/brit/

are peters edotion

...

Trapped in me
There's an African child
Trapped in me
There's a little African child trapped in me

Clocks go back when?

never heard of him

listening to vapourwave

how is the weather in pengsby

Costume party

Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre

Be honest, you all would've let Spacey pound that boipussi

I like this meme.

laugh so hard so yanks get caught in natural disasters.

No one EVER would say your costume is too small to be a harp

Just a bit of Neindorf v Junkovic.

that's actually pretty funny dude

don't believe anthony rapp.


little bent cunt

>meme.
>dude
need yanks to cease

Purchasing drinks is such a waste. Only drink water at home. Drink others at a restaurant where I don't have the same responsibilities.

>sow

tweet tweet

Wish you wouldn't want harm on other people. It's okay to not like yanks but please be reasonable

No hate of any kind in this thread please. The reason you're all here is because youre negative people.

Water is free at restaurants in the Land of the Free

your water tastes like chlorine

screaming frog meme

>da ting goes skrrt pa pa pa

>No hate of any kind in this thread please. The reason you're all here is because youre negative people.
nice contradiction

think you've completely missed his point my american friend

Yeah just have to pay a 20% tip and 20% tax which isn't included in the price shown

I.e that free water is now 4 dollars

The world's largest marijuana warehouse is actually being built in my city. It's currently under construction and will be operational by legalisation.

water filled with lead you fat amerilard, you're water sucks.

How do we save /brit/ ?

Ah yes

wish I could go back to sleep. fuck this shit

20% of 0 is zero dingdong

Stick to dole bludging and not anything that requires careful reading. Make sure you give someone power of attorney. Repeat, give someone else power of attorney.

neither of these two claims are true

>American comprehensive skills

Think you missed the point

Hate Jewish people

matt

>British weather
Holy fuck, it's like the Mediterranean over there. How do you not have -10 by October?

Want to remove a Jewish insects fingernails one by one

>0 degrees
>meditteranean

uhh

gay

>operational by legislation
So the law will run the factory? Civil Liabilities Act Section 2 grows the dope while the Ombudsman Act will deal with compliance?

It's a harsh truth that I have to get out there. Maybe one person reading it will realise their struggles are all on them and their attitude towards life

>walk into restaurant
>ask for a glass of water (free)
>somehow i have to pay $4 for a free drink because 20% of 0 is $4 for some reason

fuck off lad

Look me in the eye and tell me this "thing" is a human being

why are you here then

Again, you need to go back to the start of the comment chain and see the context. There's a 40% extra charge on everything in America

>present a simple fact about America
>wogstralia and great shitstain throw a fit
Love it.

alri 4 dollar water lad

it is a FREEZING 13 degrees here

>go into restaurant
>ask for water
>get harassed incessantly the entire time
>manager cites the law saying that it doesnt specify quanity
>get a plastic cup size of a shot glass filled with less than a mouthful of water
>told to leave if im not buying anything
>hear guy at the counter I knew in high school speaking and only make out the word virgin
The Land of the Free.

There's a country in West Africa where the north is mostly Muslim and the south is mostly Christian but inbetween indigenous polytheism is practiced.

haha what

Gentlemen I am about to predict THREE POSTS IN A ROW that are about to be posted in this thread

behold

I'm sick and indulging myself in some of my previous bad habits. Just checking in I suppose.

Try to think about the consequences to your actions. You don't have to make the world a better place, just don't make it worse. For anyone

Are you talking about Catholic Mexico and Christian Canada?

if i'm paying 40% extra on a free glass of water i'm not paying $4

embaressing

honestly pathetic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

who's this fucking runtoid

20% tax and 20%tip

I went to Vegas not that long ago and got charged for taking a bus (what? How busses free over there yet?) and had to tip in McDonald's

EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Predicting numbers time

>Reece Hodder, who was born with cerebral palsy and has been deaf, blind and virtually mute, became a quadriplegic after diving off blocks located at the shallow end of a swimming pool

This reminds me the X files theme used to terrify me as child

runt

Ordered some shoes to be delivered in store but forgot which shop I was in and there's like 4 shoe shops within the local area

What the fuck are you trying to predict

Yes, the 4 dollars comes from the tip and tax, see

du du du duhnnn ooo ooo ooo ooo ooooooo

went to america once and they literally forced me to pay a tip on a free glass of water
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

fuck off

a runt meets his fate

WOW

alri

Future posts. At least mine were in the same thread fucking mong.

>81173498
fuck off

t. person making the world worse

what was the reaction to this?

No

Check your email. This isn't a thing

fuck off

im really drunk ama

tax is a percentage of what you bought, as is the tip
what i bought: $0
tax + tip: 40%
.4($0) + $0 = ???

cunt

>This isn't a thing
hello twitter

started to get paranoid that people are talking about scheming against me

"""""FUTURE""""" POSTS THAT WERE 20 POSTS IN THE PAST

ssspppaaassstttiiicccc

Yoga 710 lad?

>be British
>get KHAN'd

SHAN'T

How so?

kevin spacey is gay!!!

me 2. what are you drinking?

81173521
Ban this fucking cunt.

predicting

bit gay

Can't make this shit up

by making me feel like shit for an innocent meme comment