I'm going to go exploring nature in Denmark this winter. This is a danish mushroom

I'm going to go exploring nature in Denmark this winter. This is a danish mushroom.

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2 refugees just died after eating mushrooms they found in the nature. have fun

If you dry and crush them, then you can make tea.
Also, they are not that dangerous. They will fuck you up but its unlikely to kill

why would you deliberately make tea from something to fuck you up but not quite kill you?

reindeerniggers feed those to reindeer and then drink it's piss to get high

who are reindeerniggers ?

sapmi folk

Samis

youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

Watch it all, or you're a nigger

that was actually arousable. that chick is hot. she looks different than the others though - like she's actually european.

amanita muscaria var. muscaria

common in temperate regions all over the world, always near certain trees (birch, fir) although the red variant (var. muscaria) is more common in Europe and Asia, while the orange and yellow variants are more common in the Americas.

Very easy to recognize, and you can get drunk from eating it. Only possible mixup would be Russula emetica which doesn't have white specks, a ring and a bulbous foot, this one will make you vomit your guts out.

Yes apparently the deadly Amanita phalloides, a white to olive-green mushroom, resembles some edible species they have in sandniggerland. That is why you should never eat mushrooms you don't know, especially in a climate/region you're unfamiliar with.

same reason why we drink alcohol I guess

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Funny thing is that this isn't advantageous at all, just that the active substance isn't metabolized.

It goes back to ancient time, when there were private woods owned by some local aristocrat, and anyone caught picking fly agaric mushrooms was put to death.

So the pagan hunter-gatherers found a way around, they had often seen reindeers who have eaten it get really drunk, and thought it'd be a good idea to try drinking their urine.

This might seem funny to us, but then again, Indians drink cow urine, it's a general heathen thing I guess.

the fire rises

>mfw she didnt use a knife

>exploring nature in Denmark

wow, that's as exciting as diving in a bathtub

>butthurt he has hardly any forests

You're just jealous that we have more than sausages and beers to attract people here

Same here. Some somali ate mushroom and died lol.

I think some of the harmful shit is supposed to be metabolized by the reindeer so the piss has a better fun stuff/poison ratio, so you can get higher than you would by eating them without dying
>local aristocrats
>lapland
lmao

the only reason to visit Denmark is Legoland

we have 109 515 km2 of forest, how much does your desert country have?

not really, other than the active substances (ibotenic acid and muscimol) there isn't anything harmful in there

actually if you boil them and throw away the cooking water, they are perfectly edible

aristocrats used to own huge amounts of land, and the ban probably had to go with the former berserker tradition of the pagan Swedes.

Anyway, have you never noticed that heathens seem to be fond of consuming excrement? Not only Indians, Koreans for example too.

also you don't really need to dry the mushroom, that's just to convert more ibotenic acid into muscimol, which happens in the stomach anyway (or by heating the fresh mushroom in tea), it's just a simple decarboxylation.

Sámit (reindeer nigger..) here from northern Sweden.
The mushroom thing is a myth...
At least among our tribes.
OP, don't forget to go ice swimming and sauna.
Nothing better.

all i can find in denmark is the copenhagen harbour bath when i google that

a fair bit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_forest_area

Any frozen body of water with a sauna nearby works. Make a hole, dip and into sauna.
Maybe it isn't than popular in Denmark though with their crappy winters.
Go north if you want real winters.

Yeah idc about that shit, much better things to eat/get high off. Just saying that was their reasoning for doing so. And you do realize the northern half of Finland today is at 2 people per square km? Nobody has ever cared about someone eating mushrooms in a barely inhabited fucking tundra, especially when those would've been the times you could just off saamis if you felt like it, no need to make stupid excuses

This mushroom is from Siberia, russian lands, and it has a unique high.

There are these substances in the mushroom called: Ibotenic Acid and Muscimol, both full GABAa full agonists, and Muscarine, a muscarinic acetil coline receptor agonist; Muscarine and Ibotenic Acid are toxic, while Muscimol is the good stuff. GABAa is the receptor responsible for most inhibitions in our brain, and so drugs that act on GABAa are: alcohol, benzos, kava-kava, zolpidem(ambien), etc; but these are halosteric modulators, not full agonists, while Muscimol and Ibotenic Acid are both full agonists.

To make it good to eat, you must dry those fuckers in UV light before, so you will convert Ibotenic Acid to Musciol and get rid of the Muscarine(it makes you puke and shit yourself, but might actually help you with your memory to remember what happened). So after drying those under intense sun you will have it ready to eat.

Its nothing like psicadelics like LSD or psilocibe mushrooms, this shit will get you drunk and in a dream state. I wish i could use them, but there are none here :/

>Denmark
>nature
(Pick one)

ummm try again sweetie :)

does that latino family not understand english?

why does that look like australia?

we are honorary aussies

im going to be living next to the Ruins of Asserbo Castle

I don't think so

>meanwhile in Sweden

>exploring nature in Denmark
I'm going to go exploring culture in Las Vegas.

>a lapp girl will never castrate you with her teeth
jdimsa

We have trees too

Impressive. Real easy to get lost in that forest.

>property is next to national forest
>399,151 acres (1,615.31 km2) of pristine Acadia
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Mountain_National_Forest

Too bad I live next to such a tiny forest. Western states really have some public lands to brag about.

Looks like the African Savannah

Something like 85% of Sweden is covered in forest.
And most of that is public land and the parts that isn't is still available to everyone thanks to the "Allemansrätten" law.

>Sweden - 450,295 square kilometres
That would make Sweden comparable to New England. So, there's that, plus the rest of the country, much of which is nicer than New England.
As far as Allemansrätten goes, those laws vary by state here.
New England sucks, btw.

there's only trace amounts of muscarine in fly agaric, not nearly enough to have any physiological effect. Muscimol is the main active substance, and ibotenic acid readily decarboxylizes into muscimol.

I think you and me are in the same forest right now. Damn it feels good to not be a continental plebeian

There is enough muscarine to fuck you, and Ibotenic acid is used to kill neurons, just like pure alcohol — i know that there is a big difference in injecting in the brain and oral r.o.a., but is still risky, i would let the sun burn the shit out of those mushrooms