How do I suck myself off?

How do I suck myself off?
Is there a certain length I need to be, and what do I need to do to get flexible

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Length has less to do with it than your weight. Get rid of the gut , and try again.

What that guy said. Gut makes it hard as fuck. I'm like 5 inches and when I was in high school I could get like half way to my dick. Felt fuxking amazing. Better than I expected. Now I'm older and I'm lucky if I can lick my foreskin because of this fucking gut.

I don't have a gut tbh. I'm a skelly, but I'm an average 6.
I just can't reach

Meant half way down my dick. Not half way to it lol

Also 6'1
I feel like it would be easier if I was shorter

Bro you could easily self suck if you tried. Use gravity and flex that neck and torso.

the only time I've gotten results was from an edge of couch or chair situation where I could pull my head down onto it. I can get the whole head in and lick and suck but its so uncomfortable that i don't want to do it for any extended period of time. If anyone is flexible enough to do it without pain, I envy them. Although it really does feel more like you're giving a bj than receiving one.

Yoga. Do yoga. After a year or two you'll be able to deepthroat yourself no matter how small you are.

>it really does feel more like you're giving a bj than receiving one.
Yeah I've heard that. Like some some senses are stronger than others.
Like if you suck your thumb the experience of sucking will overpower the feeling of having your thumb sucked

Any good starting places for yoga?

Idk man. When I got real good, it felt like i was getting bobbed on. Weird I would just forget I was sucking my own dick, like an out of mouth experience lol. I was so focused on sucking my own dick that once I got a good rhythm, neck pain and everything would go away. Rude awakening after cumming in my own mouth and slowly starting to feel my neck and neck hurt again. Always needed a few days to recover. Sore as fuck. But worth it.

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it's not totally unpleasant I guess, since it's your own dick. but it's definitely a new feeling at first. I've never tasted my cum though.

for dimensions reference on the self sucking.
5'11". skinny, 7 inch dick, bad back, can only get head in.

I used to lie on my bed, and pull my legs up over my head and let gravity help.
I'm 6'4 and about 7 inches, so I guess that helped.
Always felt awesome, but I was worried about fucking my back up. Plus, I have a gf now, so I don't really need to.

my favorite part was licking the frenulum hard. I would put my lips around my head when I could but I mostly just licked that spot and jerked off

yeah I started with that technique but I saw a couple people fuck up and die or get paralyzed that way. putting your body weight on your neck isn't very safe. I prefer pulling myself down since you can't really have an accident.

I'd recommend laying on your back and kicking your legs up. Walk your body down the wall with your feet until you get closer and closer to your dick. But be patient, don't fucking hurt yourself. I was lucky, first time I tried I managed to lick the tip. Only took about a week or so and some good flexing to get the hole jead in my mouth. Took a few weeks before I could comfortably suck half my dick. But that would be like a solid hour into the session. Using gravity, stretching and having your spine and neck feel loose is like the perfect storm.

coward.

Could do it up until I was 26. Started around 14 or so. Never was able to perfect the cumming in my mouth at that angle until I was like 22. Then I put on some weight and now my dick seems a mile away.

imagine someone finding you paralyzed nude with your dick near your mouth...

lol i live alone, my family calls me once a month. I wouldn't be found until I was dead.

"he died doing what he loved"

"he's sucking with the angels now"

I'm right there with you bro. Weird I have a fiance and I'm happy but I wish I could still suck my dick. Sometimes I just want a blowjob and she isn't always in the mood. Some of my best orgasms were sucking my own dick. You know that shit feels good when you say fuck it and swallow your own load. I used to just shoot in my mouth and spit but damn sometimes a good swallow just felt amazing. Getting hard thinking of this shit. I need to lose some weight again lol.

You saw more than one person die and or get paralyzed from trying to suck their own dick? Please explain.

lol sorry, I mean online.

>she isn't always in the mood
How lazy can you get. Only takes a few minutes

Clarify? Me lazy, or my girl lazy? Cause sucking your own dick takes commitment lmfao. No lazy person could suck there own dick I'll tell ya that.

Even while sucking, swallowing is still pretty gross imo. I can understand while girls don't like it.
Used to try while fapping and thought it was gross just cause it gets cold so quick. Nope even hot in your mouth, it's like swallowing hot snot...

I meant your gf.

oh god, this is so hot, so fucking hot >.

cut your dick off, then put it in your mouth. works for even the shortest tool.

this is the idiot solution.
galaxy brain solution: cut out mouth, then put on dick.

>but I saw a couple people fuck up and die or get paralyzed that way.
citation required

I got my mom to help.

in terms of flexibility, straddle stretches seem to have helped me out, but if you're willing you should take a professional yoga class

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A long hot bath or shower loosens up your joints and muscles. Also regular stretching. Maybe every day. For me, the hot bath alone makes a difference of 2 or 3 inches. With that I could get it about halfway in my mouth comfortably. After a few weeks of stretching, I could go balls deep and it didn’t strain my back or neck hardly at all anymore.

It happened in Clerks, dude.

>and dragons are real because I saw it on GoT

have you tried surgically removing your ribs and organs so it's just your head and spine attached to your lower body?

I've thought about getting some of my floating ribs removed; On several occasions i've had some of them fold themselves under the bottom of my ribcage. I ususaly spend a week in excessive pain befoer they relocate themselves.

Funny cause there are ppl in here trying to troll and crack jokes but you're all just mad that a few of us can successfully blow ourselves to completion lol

Why would we be mad that we aren't faggots?
You like sucking cock?

Like sucking my own cock. Yup. You beat your own dick right? Does that make you gay? My dick my mouth, fuck it. It feels good who cares ya fucking weeb.

>You beat your own dick right?
Wrong. I use onaholes.