/heem/ - Money Fights Edition

DC vs. Stipe Confirmed for UFC 226

01/26 - Bellator 193: Larkin vs. Gonzalez - 9pm EST
01/26 - LFA 32: Allen vs. Hernandez - 9pm EST
01/27 - ACB 79: Grozny - Agmaev vs Yagshimuradov - 11am EST
01/27 - UFC on FOX 27: Souza vs. Brunson II - 9pm EST
02/03 - UFC Fight Night 125: Machida vs. Anders - 10pm EST
02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm EST
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm EST
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am EST
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm EST

>The MMA Hour - 01/22/18
[YouTube] The MMA Hour: Episode 418 (w/ DC, Sonnen, Ferguson, Rory, Joanna, more) (embed)
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/22/18
[YouTube] Monday Morning Analyst: Grading Francis N'Gannou's Takedown Defense (embed)
>Stud Rado #210 - 01/23/18
[YouTube] #210 - BUCHHOLZ and STUDBOY "Ten Minute Rule" (embed)
>Big Brown Breakdown #63 - 01/23/18
[YouTube] Big Brown Breakdown - Episode 63: Cris Cyborg (embed)
>The MMA Beat - 01/25/18
[YouTube] The MMA Beat Live - January 25, 2018 (embed)
>Aussie & Fancy UFC on FOX 27 Breakdown - 01/25/18
[YouTube] UFC Charlotte Aussie & Fancy Breakdown (embed)

/heem/ News:
>Mass confusion: Miscommunication leads to two different rulesets being used at UFC 220
mmafighting.com/2018/1/26/16934036/mass-confusion-miscommunication-leads-to-two-different-rulesets-being-used-at-ufc-220

>Michal Oleksiejczuk fails USADA drug test, facing anti-doping policy violation
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934724/michal-oleksiejczuk-fails-usada-drug-test-facing-anti-doping-policy-violation

>Francis Ngannou taking some time off following loss to Stipe Miocic
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934060/francis-ngannou-taking-some-time-off-following-loss-ufc-stipe-miocic

>Paul Daley says hes been granted Bellator release, but promotion says its not true
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/paul-daley-says-hes-been-granted-bellator-release-but-promotion-says-its-not-true

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post yfw DC ends the Stipe meme once and for all

Jon bless

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DC AND NUWS?
>THIS IS DE THREAD BUDDEHS

This really isn't a good webm for Stipe. He has his chin out like a peacock and Ngannou catches him clean.

DC isn't white anymore. Sorry

We all have to watch this together as family.

yeah and he showed that Ngannou's power is nothing more than a marketing meme.
Sure he has powerful punches, but what Heavyweight doesn't?

Stipe will Heem dc. I see it quite clearly.

>people unironically picking stipe
DC is UNDEFEATED at heavyweight. UNDEFEATED.

>DC is a better boxer

>sniffing nganou's cock
nasty, hope DC heems that degenerate

Ronaldo Souza vs. Derek Brunson
Dennis Bermudez vs. Andre Fili
Jordan Rinaldi vs. Gregor Gillespie
Drew Dober vs. Frank Camacho

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I hate both Stipe and DC so you know I'm being objective when I say that Stipe is going to KO him inside 3 rounds.

>DC going to heavyweight because he's a fat fuck who can't cut to 205 anymore

kek cant wait to see him get KO'd.

Jacaré
Fili
Rinaldi
Camacho

This isn't a boxing match.

I wanted Werdum - Miocic 2, oh well, gotta give the c*zzies ebin champ vs champ fights. What this tells me is Werdum will fight Cain (if he actually comes back) or Ngannou and also Jon will be back but not as soon as we think.

Brunson
Touchy
Gillespie
Dober

For sure DC's kicks will land on Stipe's chin

>DC couldn't beat Jon Jones
>Stipe is basically same height and reach as Jon Jones + 45 pounds of muscle

I don't see this ending well

Stipe is either going to KO him in the first round or not at all. His cardio is not that good.

Based Ngannou with an iron chin

>Werdum - Miocic 2
wgaf: the fight

DC vs. Miocic is the fight

DC has lost muscle since having to cut to to 205so many times. He is not going to return to heavyweight the same athlete who was in the the GP. He is also much older this time. Stipe is going to go Heem him stiff.

Jacare
Fili
Gillespie
Camacho

Its pretty good especially since he's a heavyweight

>or not at all.
DC's head is going to get dribbled off the canvas

He got outlasted by JDS. His cardio is not that good.
Get your "objective analysis" right, my man. Stipe's record of KO's past the first round is very weak. His record consists of long, slow decisions, or lightning fast knockouts.

>not wanting to see all-time great heavyweights fight
Yes DC had a great run at HW but this is absolutely a meme fight.that I have no use for.

>doubting 3 Popeyes buckets a day DC

Shig

I just hope after DC loses to Stipe that he doesn't immediately retire.
I NEED to see Jones beat him for a third and final time.

Stipe almost got KO'd by Overeem, and his entire run has been against old men past their prime. With Ngannou, he just used his wrestling, because he knew he was one-dimensional.

DC will be the stiffest competition Stipe's faced ever.

Outlasted? He went to absolute war with Junior full throttle for 25 minutes

>DC will be the stiffest competition Stipe's faced ever.

This, but literally.

He gassed and lost all three of the last three rounds. Rewatch the fight.

DC is literally running from Jon. He knows Jon is going to be found innocent this year and he doesn't want to fight him a third time. Imagine being such a BIG MAN that you force a guy to be so scared of you that he runs up to fight a guy 40lbs heavier than him.

>DC can't beat a crippled HW in sparring
>thinking he can take on the HW GOAT

Jacare
Bermudez
Rinaldi
Dober

He didnt gas he was clobbering faces with a prime Junior

He gassed. Sorry bro. He won the first two rounds and lost the last three. That's not a coincidence.

>jds and stipe have bad cardio

Blackstar is my brother i don't mind fighting him but i prefer fighting the filter bong

fucking casuals man

>implying Cain wouldn't have his way with Stipe
woah.. so this is the power.. of cazzies

>hating on the natty lhw GOAT
sad

I'm conflicted. Where does Hoodiebro stand on this fight? I'll side with whoever he picks

He could have easily finished Ngannou about a hundred times over if he'd had any energy left.

Jacare
Fili
gillespie
Camacho

Cain is literally deleted. He lost his last fight of significance and his body is ruined, Unless he's matched with an absolute can his first fight back he's taking an L

In that case DC is getting KO'd in round 1

DC is getting his head bounced off the canvas 1-2-3 times against stipe

>Took a nap
>Woke up to Stipe vs DC

My heart cant take it lads, I may need to become a cazie so don’t have to watch my two boys fights. I did NOT fucking want this

Now I’ll have to side with the Jimes fags because it was obvious Stipe is my top boy.

Rate this punch. Keep in mind she is a 125 pound boy:

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I'm the money fight in /heem/.

>>hating on the natty lhw GOAT
>sad
i'm not arguing with (You) on yet another thread, and i'm done shitposting for tonight.
Jones will be back this year and you will be forced to eat your words.
Bless.

Jacare
Bermudez
Rinaldi
Camacho

Jacare
Bermudez
Gillespie
Dober

I think you'd be surprised seems like everyone around here wants a shot at fighting me

>WME have effectively turned the UFC into every shitty 2nd tier show like Bellator or Strikeforce throughout MMA history.

Never thought an Aussie could make an MMA accurate post. These "super-fights" are annoying and really short-sighted. That's 4 divisions getting held up now. 6 if they go through with DJ-TJ and 8 if they go through with Cyborg-Nunes.

Fucking this, I KNEW the cazscum would ruin things

Fuck off, faggot. There are literally no contenders at LHW or HW right now.
>HURR I WANT TO SEE CORMIER VS GUS 3 AND MIOCIC VS WERDUM 7
And you're literally the only one who does.

i want to see rose in street fights she is adorable
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>my divisions

You're a cazzie. The weight divisions are arbitrary. The original UFC didn't even have weight classes.

There is literally nothing wrong with rematches and there never has been. Are you honestly trying to justify these retarded superfights?

To be fair there aren't any new challengers at hw or lhw. Dj has basically cleared out flyweight aside from a cejudo rematch. Cyborgs only real fight is meegan and she's out for whatever reason. Nunes is only holding off a shevchenko runback, Pennington is the next real contender for her and she's out with injury. So realistically it's only fucking up bantamweight

It’s simple really

>Superfights
Cazies
>Divisional system
Good fans

You rematch
>close fights where the champion lost a decision
>contenders that have gone on a tear since losing
Neither of those apply here. Gus looked awful against Błachowicz, and Werdum has only been able to finish an unranked fighter who came in on 12 hours notice.

>nobody wants to fight me cos dey raciss and scared im going to knock dey head of
im the tyron woodley of heem

>denying yourself of superfights between two of the best fighters who fight at relatively similar weights because of some autistic obsession with the divisional structure

for sure your a cazzie

I've been a UFC fan since the 1990s. This is the best fight they could have put together in either division. Only argument I can see is a Gus rematch.

scrap the fucking weightclasses then
fucking scrap them

Im also undefeated at HW. Do you think he would be undefeated if he faced hunt, jds, cain or werdum?

DC 11 ufc fights

6 decisions

3 subs

2 tko

not very impressive

If this is Cormier at 205...

Souza
Fili
Rinaldi
Dober

I just don’t want to see my two boys fight is all my man.

Brunson
Fili
Gillespie
Dober

how tall are u

According to Cormier, he beats Cain on a regular basis.

stipe never fought cain

whose fault is that?

Is it autism to be legitimately depressed you are being forced at gun point by the UFC to watch your two favorite fighters go at it?

*Leans on you not letting you stand up*
*50-44's you*

I don't really want either of them to lose either but I'm talking about the practice of superfights generally - for instance between TJ and DJ who both fight in dead divisions anyway.

arlovski and overeem are completely meme wins their brains are 10 years past their prime, same with mark hunt lol

t.189er

Good job winning the decision Stipe

>tfw ngannou hit you so hard you now want to fight manlet lhws

how many bings until bellashit

post yfw DJ knocks out TJ when he has his hands dropped

Minijello is so fucking good looking

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it's being a real fight fan
bless you lad
don't be down
almost 8feet tall

dc could beat stipe, but stipe has consistenly proven he is not a meme

arlovski pre-stipe

I started with the [spoiler]Gracie[/spoiler] Era.

Like I said congrats on the decision

Prelims are on right now myfriend