FUCKING HAPPENING - ERDOGAN SPEAKS

ON FACETIME RIGHT NOW. He is in a secure location. Speaking via mobile.

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The future will be bright

Can someone please give a brief summary of what the hell is going on?
I'm gone half an hour and suddenly Turkey is fucking imploding

Die, cunt, die.

wow

DEEP STATEologists confirmed, traitors to Baba-Khan BTFO
Europe, behold your new overlord

2 hours ago, the Turkish military has started a coup. Has taken over ministries, chief of staff, media, IStanbul, is in control over Istanbul. Explosions in Ankara.

Erdogan has just being gone on TV via his mobile phone from a "secure area".

Public execution please

Yeah. That inspires confidence.

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Right, thank you
This came outta nowhere.

What is he saying

pls respond

She's disappointed he's alive.

last gasp of a soon to be dead president

this has been a pretty shit year for merkel lel

POST YOUR RARE ERDOGANS

>Exiled goverment officials making Live statements from a safehouse via iPhone during a military coup

We are truly living in a golden information age.

He's trying to make the populace fight the army for his sake

>person on a news network holding up an iphone for facetime

thanks for the laughs roaches

>last gasp of a soon to be dead president
NBC is reporting that Erdogan is flying to Germany right now to ask for asylum.

Not kidding.

>When you expecting a call from bae but Erdogan won't hang up

I remember roaches on Sup Forums saying the country was on the brink of civil war months ago. I thought it had something to do with the Kurds, tho.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't wait to see how merkel spins this shit

Cool, not every day there is a coup in a first world european country.

Is this that Pokemon Go I've been hearing about?

AHAHAHAHAHHA

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FIND HIS SKYPE AND CALL HIM YOUR RETARDS


DO IT

What an incredibly weak image, a tiny man literally held in someone's hand. Didn't think that through you stupid idiot

Kek literally giving a speech on Facetime from a photobooth at the Airport, mysides

kek. i hope he makes good kebabs for you guys.

Are you safe? take the the streets and rape someone wtf are you doing

I support the military coup d'état in Turkey


youtube.com/watch?v=x84cm8djHsw >The future will be bright
Lambright!

He's so teeny tiny :3

>rape someone
we arent fucking arabs. turks are extremely militarist, everybody will sit at home like army told them to do so and wait this is over.

Why is this happening now? Is there a more conservative Islamist regime hoping to take power?

Kek

relevant: youtube.com/watch?v=8ymEKiY1UR8

What a shitty Roachemon to catch.

>i hope he makes good kebabs for you guys.
We just denied his plane to enter German airspace.

Erdogan BTFO

Wtf i like turkey now

wtf me too

Is this a Pokemon Go viral or something? Is that Roachmander?

It is occurring my dudes

Merkel swiped left.

Does he just fly around in circles now? lel

>Flys over Russian airspace
>Gets shot down

but there are crowds in the streets in Istambul right now on Periscope

nobody will give a shit about this coup in a couple weeks. it will lead nowhere

t-this won't effect turkey getting into the EU will it?

It will lead to a civil war, Pedro.

What did he mean by this

nah, she already caught a roach and doesnt need another

Lets be friends again. Erdogan was a bitch.

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Dogan pls

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>erd was a computer program all along

>turkey

>first world
>european country

This is probably a scam of erdoğan guys. We're fucked. Save your prayers for my roach soul. pls

Check the BBC News stream, people are getting shot on the bridge right now.

What did he say? Has the army made any offical statements yet? I'm guessing the army destryed the media building to prevent him asking for help from the population right?

They should have took his cell phone away.

sucks he wasn't there for the party

>thatsthejoke.simpsons

what does he say?is this fake pre set video?is he ded already?

youtube.com/watch?v=17E63PFIQZU

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He is calling for all the citizens to march towards to the army.

how does the average turkroach react to this? Generally turks want sharia law, right? And Edrogan wants it too..

I love that they use echoes themselves now, it's like if they were to start hanging stars of david around their neck as "protest".

Lel

Am I the only one who had never heard of Erdogan before today?

His name sounds like a fucking Lord of the Rings character.

>2 days without internet
>Nice road rage
>Turkey shoot
>Wtf is this and how do I turn off the internet again?

And they actually do. He also called all the mosques to play non-stop ezan. It's really fuckin scary

You are the only Sup Forumsack who has never heard of Papa Roach.

Etrigan is pretty based, but it's pretty lame how he rhymes all the time.

What's wrong with that roaches finger? Is that where they keep their eggs?

welp. RIP.

with a failed secular coup of what is left of their declawed and puppeteered military, Turkeys transition into islamist nutjob country is complete.

I'll go sleep over it and watch for chaos on markets tomorrow.

He accually did it, the madman.

I have been to Turkey. It's definitely a first world country.

But European? Nah fuck those shitskin muslims.

its just some leftover poop from wiping

forgot pic related

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asylum request: discarded

It's like watching the laws of the universe bend backwards for Trump

PAPA ROACH BTFO

>president tell people to get on the street to protest and get shoot
>he sit somewhere safe talking by skype

golden

You guys trade on saturday?

>this massive wave of nationalist sentiment to oppose the growing threat of islam

i dig it

just speculation about futures. monday might be fun.

All the nationalism is meaningless as long as the US props up the Saudis, the driving force behind Sunni terrorism.

>not Oppenheimer
discarded

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if clinton wins its business as usual. Trump will remove our alliance with saudis

Miss* Jenner?

Germany - New Turkey confirmed!!
Erdogan will reconquer Anatolia and Rumelia with the volunteers from Wülfenturkischern !!

he's the griffifth of this american manga

What is this? a president for cockroaches?

The only way to get rid of terrorism is to gut Saudi funding of Wahabbism. As long as the Saudi money is there, groups like ISIS and AQ will be around.

>Why is this happening now? Is there a more conservative Islamist regime hoping to take power?

The military has a constitutional obligation to stop Islamic influence in the Turkish government.