Valencia vs Real Madrid Matchthread

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That jersey is clean. Should I order it? Or new headphones instead?

>line up sorted by number, not position

not kino

Bale should leave the sinking ship

Do you want the jersey of the worst Real Madrid season since 1996?

AY MI MADRE EL BICHO

another day, another 2 points dropped at the very minimum

feels GOOD being an ABHM

odds of memes?

valencia is a good team

madrid is going to be exposed again

ronaldo fags on suicide watch

Madrid is good against good teams, retard

5-1 win incoming

Very low, Bale carries this shitheap

Madrid has an aging problem, no?

t.porteño

>loses 0-3 against barcelona

youtube.com/watch?v=DVmi9sDjAD4&t=59s

the video that saved real's season

the thing is, when you think about it, all problems are aging until they disappear, since time never stops while they exist

Lads, >we will repeat as CL winners and Zidane will have once again cucked the football in their worst domestic campaign in decades

Kroos is my fav player since my youth. I don't care if this season went as aspected.

*the football world

Sorry I'm high

>Madrid 2-2 Valencia
>Atleti 0-0 Madrid
>Madrid 0-3 Barça
>Madrid 0-1 Villarreal
>Tottenham 3-1 Madrid

Pretty cheap since it’s mid season. Last years was the GOAT but you can get this kit for half off now

*Didn't

how many times will EL BICHO flop today?

Zizou aint no Phil Jackson so he has trouble keeping the team motivated

gotta come down from your high some time

Oh christ don't tell me there's actual interesting football on

Odds for a draw are 4.x. Isn't that an extremely good bet?

UNA

no, because Halal will lose

9 out of 11 starters wearing kit numbers from 1 to 11? Nice, don't remember this happening since some time

1-1 incoming

Delete this now or consequences

Who Valenci/a/ here?

Who Z/a/za here?

>Ronaldo and Benzeshit starting

Enjoy Europa League

That is not a big crowd

for you

>the return of the BBC

I know what she meant by this, but what did she really mean by this?

Bale will smash PSG on his own

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come on dude it was an post-ironic meme reference, don't bag me up bro

Manolo Lama is a fraud and he should have been kicked out many years ago

Valencia will get exposed

>valentheea

>suareth guy over ray hudson

im out

Jumbo-sized Catalunya flag in the stands

You can do it V/a/lencia!

si Espanyol es la fillial del madrid, entonces Valencia es la fillial del barcelona

Flag of the Valencian Community

Might as well be, look at some of the transfers

>Andre Gomes
>Villa
>Jordi Alba
>Mathieu

Seriously though wtf does "bicho" mean in spain, because I thought it meant "bug".

amdre gomes is such a piece of shit

gwan you real slagz

>guedes
>mina
rip real

>benzema still starting

how does he do it?

ugly

Don't forget Alcacer

>that madrid kit

OH NONONONONONO

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
This meme is so stupid

VAMOS Sup Forums VAMOS

*meant for

>"that madrid kit is horrible" -Radio Marca

le expressionless anime girls poster

They look like the fucking Miami Dolphins

>People use this meme not knowing it originated from /F1/ 2 years ago from Lewis after his engine failed mid race and he cried on the radio
>OH NO NO NO NO NO

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The only reason I still support Real Madrid is anime girls.

huh no, it's some black man on youtube laughing

This game is pretty important no?

good times

I want Tsu out and benzemalo dead, Kane and Low in

BASED NETO

>no Premier League to watch today
>an actual good Lol Liga game on
everything went better in expedition

Will the bald fraud get exposed again

>bale

I always laugh at how try hard American commentators are at pronouncing Spanish names

Garay is such a faggot, stalling for time like that

how? real will win today and finish 2nd in la liga 10 points behind barca

my god bale

bayol

>Bale's hairstyle
what went wrong

Probably not. Valencia had to play to play a game midweek to extra time and not only that but their defenders are basically fucking dead.

it's a Spanish man, talking in English

>Rodrigo

>Rodrigo

where is De Paul? where is Vietto?

This game gon be good

Isn't he going bald? Maybe he's growing it out to cover a bald spot

its going to habben ahain lads

Lol no, Real are pretty much having their equivalent of Chelsea's total collapse season. I wouldn't be surprised if Real finished 5th. Unless of course they sign a striker before the transfer window closes, but that won't happen.

Vietto is a meme and you should know that Pablo Baruzzi

I hope violence breaks ronaldo legs

Vietto is fucking shit.

roids

>this flag
>this post

get the popcorn out

Good guy.

Fuck off, I agree with them. He's garbage.

Would Pepe make our shitty defense a decent one?

Anyone that follows RM, how is Kroos doing?

There's a 90% chance that you're fan of a team that Vietto scored against in Argentina