...
ERDAGON SEEKING ASYLUM IN GERMANY
Owen Roberts
Cooper Robinson
The krauts would probably welcome him with open arms
David Reyes
Source? This might be the greatest thing I've heard in a while.
Joshua Campbell
Erdogan**
Juan Nguyen
>all dogs go to heaven
All Turks go to Germany
Alexander Gray
...
Brody Howard
...
Jose Jones
...
Carter Lopez
WHERES THE FUCKING SOURCE
THIS CANT BE REAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aiden Lewis
>TFW Eragon will be kicking back with a fistful of welfare checks in Berlin within the week
Jose Butler
He'll be raping in the pools in no time.
Sebastian Watson
...
Jaxson Nelson
IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>yfw
Xavier Adams
So you're telling me he escaped Turkey in his private jet while Turkey airforce was active?
Strange.
Michael Martinez
Ayyyyyyyy
Luke White
wait the minute, this whole coup d'etat is fake, this cheeky roach just wanted to emigrate to germany for welfare
Ryan Wood
Merkel should let him in.
William Harris
If Merkel gives it to him, that'll put another nail in her coffin.
David Kelly
...
Jeremiah Perry
>So you're telling me he escaped Turkey in his private jet while Turkey airforce was active?
He was on holiday m8
Austin Edwards
Back to his Judeo-Masonic masters.
Ethan Thomas
...
Adrian Russell
Tyler Ramirez
Alright then, you're telling me their Airforce could not force his jet down while trying to land in Turkey?
Adam Smith
...
Ayden Edwards
Send him to Syria
Xavier Thomas
...
Christopher Torres
>Alright then, you're telling me their Airforce could not force his jet down while trying to land in Turkey?
Are you retarded? He's not in Turkey
Blake White
So what? Shows how important our country is. Jealous that nobody wants to go into your shitty country?
Oh, how is the pound doing, btw?
Elijah Brooks
...
Hunter Gomez
Un-fucking-believable
Angel Wood
...
Thomas Garcia
We already have enough roaches here, fuck off Erdonigger
Adrian Cruz
...
Bentley Davis
> flag
> judging people for welfare tourism
Jayden Myers
so the fuck what?
you guys have the french flag on your presidential residence 24/7
Nolan Fisher
>import kebab
>take in king kebab
>our
Joshua Evans
...
Michael Jones
...
Ian Flores
everyone is welcome here
Justin Walker
TURKISH CROWDS ARE CHEERING FOR THE MILITARY
twitter.com
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
Nolan Turner
He's a buttblasted angry Merkel voter that's frustrated over his chastity belt being too tight and the loud screams of his wife getting fucked every night keep him awake.
Isaac Ramirez
>a woman kills the eu
like pottery
William Ward
WHAT THE FUCK WE NEED TO GET RIDE OF BOARDERS THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE DIDN'T HAVE BOARDERS THEIR AIRFORCE WOULD BE ABLE TO CHASE HIM ANYWHERE WITHOUT WORRY OF CROSSING BOARDERS ILLEGALLY I HATE BOARDERS NOW
Isaiah Sanchez
...
Cooper Evans
...
Michael Ramirez
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jaxson Thomas
Still more valuable than the Euro, apparently.
Michael Martin
come home, Recip
Carter Ramirez
>RIGHT TO LAND DENIED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lincoln James
LMAO HE'LL BE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS IN KEKMANY
ERDOGAN IS GONNA GET SOME FICKI FICKI VERY SOON
Evan King
Thank you for that laugh, i needed that
I thought this was the greatest happening in a long time and they ACTUALLY IMPORT THAT FUCKING KEBAB HERE PUT HIM A SHIP PUT HIM IN FUCKING SHIP INTO THE MEDITERANIAN SEE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Alexander Hughes
>letting an islamofascist into your country
Surly Europe isn't THIS tolerant
John Foster
and buttcheeks
Cooper Allen
Putin is probably laughing his ass off
Adrian Adams
oh little cuck
Chase Reed
HAHAHAHAAH GET KEKED GERMANY YOU FUCKS
MERKEL DID THIS
Camden Jackson
>He will be accepted
>in return he has to listen to poems by Böhmermann every day
Jack Williams
You mean poetry retard
Thomas Nelson
A lot better than your country is... :////
Anthony Long
This is it my shit just got completely cucked up
David Davis
THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY THIS CANT BE REAL WAKE ME THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Nolan Carter
>letting a wannabe dictator establish his government in exile in your country
I seriously hope you Germans don't do this.
Kevin Carter
Not sure why you fucking morons are laughing
The fact that Merkel just denied Edrogan asylum shows that NATO is behind this coup
That means Turkey is going to become EU member
Chase Gonzalez
twitter.com
already denied
Camden Diaz
We dont even have a choice
John Wilson
Alright this is it. I've had it.
This has proven the existence of meme magic to me. I'm abandoning materialism for Mediterranean Mysticism.
KEK is real. All praise be to KEK
Eli Jackson
What's the range for a S300/S400 missile system?
Can the Russians shoot down his plane and blame it on an accident?
Chase Robinson
Top fucking kek
Praise kek
Jaxon Ramirez
>Not sure why you fucking morons are laughing
>That means Turkey is going to become EU member
You just answered your own question.
Juan Myers
You're gonna have to shoot his plane down. CIA sourced Stingers are 30 minutes out.
Dylan Baker
but the plane must come down somewhere :3
Lincoln Sanchez
fuck off retard
Luke Miller
You simply cannot make this shit up
Mason Diaz
Why the fuck is meme magic working?
Colton Martin
i'm
HYPED
Y
P
E
D
imagine it, no country gives perimission to land. erdogan flying round across europe
Bentley Foster
...
Tyler Butler
400km.
Zachary Lee
...
Ryder Campbell
They denied him according to @CNBC :D
Robert Butler
That EU wanna be dictator in Brussels will jump up and down screaming angrily for him to be let in. Merkel will then comply like a good dog and do so. Which will be an unmitigated disaster further pushing Germany to civil war as they now have two governments, one holding sway over 3+ million people in the country.
God fucking damnit, still 6 months to go for my weapon permit. Slow down the happenings ffs.
Mason Fisher
Sweden always welcomes fellow hairyhands
David Bailey
Pray that this doesn't become a full on civil war because there will be 35m Turks going straight to Germany.
Angel Robinson
AHAHAHHHAHHAAAA
Welcome REFUGEEEEEEEEEEEE
Xavier Clark
fake and gay
Leo Jenkins
DEAL WITH IT
E
A
L
W
I
T
H
I
T
Josiah King
Wait for Juncker to find out, he'll come out ranting and raving demanding his fugly bulldog to change her decision.
Matthew Kelly
What does it matter? If anything it is humiliation for Erdogan, considering he thought he could blackmail Germany and the EU. Look where he's at now, he can shove his demands right up his ass and comes begging like the little roach he is.
Austin Ward
...
Elijah Moore
You're right there!
Blake Morris
SAVAGE
Evan Smith
>Romanian shitposting.webm
Jayden Moore
sorry german
Hudson Adams
Oh shit, he will have to try for Sweden.
Nathaniel Young
genuinely lold
Jacob Rivera
In all seriousness they'd have to be insane to let him in. I can't even image the shitshow that would be the fight to get them to turn him over to the new government.
Kevin Sanders
So his plane is just going to circle around until they run out of petrolium or some shit?
William Thompson
>twitter.com
THIS IS THE BEST
Thomas Wright
Funny as a joke
.
Hilarious in reality.
Joshua Cook
>We've got a fairly large old fishing radio and from what shitty Turkish we know it seems that the navy are clearing the harbors and that the Navy might be departing for some destination.
>We've got a fairly large old fishing radio and from what shitty Turkish we know it seems that the navy are clearing the harbors and that the Navy might be departing for some destination.
>We've got a fairly large old fishing radio and from what shitty Turkish we know it seems that the navy are clearing the harbors and that the Navy might be departing for some destination.