Turkish CNN right now
Turkish CNN right now
KEK!
I've got a friend in Istanbul right now... Her Twitter's just been blocked.
CATCH THAT POKEMON FAST
JUST
JUST
He really looks like a roach.
hey it's me ur president
JUST
COUP
LINKS PLSs
Turkey's presenters are qt!
Is it a bug-type pokemon?
What's he saying?
i'm new here. what's with the "just" meme/thing?
holy shit this does not look like a man in control. wow it's really fucking happening
kek
uppity cockroach about to get BTFO
'we are in control'
'this is a minor faction of the military'
He looks like neo-german to me.
A warm welcome for your newest refugee Hans?
he said the coup has failed/will fail and that he's flying to ankara
>Martial law
>Erdogan calls CNN
>calls for people to get out
>Martial law says army can literally shoot at anybody
Erdogan calling for shlomos before he ded, kek
this, please tell us what he is saying
HE IS BACK ON ONLINE AGAIN
Just fuck my shit up lad
he told the public to get out on streets
LINK POLKSIZ
It's ogre
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what is he saying
i think president of last coup said the same
he was hanged btw
lel. good one, ivan
>We're in control
>runs away
Yep seems like hes handling it
>he told the public to get out on streets
would never happen in america
CHP CHP CHP CHP
ATATÜRK ATATÜRK
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
He is delusional if he thinks he can come back from this.
Halp
MY
This is so awesome.
US Coup when?
wwitv.com
except its in Turkish and laggy
chp are spineless fucks right now tho if they werent spineless cucks, military wouldnt have to interfere
It's ok we'll get our new Foreign Secretary on the case to sort this mess out
Kinda ironic he's like 1/8 Turk
LUL
stupid waffle you dont need the got in that sentence
Do they have Alaska tier gun laws there?
twitter.com
He's requesting asylum in Germany.
SHIT
I thought your internet was cut off.
Well sometimes it works...so why not try?
So
What happens now?
Did they literally just call Erdowan and put him up via smartphone?
It's a rare Roachu
>flying to Ankara
>where there have been F-16's flying and where the military controls Ataturk airport
please do it, faggot.
Fatty will be literally shaking right now
Obama is ageing. What happened to the poor man :(
Jaffa?
How credible is the option about this being Erdogan's false flag to secure full power?
It can't get any better than this.
I've a friend sounds pretty fucking stupid, americuck.
UP
There comes a time when it's best to surrender gracefully. Or at least try and run away.
Jokes on him martial law has been implemented. Anyone starting shit in the streets will get shot.
He's fucked.
Does he have family there?
R A R E
A
R
E
don't coup me or my wife's son ever again
Lurk more
‘Murrican here; who am I supposed top be rooting for?
Daily reminder that the Turkish coup is just a charade to make Europe accept more "refugees" and "travellers" from Turkey.
>Fatty will be literally shaking right now
Kek brand new Conservative government, world goes to shit literally the next day, I don't envy them one bit lol
nah my internet is fine
a helicopter just fucking open fire on TRT building tho
trt building is the government television btw
and its basically illegal to go outside right now
HAhahahahaHA
Assad
The military.
Just turn on CNN for your most recent orders. You should know this by now.
Brendan had it rough.
RAR
A
R
I don't know, possibly. Germany probably has the largest Turkish population outside of Turkey itself.
Post pics allah dammit.
the military
what about MIT building?
kek
>spoonfeeding
Don't indulge people, please.
Heard the coup took over TRT.
Some in the military are fighting for Erdogan?
The army is secular and despite the regular coups, seems to actually support democracy. The current administration has been leaning more and more towards Islamic control.
The Turkish military has actually done this regularly (like 6 times in the last 50 years) when they feel that the civilian government is getting too preachy. In 1997, they literally sent 'a strongly worded letter' to the PM, and he dissolved his administration without a shot fired.
then make it, I have.
adding the got, defeats the entire purpose of the contraction.
UN FUCKING REAL
KEK
are you in Ankara? Are people being killed?
What do you think about this btw? Isn't coup against anti-secular governments constitutional?
Sup Forums right now
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Go out and stream do it faggot
I was wondering how we could work in a Pokemon Go joke into this
should have done it on stream on twitch
Probably the same as when sadaam had the republican guard.
i have no fuckign idea
i am in ankara right now but i can go outside
i see on live tv a helicopter opened fire and the reporter lost her shit
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
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