This motherfucking piece of shit thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.
This motherfucking piece of shit thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything
only normies reply with "no u"
Guess I'm a fucking normie then.
You have a decent enough body, why aren't you out fucking like a champ? I'm 34, and built like a rugby player, but have a fat belly, and I can still pull some pusstwat every now and again. Are you sick in the head? Have any crippling social anxieties stopping you?
what’s your routine?
>Have any crippling social anxieties stopping you?
I do. Not even shyness. But an inability to hold a conversation.
I primarily rock climb. Supplemented with some upper and lower body / core sessions every other day.
Why can't you hold a conversation? Are you autistic, or have some other mental block?
Do you think you're boring? Chicks don't care about what you have to say, they just want to gab on and on about themselves. You've already got the bod enough for getting some low hanging fruit.
You didn't really give me a satisfactory answer about what is stopping you from going out and hooking up.
There's no way that's a real pic of you OP. A guy built like that should have no issue getting puss
>Why can't you hold a conversation? Are you autistic, or have some other mental block?
Simply don't know how to read people, or what to say.
>Do you think you're boring? Chicks don't care about what you have to say, they just want to gab on and on about themselves. You've already got the bod enough for getting some low hanging fruit.
I'm very boring, dull and robotic.
>You didn't really give me a satisfactory answer about what is stopping you from going out and hooking up.
Going out is not the issue, hooking up is.
Yet I haven't.
Wtf is wrong with your arm?
bend the knee to our Lord Jesus Christ
then marry a Christian Virgin
then have 4-6 Kids
you're already going into the right directoin
also lay off the self attacking, society wants you to feel bad for doing the right thing
keep us up to date with your progress
Get tinder bro? And not know how to read people is a sign of being on the spectrum, just an fyi
yeah. wuts wrong with your arms ?
Was climbing and taped it off
I used Tinder for years. Rarely get matches, almost no replies.
Look at people when you talk to them, even the most socially retarded person can hold a conversation 1on1 if they look at the other person, if you can't you are probably autistic
Ive seen mute dude picj up a girl.
you are just a fucking beta.
you think sitting at home will fix this? only practice.
go out and just be in places. and then start talkimg. like music fests.
either get drunk, get some anti anxiety meds or anti-psychotics.
fuck, you make me angry.
maybe its a trick of the picture but one looks longer than the other one.
find some grill who likes to climb. easy.
your in pretty good shape. diet? workout routine?
The issue is usually that the conversation fiddles out after a few minutes. I keep asking questions but people are usually not super eager to answer them.
I get quite talkative when drunk. I still never managed to hook up.
One is slightly bent.
That would be awesome. I've been in climbing groups for the better of a decade. Never hit it off with anyone.
I feel you dude. It doesn't matter how much you work out, if you can't talk to women in the first place, there's no chance for having sex in the first place.
I shouldn't be one to give advice, but if you're in some sort of group that's naturally forced to converse with each other like work, you might be lucky enough to make something happen.
>Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything
Have you considered that you are in fact autistic?
I'm not being funny.
I am in a climbing group. I also like to do courses / classes (e.g. yoga, cooking and shit).
I have considered that. But what is the point of knowing? It's not like there's a cure.
As long as you keep putting yourself in situations where you have to converse, I think you'll get better at holding conversations. You already seem to have interesting things to talk about.
It could help you to know in future interactions, and/or you could get some therapy for it. I'd be willing to bet multiple women have put out vibes that they wanted to bang and you just walked away leaving them confused and frustrated.
I don't have anything interesting to say. Didn't experience much out of the ordinary during my life.
>I'd be willing to bet multiple women have put out vibes that they wanted to bang and you just walked away leaving them confused and frustrated.
When I was in university (my classes were like 70% female), I confided to some female friends that I was a virgin and asked them to tell me when someone shows interest. Never happened.
Wanna try practicing conversation with a married chick who lives far away? There's no pressure since there's no possibility of pussy. I could give you pointers, talking points, etc.
How do you know where I live? Nice try NSA
Try to crack a few jokes and if it feels right, invite a girl to do outside of their usual routine with you.
Also, nobody really has an exciting life. You need to embellish the ordinary and fill the conversation with random topics.
Um, I'm sorry to break this to you, but women aren't going to come on to you when your female friends are around to give you signals. You need to learn how to see and interpret these signals yourself. Also, you need to stick your neck out a little bit. When's the last time you asked a girl out on a date?
>Try to crack a few jokes and if it feels right, invite a girl to do outside of their usual routine with you.
The thing is. It never felt right. I am not even talking about sexual tension or sexual chemistry. It just never seemed that women liked to talk with me.
>You need to learn how to see and interpret these signals yourself.
What are those signals?
>When's the last time you asked a girl out on a date?
Around four years ago. Got ghosted. Usually, I don't get so far.
>What are those signals?
Physical contact is a huge one. Not grabbing your junk, but just a light touch of the arm, sitting a bit closer to you so your legs touch. Picking lint off your shirt, etc. Another is taking an interest in you over other people in the room. Going out of their way to have a personal conversation with you. Everyone says ask questions which is generic, dumb advice but if they ask questions about you it means they're trying to get to know you.
>Around four years ago
That's bad. Asking someone out is not a late game move, it's step 2 or 3 of many. Also, when you meet people do you smile? Are you warm and friendly, or do you keep a neutral expression, joyless, avoid eye contact, etc.? Those things are hard vagina repellant.
Holy fuck. I though that you were talking about subtle signals I could have missed. How can anyone misread those?
>Physical contact is a huge one. Not grabbing your junk, but just a light touch of the arm, sitting a bit closer to you so your legs touch. Picking lint off your shirt, etc.
>Picking lint off your shirt, etc.
What the fuck? Never happened.
>Another is taking an interest in you over other people in the room.
Going out of their way to have a personal conversation with you.
>Everyone says ask questions which is generic, dumb advice but if they ask questions about you it means they're trying to get to know you.
As I mentioned above, it is always me answering those questions.
>That's bad. Asking someone out is not a late game move, it's step 2 or 3 of many.
You know when I would ask someone out? When there is some indication that she enjoys talking to me or being around me.
>Also, when you meet people do you smile?
I'm really bad at faking smiles. I'm really bad at faking any expression.
Welp, at least we know your personality is 100% the problem. You seem unpleasant to be around. Utterly joyless and cold.
However I'm pretty sure the fact that no woman has ever touched you is a lie. Also have you ever posted a timestamp, because if this is some weird LARP I'm not wasting any more time on it?
>Welp, at least we know your personality is 100% the problem. You seem unpleasant to be around. Utterly joyless and cold.
That's true. I'm not actively cold though. I simply don't know what to say so I don't say anything.
>However I'm pretty sure the fact that no woman has ever touched you is a lie
In the context you have described no.
>Also have you ever posted a timestamp, because if this is some weird LARP I'm not wasting any more time on it?
Will prepare one.
I suggest seeing a therapist. I'm guessing you've got some depression issues going on aside from your social issues. Most people have interests and hobbies that make them happy that they like to talk about. You don't seem to have any of that. You're just like "I'm boring. I don't have anything to say." People in general, women especially, enjoy being around someone that has interests and is interesting, engaging, stimulates them. The fact that you've never had a relationship obviously bothers you, so if you're going to change that you're going to have to work at it. There's absolutely no magic bullet. Whereas most people need to work on themselves physically, you have the opposite problem, you need to work on yourself mentally and emotionally.
Here you go.
whats your workout routine?
Is your dick mutilated?
>I suggest seeing a therapist. I'm guessing you've got some depression issues going on aside from your social issues.
I've been treated for major depressive disorder before (both CBT and SSRIs). My mental health is pretty good at the moment.
>Most people have interests and hobbies that make them happy that they like to talk about.
I have hobbies (climbing / bouldering, cooking, reading). And I like to talk about myself (hence these fucking threads). However, I cannot really show or convey excitement. I can lecture but I cannot promote.
>People in general, women especially, enjoy being around someone that has interests and is interesting, engaging, stimulates them
I know. And I know the people who can make ordinary things exciting, who can tell stories, who can convey emotions. I am not among them. I am quite well traveled, I lived abroad (in fact, I still do), I have a high prestige (but not well paid) job. Still, I cannot make people care.
As I said above, I am primarily a rock climber / boulderer (around 10 hrs per week). In addition I do a simple upper body, lower body / core split.
Nope. Not from the US.
have you ever tried getting drunk with a girl?
If this is how you converse in real life just coldly answering questions, and conveying zero emotion yeah no one is going to be interested. Loosen up a bit, take a little more pleasure in interacting. Smile, laugh, be more comfortable in your own skin. Nobody wants to fuck a robot. Not sure what else to tell you man.
The sad thing is: this is who I am. It's not a facade, it's not inhibition or fear about how people would react to the true me. This is my true personality. FUCK.
Yes. More times than I can count. I drank a lot in HS and early university hoping it would make me more sociable. I just made me dull with more energy.
Just go on porn websites and click the “milfs ready to fuck” ad. I’ve fucked so many people’s moms through it.
I'm not saying it's a facade. I'm saying you're too uptight. You're adroit. Loosen up. Make jokes. Do stupid shit for no reason other than it's fun. One time my friend and I just randomly took turns riding in an abandoned shopping cart on the way home from the bar because we were drunk. Stop being so serious all the time
have you tried pot or coke? did you get drunk or just drink?
Yeah right bro.
I'm not uptight. Uptight means you close off your true self in order to fit whatever social convention. For me, loosening up would be an act. And one which would be hard to pull of.
Tried pot. Only made me slow and sleepy though. When touching alcohol in my 20s, I usually got decently drunk. Else, what's the point. Now I drink socially. A couple beers, a few glasses of wine etc.
Why you photoshop your dick, and since you did, why didn't you make it bigger than slightly above average.
Wow someone who is the same boat as me. Good to know im not alone.
heres my advice, and its what worked for me and i was a 26 y/o virgin similar to you. get on a dating app of somekind and set up a date with some chick. but get drunk beforehand, like pretty fuckin drunk. not shitfaced or blackout but take a fair amount of shots before you go out and then have a few beers with her and see if that helps you loosen up some. its not like you have anything to lose at this point
this would 100% solve his problem
Maybe you would get laid if you didn't spend every day in fucking Sup Forums posting this stupid fucking thread.
So you are actually socially autistic.Honestly sounds like ASD. Practice talking to yourself in the mirror, make small talk as you pass strangers by, go to the bar and strike up a conversation while you've had a few drinks. You'll get there you just need to work on yourself.
Dude, you have a fucking rocking body. there has to be something else going on why you cant get laid. Seriously put some work into your social skills instead of so much into your body. You're just not hanging around the right type of crowd. hit the bar, find different groups outside of your comfort zone, go to post-secondary education you will fuck like crazy there.
>get on a dating app of somekind and set up a date with some chick
This step is the fucking problem. No success on Tinder, no success on Bumble, no success on OKC, no success on this fucking german app for academics.
Sorry bro. But you are literally the only people with whom I can talk about myself.
>Practice talking to yourself in the mirror
"You talking' to me?"
It happened many times.
yes, practice talking to yourself in the mirror.
>go to post-secondary education you will fuck like crazy there.
Dude. I'm really ashamed to say that but I spent ten years in university in a field which is predominantly female.
Is the gun required?
>This step is the fucking problem.
are you matching with girls?
I hate this sinewy look, you look like you were in shape and then got AIDS.
Sometimes. Lots of bots, especially on Tinder. Almost no replies.
It's probably because you're boring. I can assume that from the boring white empty room you got there. Nothing interesting about you.
Gaining weight is my biggest problem. Was always fucking skinny.
why dont you make a thread on here and let us make the responses for you then?
You are mostly right. However, I only moved like two weeks ago.
id smash just cause lmao. ive never met someone i couldn't hold a convo with
Because this requires actual responses from a girl. Happens maybe once or twice a week that a girl writes back.
probably because of what you are writing. the next time you get a match start a thread and just post what people tell you to. if she doesnt respond right away then just make a new thread when she does. obviously dont put the dumb shit that people put but theres lots of people on here that will help you for their own entertainment. especially if you keep your thread updated
Top or bottom?
Go find a comedy club that does an open mic night and has comedy classes.
Go sign up and take some classes, then do an open mic.
im a bottom, not sure if i could top?
Nope. Just nope. I'm open to a lot of things. But that will not work. Don't wanna end up in some cringe compilation.
Not him, but as a virgin it's very hard to determine whether it's a good idea to say something. It's hard to tell whether something is dumb shit that will get you arrested, or smart shit that will get you laid.
I knew you were a dude.
Be someone that’s interesting. Do some mountaineering, not just climbing.
Take some pictures along the way, find stories to tell.
Yet you keep posting these threads...
It's like a never ending cringe compilation.
well im masc yes, but not exactly a dude :3
right but that's the point of asking other people. he will at least improve his chances of getting a date because so far hes at 0%. and its not like he has anything to lose by talking to some random girl on Tinder right?
At least 20% of the thread will be people trying to get him to say horrible things.
I'm not exactly sure how tinder works, but can't the random girl report you and fuck your shit up?
At least, I'm anonymous.
ya of course there will be people telling him to post dumb shit but he can pick and choose from the posts lol. its not like he has to write everything that's posted. the point is to give him a myriad of responses he might not otherwise have thought of
i have no clue what a bulldyke is lol
i was assigned female but now i am mostly not that
I see. So not even any tits to post.
Dude, go get a happy ending or go fuck a prostitute. It might change the way you think
For me. It is not about the sex in itself. It is about the companionship.