ITT:Dubs decide a new law that the U.S. MUST follow

ITT:Dubs decide a new law that the U.S. MUST follow.
>No matter the cost.

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all people with vowels in their name must be shot on sight

We return to approximately 1900 in all legislation, a comprehensive calibration of our broken country. Every copy of all laws passed after January 1st, 1900 are burned or deleted. All laws must be rewritten, or preferably left unchanged

reroll

Give israel nothing!

hehehe say goodbye to yuor votes dumbfuck womens

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All tobacco products are immediately illegal.

reroll

Repeal this stupid shit.

All weebs will be linched.

reroll to repeal

reroll

No fat chicks in short shorts or yoga pants.

Free beer and free pizza on Friday night.

Any and all original posters or OP will have their middle name changed to masterfaggot.

If they have two vowels in their name, are they shot twice?

>anti-smoking
>Hitler dubs

THE THIRD REICH RETURNS

Reroll.

second time shot has to be in the balls, no questions

Donald Trump president until the end of time

Black people have to wear arm-bands so that we know they're black.

Some law about taking guns away

All non bisexuals are eradicated unless they look good
Then they become sex slaves for bisexuals
They will be used to breed more sex slaves

Americans under penalty of law must NOT refuse to save money on their car insurance by switching to GEICO.

TRIPS

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REPEAL

All white people must get deported, including elected officials. Immediately.

The president no longer has control and all control is determined by advanced ai that enforces things like

Any women with large ass and titties cannot deny a request for consent and cannot be a virgin.

PRAISE KEK

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Tay AI

Liking penis will be gay, even if you are a woman.

reroll.I really need a gf.

TITS OR GTFO

The Purge is enacted. Make it on October 31 so everyone can dress up.

Hory Sheeeet

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>bi master race
>trump perma removed of political power
>ai ends all racism and homophobia
ZOMBIES BTFO

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Women must consent to any request for groping when in a public setting. For intimate areas, clothes are allowed to be kept on, but if it's a non-intimate area, like the head, face, shoulders, feet, etc., the body part must be disrobed of any clothing like a hat, socks, whatever.

All citizens must browse for at least half an hour, and must share content to at least one thread, each and every night. Citizens who are artists must contribute at least one new piece of art (be it drawings, voicework, etc.) to the /d/ community each month.

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Sup Forums is deleted and all loli posters will be arrested.

reroll for my degenerate idea

(A) Liberals are to be shot on sight, because they believe humanity is the source of all ills.

(B) No weapon restrictions so those of us who can, can purchase military grade small arms, IFVs, AFVs, and other stuff (not sure about the bio-chem shit, I prefer killing things with fire).

Footfags will be hunted down and sent to concentration camps

All racists and bigots are killed

Re-rawlin' for .

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BEST TIME LINE

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This law is granted and you can have sex with them if they're baiting you into looking.

This thread dies.

I’m just impressed someone took the time to make yet another crappy wojack edit

Fuck, rollin' again...

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This guy gets exiled to Scotland and becomes a 3head for "faggotry"

reroll

Submit to the rule of England once again

Trump is declared by all world governments as a deity

bumping this request.

reroll

Everyone in this thread will give a (you) or ban.

I like your addendum friend. rollan

USA leaves the EU

>land of the free

>people actually want more laws to make the country they always preach about being a free country even less free

Come on...Rawlin' once more. Gotta turn the world into /d/eviants...

The nation is gifted back to the native Americans and all US government bends to their whims

Owning loli is legal no matter the realism.

This law is granted, with one small addendum: All citizens must reach orgasm to content at least twice a week.

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America completely deweaponises and Denuclearises. There are no weapons available besides every day things being used as makeshift ones

this time finna be dubs, y'all heard

law: force god him fucking self to give us character creator

rr

TRIPS MAAAAAAGA

Women are legal property of the state until they have at least two children. All income earned in this time belongs to the state.

The same goes for men, until they have served at least two years in the military.

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KEK IS TRULY WITH US THIS NIGHT.

The entire state of florida is to be walled off and becomes a penal colony

ALL WOMAN MUST LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY BY AGE 30.
>Bestially or Homosexuality doesn't count.

Rolling for these

This, and we cut it off from America to float into the Atlantic.The wall is there so they can't drown themselves after realizing the shitty state they are.

Politicians who lie to the public must spend a week in the stocks for each lie.

Niggers can be kept as slaves again

rr

Body pillows now count as individual people.

The phrase "He raped me" will be removed from the English Lexicon.

back to

Nazis get executed on site.

Everyone must lose their virginity by age 40 or they will subjected to death.
>Applies to Men, Woman and Pets.

reroll

Any site in particular?

Anyone who sees this post or sees me in public must verbally thank my left ass boob.

reroll also I mean't boob.

this can never be repealed

dude what the fuck do you mean can you make yourself clear?

Repeal the NFA

Best.
Law.
EVER.

I do love guaranteeing a larger market for prostitutes

All kikes must be removed from the country by any means.

michelle obama should be shooting foul shots in the WNBA

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If you see this post or see me IRL you MUST shake my left my boob and thank it.It's name will be "Monica".
>Try not to touch the side with freckles, it gets horny sometimes.

all laws made after 1797 are hereby repealed

This except that for that weird boob law.

Sports and Politics are officially declared boring.

i look forward to owning a decent parcel of land with a few niggers to help with the field work

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