.

fuck i just heard what sounded like a nuke fly past my window nearly shat myself