*hear the sound of windows breaking*

>*hear the sound of windows breaking*
>*wake up from your slumber*
>*clap twice to turn on the lights*
>see this
>wat do?

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Ass pics of her please

Gf or wife

>*claps twice to turn on the lights*

I'm not a faggot

She looks just like someone I know, I’d let her do whatever she wanted! More of her?

Sauce?

Ask her why she was in my house, and that whatever 3rd arm she had on would stay outside

You again? What the hell, I reamed your anus last night.

rip it off and shove it down her inferior throat and make sure she bleeds

Get pegged I guess. Fix my window later. A hot woman wants to peg

you'd be ok taking a dong of that size?

Why not?

I'd be alarmed because that is a dangerous weapon to threaten someone with. She can take the fucking TV.

I just feel like its a bit excessive.
reminds me of other hobbies people have where they do things which in theory sound pleasurable but take them to such extremes that it would seem to lessen the positive benefits of the experience itself and even make it harmful

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Show her that mine's bigger then bend her over and fuck her.

Run nigga run yayayayayayayaya

is this mbb?

I would get my ass all lubed up for that. I could habe some fun with that

Lookalike

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Grab gun off of nightstand. Breaking and entering is no fucking joke. Castle doctrine time. If you want to shove a giant dildo up my ass you ask politely like a civilized human being.

Cute girl, amazing one piece outfit and a strap-on. Heaven.

stick a flute in her pussy?

god dammit the only reasonable answer to this is call the fucking cops

Why do the biggest cocks have to be black? Is this a jewish psyop?

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good point...

No its a lot simpler.
Dicks that big are used for anal, cause the Vagina only stretches so far.
You don't want a white dildo going that far up your ass, as it is bound to come back with some shit on it.

So you go for black to hide the poo streaks.

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lube up, sit on it and kiss her on the lips

I've heard of a personal wake-up call, but this is ridiculous!
>laugh track

"Sister is this way"

realize that i lost rock paper scissors earlier that day and accept my punishment without quarrel