Tfw this is all you have to protect yourself from the rioting thats gonna happen tonight?

>tfw this is all you have to protect yourself from the rioting thats gonna happen tonight?
Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?

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Baseball bat is good, or really any easy-to-carry blunt object.

Go to a hardware store, see what looks heavy or sharp

be American and not have a gun kys user

>Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?
Yeah, go camping.

People that riot are concrete jungle monkeys and they fucking hate nature.

>Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?

Yeah, go buy one. You're an American, so if you are outgunned when the riots come you have no one to blame but yourself you dipshit.

Go buy a gun, you can do it before they start

Broken wine bottles
Off-screwable table legs
Leaf-fork
Heavy chains

If you're really worried fill some bottle with gasoline/hars liquor and make some moloctovs.

Get a axe

get one of these
maximum $10
sharpen it real good
hack niggers' arms off

>Any other suggestions if I don't have a gun?

Go fucking buy one. If you can't afford 300 bucks for a shotgun and a few boxes of shells from Walmart, you are a waste, and deserve to be nogged upon.

move out of CA/NY and go to actual America faggot

Put nails in a baseball bat

>go buy a gun
But they're expensive tbqh

Just make sure you got a high ledge and you're good

Good luck hammer bro

>swing at nigger
>get stuck
>other nigger massacres you (they ALWAYS attack in packs)

Got a chain? Flexible and effective.

I live in KC, its one of the ape strongholds, I am fucked!

i Fucked up and now I cant buy one in my state

sue me

>that electric guitar that looks fucked up beyond belief, like a fossilized relic

I guess you could swing that by the neck if it isn't a bolt-on. What is that piece of trash anyway?

I'd snip the heads off with bolt cutters, or better yet use an angle grinder to cut them off at an angle.

Put barbed wire on a baseball bat

Get a sallet helmet, half-plate armor, some good leather gloves, a bluckler and a basket hilt sword. Keep healing and strength potions at hand at all times and avoid getting seen by casters. If you get good rolls you might survive.

Why do you have a nation wide chimpout again, anyways? Did I miss someting?
>be American
>hide in your room and hope to not getting killed in monthly chimp out
>call Euros cucks for enduring a few Muslim attacks

ha ha, Its a solid body too but its my first guitar so I couldn't part with it.

Hit them with your boyfriends dildo.

Sup mah Negan?

use that hammer to build a cuck shed and then maybe they will show mercy when they realize you're no threat.

This, much better than nails.

do you live under a rock? its national Chimpout day today. just look online, they are coordinating something called the day of rage!

spit out my drink on that one. thanks user!

Yeah, buy a gun.

I try to live under a rock as good as I can, news only make my guts hurt from all the hate and anger I feel. But still I would think I would have caught something about a national chimp out (I did hear about the Nizza terrorist attack, e.g.).

Noice.

Yeah this is better do this.

I hope you're using that hammer to make a decent weapon, because that doesn't have enough concussive force to knock someone out in a fight.

And you still have to get close to use it. Odds are you'll get knuckled if you try to fight a nig 1v1 (1v5 more like), since they fight all the time and the only experience you have in hand-to-hand combat is that karate class you took when you were 8.

Buy a gun like the rest of these pussies.

Riots won't happen in burgerland

those aren't scratches btw its the light through my blinds its actually scratch free. but its one of those carvin models that you can build the way you want it, solid body 24 fret free floating bridge. Not sure on the exact specs I didn't design it.

Not really. The barbed wire won't even do much because you are smashing them. It will just cause minor surface abrasions or maybe laceratings, the nails would go much deeper into the body causing much worse wounds. If you want barbed wire you should solder it to a sword or something so you penetrate deep into the body and the barbed wire helps cause even worse bleeding by slicing open blood vessels and organs that the blade itself didn't hit or simply grazed.

Although I would probably suggest flanges, honestly, same general properties as the nails except they don't get stuck.

they wont do it, too much shit going on and they wont get media attention

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I have an extra pistol i'll trade you for that acoustic.

Use your guitar to fight them off with the power of music

>wont get media attention
are you serious? they are going to pull the boston massacre and literally try to kill the riot police and somebody is gonna get shot and then the whole nigger nation is gonna start looting and rioting.

Stuck in California so nogunz yet. All I have is a large bowie knife and a knuckleduster "belt buckle". Maybe I'll just sharpen my closet rod into a spear.

The fuck did you just say?

Get yourself one of these

Did they tighten that? My last update was you can have a semi auto ghost rifle with 10 assault bullets per magazine-clip. Only that you need a tool to detach it.

Yeah, it was some shit like that and I believe there are more restrictions being pushed.

NOT SO FAST

Negan should be Lucille'ing some nogs.

Sharpen the end of a long piece of wood something to keep the raging vibrant youth at a distance.

Nah you need a dick so you put in ass and raep

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Nothing more effective than poop on a stick

fuckin lol, and have it close on your thumb?

Join in pretending to be an ally and try and get some free stuff

im going to join the marines

Source? What rioting?

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Swiss knives are quite useful but it's definitely not a weapon. For self-defence you would want a knife with a lock system.

Pissing your pants yet?

There's a supposed Black Lies Matter "Day of Rage" planned for July 15. Most likely bullshit, but hoping for some decent Friday night rioting streams anyway.

Not done building my gat, this little 5 incher will do for now

how could that possibly help? they will spend the first hour of the riot flinging their own shit directly from their assholes all over town!

PEE PANTS CITY

That chair in the background would make a better defensive weapon
Don't forget protection for your noggin

It's gonna be a shitty riot. Probably with countless of hired niggers to compensate for all the niggers who quit the movement.

also, you can always cover it with glue and put some glass on it. Or just simply use a hammer and nail few nails into it.

use the guitar, what kind of bard are you?

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That's a religious headdress not a helmet.

That you are a faggot with no knowledge of how weapons or internal injuries work. If you really want to use a bat use a solid metal bat, would be ten times better than any of these stupid bats with nails or barbed wire ideas. Far more rigid than a wooden bat and far heavier meaning much more impact energy.

Good luck stay strong guyz DO NOT BRING VIOLENCE be wiser then the deceivers ! stay united love will prevail

Get a sturdy piece of wood and fashion it into a shield for your other hand.

Uhhh move. Faster than getting a gun

Make friends with gun people. On chimpout day, bring a pizza and a case to gunbro's home, he can keep the niggers at bay, and might even have a gun for you to use.

>flag

ARREST THIS CRIMINAL!

Get an estwing axe and hacksaw off the hammerface.

Better yet get a rock pick and sharpen the end spike end.

Or make a spear from carpenter spike concrete glued into a shovel handle.

Any machete with over 4mm thick spine/stock would be exceptional.

Don't you know how to no gunz?

>rioting that's gonna happen tonight
I'm sorry what? Why is there gonna be rioting tonight?

Sounds like you might've been sued already you dirty criminal.

Big Loud Monkeys have organised a "day of rage" to get revenge on america or something.

Get a cold steel gladius, I have one and it rules. It's fucking big, light, sharp, and has a dangerous as hell spear point.

Great for chopping and thrusting. Get a riot shield and you can hold niggers at bay like a true spartan buttfucker

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What is the word on these possible riots?

and you get can get off amazon in two days ya queer

they are pretty durable too, i've chopped wood with mine too see how it holds up

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lol

>highly skilled

>rioting

Again?

How many nigs were nogging now?

Who!

> thinking metal bats are solid

Metal bats are hollow, bruh

god i love that fat hapa's channel.

CS gladius is too thin tho imo. When you stab into anything relatively hard (ie. a sternum or pelvis) the blade flexes like a motherfucker.

A slightly angled kukri with a sharpened back edge is superior, especially with a nice wide belly. The heft also makes it much easier to cleave.

I have plenty for myself and some loaners for nogunz

Nice, what is that like 1000 thread count?

dang dude nice threads

Axe my new friend.

Those sheets look fucking comfy.

>tfw fantastic African liquefier ready to go

nah dude, just got myself locked up in the nuthouse

Not gonna lie, its really fucking comfy

Apparently the rioting is supposed to happen in my city at 4:00, was this shit just rumors or is it actually happening? That would be in 45min and it takes about that long to go into the city