Character gets hit in the balls

>Character gets hit in the balls
>Dog covers its eyes with its paws

Getting kicked in the nuts hurts like all hell though. I always get triggered every time a movie plays it off as comedic moment

>Character has balls

Are you a dog though?

>Character has glasses
>Literally blind when he loses them

>character gets hit in the groin
>turns out that the character was a woman and that's why they didn't have a sensitive reaction

>Character loses glasses
>Blind
>30 seconds later... *CRUNCH*
>"...not again! XD"

>cat is sick
>start dancin
>cat rubs its eyes with its paws

>Character is ok
>eats something they shouldn't
>audible rumbling sound
>clenches his/her stomach
>I don't feel so good...

where do you fags get your material?

>character gets hit in the balls
>doesnt immediately vomit
>doesnt curl up and start crying

the meme stream

>character farts
>"Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!"

>character gets hit in the balls
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO? WHO?

>character gets hit in the balls
>everybody cringes "ouchh"
>characters eyes cross
>character falls to his back

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The infinite wit bestowed upon me

in frog factory

>characters eyes cross
>forgetting him either going 'oooooh' or saying something in a high pitched voice

that's a freaky pepe

>character finishes food at diner
>throws a pile of money at the bill without looking
>"keep the change"

4u

>Giant Kaiju is shown to bleed, and suffer damage from conventional weapons
>Nuclear explosion at point blank range doesn't harm them

>two random women in restroom dressed like sluts fixing lipsticks
>one character grabs her own tits and adjusts their position before walking out

>in ENGLISH, Einstein!

>"We have record low attendance, people are losing interest and investors are getting nervous!"|
>Park is shown to be at full capacity, crowds and lines everywhere, every exhibit is full of people
>Every seat on the ferry is taken, every seat in the Mosasaur show is taken

>humans use powerful means to attack alien
>"Oh shit, we just made it MAD!"

Why does getting hit in the balls hurt so much? Why is something so sensitive just dangling about?

You are meant to protect them. I'm 23 and I've never been seriously hit in the balls

>he doesn't know this is what they do
an ex took me in a girls bathroom one time to make out and mess around in the stalls
10% of the women in there are there to use the bathroom, the other 90% of them are lined up behind the mirror to "fix themselves"

that's how evolution works, there have been no serious selectors against having dangling male genitals

Temperature regulation
Hence why they shrivel in the cold and retract towards the body for heat, and dangle further away in heal

Balls need to be in a few degrees lower than body temperature to produce working semen. That's why they are hanging 'outside' body.

>'Oh boy a movie tropes cliche thread, these are usually funny'
>Ball science

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>character gets hit in the balls
>next picture is an old building and a demolition ball

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Who are these ugly bints and why are they trying to look sexy?

The same place "baneposting" meme came from: Reddit.

>tfw trying to think of movies or tv shows where a woman gets kicked in the cunt
Only one I can think about is that THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU episode of King of the Hill.

It's really weird to think that the balls are always working all the time, when the penis relaxes most of the time.

getting kicked in the groin hard enough can prevent woman from having kids. if it doesn't hurt them you literally didn't even kick because you're weak af

>when the penis relaxes most of the time.
just your penis, my penis is getting worked fulltime

>character lights a cigarette
>takes one puff and stumps it

>We need a miracle!
>Character walks in who will solve the problem or has information that will solve it

there are tons of nerve endings down there.

that's called a Deus ex machina.

Making yourself look pretty is like activating easy mode

Sticking your dick in traps is still gay user

No, that's called poor writing

>think of a really good dumbfrog post to make yesterday while I was arriving home
>finally crash in the bed but forget what it was that I'm supoosed to post.

Emily Blunt bear did that in Sicario, why the fuck would anyone let her leech a ciggy?

lol wut. Women have all their kid making shit whay inside, how can a kick make them sterile?

What are some movies with good ball kicking?

Name forty-seven (47) films where this happens

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You're obviously too poor to do that so in reality the joke is on you fucking faggot

YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME, BOOT? I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!

ppffffttt you eat pieces of SHIT for BREAKFAST?

>character gets kicked in the balls
>doesnt get a raging hardon immediately

I can only think of this happening in the Simpsons, list 3 examples

Anne Hathaway gives a vicious nutkick in one of those Nolan kinos

Trauma, user.

>glasses fall off
>they shatter
Where the fuck could you even get glasses that fragile?

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>Character gets hit in the balls
>starts speaking in a high pitched voice

>Character has to search for something
>Finds it but cannot pick it up because they have crab legs for arms
>I come here to talk about it
>Suddenly I can't because I have the fucking crab leg arms too
regk go figfierg jkdfgdf gh

>Character gets hit in the balls
>Dog covers its eyes with its paws
>Character rips open coat and shirt
>Displays a perfect rack of billowy soft white tits
>Who says I was a guy?
>Dog starts to lick own balls

This is a better one

Game of Thrones

this never happened

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