SLOW HAPPENING THREAD: MILITARY COUP IN TURKEY

FOR THOSE THAT CAN'T READ THE STICKY WITHOUT THEIR BROWSER CRASHING AND WANT A SLOWER THREAD

NEED TURKBROS IN HERE, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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Turkish military is sick of erdogans islamism. Now they try to get rid off him. Sad day for Islam.

2nd for based Kemal legacy

We need a summary for slowbros!

good day for the world

What a time to be alive

every decade:
>oh shit the govt is getting too theocratic, time for a coup
>now that we're free, time for democracy
>overwhelmingly muslim populace elects another islamist

Who is this kekguy and what did he confirm

Kamerad user, do you think, that some Muselmanen of our country will head to Turkye, to fight for a site? Or will there be war on OUR streets?

Okay Sup Forums so erdogan is the bad guy here and the good guys started the coup?

this makes me so happy

islamists are human garbage, meanwhile ataturk was one of the greatest statesmen ever

i'm half-roach on my mom's side and have been feeling bad about erdogan's bullshit for months and now he gets his ass kicked out? fuck yeah

Coup will fail, it's a false flag.

Shit will get much worse from here on out

>time for democracy
thats not how a coup works lmao

More like
>oh shit the govt is getting too theocratic, time for a coup
>now that we're free, time for democracy
>USA invades for oil
>destroys infrastructure and guts economy
Keep knocking them down and eventually they'll stop playing your game

Or it is Erdogan pulling the strings in order to gain more powers?

Stay tuned!

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It goes deeper. Turkish and Russian relations were on the mend.

Globalist intervention?

Fuck off Erdogan

Erdogan is fucked

#JESUISERDOGAN

Did you do this ?

ANSWER MY YOU SHIFTY JEW !!!

DOES IT SERVE YOUR INTERESTS ? HOW DO YOU BENEFIT ?

#erdogone

When did usa invade Turkey?

> can't read the sticky without the browser crashing
if you have such shitty internet why do you even bother posting or going online

range ban slow internet countries to put them out of their misery plz

There has been an unusually large amount of concentrated happenings recently.
Have we meme'd too hard?

As long as sand niggers are dying I don't give two shits.

if it fails, think how paranoid Erdogan will be

Actually that was my first thought. This is fishy. Their army is pretty neutered, maybe younger officers took charge but who knows.

ONWARD MEN OF THE REPUBLIC

shut up Rhodesia

He wills it Brother

>there are literal niggers posting on this board right now

PRAISE KEK !!

I was a bit sceptical, but I wouldn't be surprised if trump won

>Special police forces versus army grunts
>kill grunts
>get blown up by tank.

Seems plausible.

>Coup = Evil Nazi Dictatorship
gb2 twitter

Daily reminder that this year has been full of happenings and happiness because of Kek, thank you Frog God, please fuck our shit up

How does he keep getting away with it?

RARE

Comrade Bob is posting!

Uh... what does Force Condition Delta mean? Apparently the US-Turkish base is doing this.

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MFW WHERE THERES NO TURKS POSTING

I always loved the name of your country.
It makes me laugh.
Like a little baby trying to talk human.

fugggg

Delta is the highest level of alert a base can be on.

t. brother stationed overseas

we haven't even begun

I guess Internet was cut off.

What do we know about the people taking control?
Are they secular or not?

So they're getting ready to protect their ICBMs?

Great, another excuse for head coon to go on TV and spout Religion of Piece Crap.

Highest level of force protection. Meaning that thw guards will bw on full alert, usually in flak and Kevlar (combat gear) with more men at each post with rifles and the like.
aka shit has hit the fan.

Inb4 turkish civil war

Funny thing is that Mutapa would have been a better name for their country, but niggers are too dumb to know their own history beyond "durr zimbobwe" which just means village and was a tiny temple complex where the king and a few nobles lived

Please don't meme this into reality swissbro

>NEED TURKBROS IN HERE, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>Turkish military is sick of erdogans islamism. Now they try to get rid off him. Sad day for Islam.
>good day for the world

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It's too late the meme magic is too strong

PRAISE KEK

>turkish civil war

Between who? Muslims in mudhuts versus the military, I don't think that's a fight.

RONALDO RONALDO

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It's already successful mate

Erdogan is either in custody now or hiding under a rock somewhere

>roach hiding under a rock
lel

>Turkish Armed Forces have now taken control of state broadcaster TRT; Martial Law Imposed.

>getting ready to welcome turkish rapefugees
just fucking kill me now

Muslims in mud huts seem to be pretty good at drawing out a protracted fight against overwhelming military force

We will be safe swiss bro! and from the Alps we will see the world BURN!

>sticky gets 100 posts per minute
>firefox is freezing

fucking shit

What a faggot. Based military!

Make Turkey great again!

Is it only Ankara or are there happenings in other Turkish cities too?

Ankara and istanbul for now

kek, here comes wave #2.

My bet is on sub-saharan Africa being your next big migrants.

Istanbul bridges across Bosporus are supposedly closed off.

>Turkish military is sick of erdogans islamism.
is like 1997 again

WOW BRUH FUCK THESE WHITIES TRYIN TO COUP AN SHEEEIT WE FITTNA DO A DAY OF RAGE UP IN DIS BITCH

Erdogan is in Bodrum but he escaped

Istanbul is on lock-down

People told to stay inside

The military is restoring Atatürks Republic, which Erdogan has destroyed

The military need to check under the fridge

get erdogan a german passport ready

Can someone Authenticate or disprove this is in Turkey? some next level crazy shit

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>youtube.com/watch?v=HmjCkjtWzD4
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>youtube.com/watch?v=HmjCkjtWzD4

I say let the sticky attract the underage cancer so the adults can discuss it here.

ERDOGAN IS HIDING IN A SAFE PLACE
AKP CALL TO REVOLT
source italian journalist in Turkey

kebab here in ankara, hearing jets all over
erdoğan probably shitting himself
what a day to be alive
3 generations in a row turkish military coup lel
time to go withdraw all the money, i already stacked water

So if the coup is successful does NATO or Russia gain more power ?

"Turkey to be ruled by 'peace council'" - military
>"Turkey to be ruled by 'peace council'" - military
"Turkey to be ruled by 'peace council'" - military
>"Turkey to be ruled by 'peace council'" - military

2nd time an Islamist has been ousted by the military within 20 years.
Your military is the only thing preventing your country from turning into Saudi-Arabia vol.2

My guess is NATO

I've seen helicopters hosing ground targets in the middle of the city? wtf?

Neither.
The military declared nothing will change in foreign relations.

>erdoğan
Where did he go on Vacation?

NATO and Russia gain more power.
Better relations with Syria.
Worse relations with Greece.
Worse relations with the arab world.
Better relations with Israel.

you must be fun at parties.

Rhodesia ?

Where are our turkfriends?

It's a secular coup and they will honor international agreements, so both.

>breaking news: bleach sold out all over europe

NEW CONSTITUTION ANNOUNCED BY MILITARY

New Constitution? Will kurds become free?

US warns citizens in Turkey to stay indoors
>US warns citizens in Turkey to stay indoors
US warns citizens in Turkey to stay indoors
>US warns citizens in Turkey to stay indoors

Internet has prolly been shutdown there?