Turkish CNN right now

Turkish CNN right now

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knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber
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twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128
youtube.com/watch?v=jZ32cK1u-b8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

KEK!

I've got a friend in Istanbul right now... Her Twitter's just been blocked.

CATCH THAT POKEMON FAST

JUST

JUST

He really looks like a roach.

hey it's me ur president

JUST

COUP

LINKS PLSs

Turkey's presenters are qt!

Is it a bug-type pokemon?

What's he saying?

i'm new here. what's with the "just" meme/thing?

holy shit this does not look like a man in control. wow it's really fucking happening

kek

uppity cockroach about to get BTFO

'we are in control'
'this is a minor faction of the military'

knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-barber

He looks like neo-german to me.

A warm welcome for your newest refugee Hans?

he said the coup has failed/will fail and that he's flying to ankara

>Martial law
>Erdogan calls CNN
>calls for people to get out
>Martial law says army can literally shoot at anybody

Erdogan calling for shlomos before he ded, kek

this, please tell us what he is saying

HE IS BACK ON ONLINE AGAIN

Just fuck my shit up lad

he told the public to get out on streets

LINK POLKSIZ

It's ogre

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what is he saying

i think president of last coup said the same
he was hanged btw

lel. good one, ivan

>We're in control
>runs away
Yep seems like hes handling it

>he told the public to get out on streets

would never happen in america

CHP CHP CHP CHP
ATATÜRK ATATÜRK

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

He is delusional if he thinks he can come back from this.

Halp

MY

This is so awesome.

US Coup when?

wwitv.com/tv_channels/b4689.htm

except its in Turkish and laggy

chp are spineless fucks right now tho if they werent spineless cucks, military wouldnt have to interfere

It's ok we'll get our new Foreign Secretary on the case to sort this mess out

Kinda ironic he's like 1/8 Turk

LUL

stupid waffle you dont need the got in that sentence

Do they have Alaska tier gun laws there?

twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128

He's requesting asylum in Germany.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZ32cK1u-b8

SHIT

I thought your internet was cut off.

Well sometimes it works...so why not try?

So


What happens now?

Did they literally just call Erdowan and put him up via smartphone?

It's a rare Roachu

>flying to Ankara
>where there have been F-16's flying and where the military controls Ataturk airport
please do it, faggot.

Fatty will be literally shaking right now

Obama is ageing. What happened to the poor man :(

Jaffa?

How credible is the option about this being Erdogan's false flag to secure full power?

It can't get any better than this.

I've a friend sounds pretty fucking stupid, americuck.

UP

There comes a time when it's best to surrender gracefully. Or at least try and run away.

Jokes on him martial law has been implemented. Anyone starting shit in the streets will get shot.
He's fucked.

Does he have family there?

R A R E
A
R
E

don't coup me or my wife's son ever again

Lurk more

‘Murrican here; who am I supposed top be rooting for?

Daily reminder that the Turkish coup is just a charade to make Europe accept more "refugees" and "travellers" from Turkey.

>Fatty will be literally shaking right now

Kek brand new Conservative government, world goes to shit literally the next day, I don't envy them one bit lol

nah my internet is fine
a helicopter just fucking open fire on TRT building tho
trt building is the government television btw
and its basically illegal to go outside right now

HAhahahahaHA

Assad

The military.

Just turn on CNN for your most recent orders. You should know this by now.

Brendan had it rough.

RAR
A
R

I don't know, possibly. Germany probably has the largest Turkish population outside of Turkey itself.

Post pics allah dammit.

the military

what about MIT building?

kek

>spoonfeeding
Don't indulge people, please.

Heard the coup took over TRT.

Some in the military are fighting for Erdogan?

The army is secular and despite the regular coups, seems to actually support democracy. The current administration has been leaning more and more towards Islamic control.

The Turkish military has actually done this regularly (like 6 times in the last 50 years) when they feel that the civilian government is getting too preachy. In 1997, they literally sent 'a strongly worded letter' to the PM, and he dissolved his administration without a shot fired.

then make it, I have.

adding the got, defeats the entire purpose of the contraction.

UN FUCKING REAL

KEK

are you in Ankara? Are people being killed?

What do you think about this btw? Isn't coup against anti-secular governments constitutional?

Sup Forums right now

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Go out and stream do it faggot

I was wondering how we could work in a Pokemon Go joke into this

should have done it on stream on twitch

Probably the same as when sadaam had the republican guard.

i have no fuckign idea
i am in ankara right now but i can go outside
i see on live tv a helicopter opened fire and the reporter lost her shit

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE

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