tell us a joke user!
Tell us a joke user!
Jackson Baker
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Kayden Nguyen
Women's Rights.
Charles Reyes
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Andrew Brown
that was really funny! how about another?
Jace Powell
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nolan Price
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
Ba-dush. Thanks ladies.
Andrew Diaz
Why did Jesus hate skittles?
They fell though his palm
Why did Jesus ate M&Ms?
They melt in your hands in the middle-east. One of the few things I learned in the army
Well goodnight girls
Jaxson Miller
Your life
Caleb Young
Did a 360 and walked away.
William Brooks
why are you so nervous user? tell us a joke!
Xavier Harris
Uh oh, getting a nervous boner again
Aiden Brooks
Did I accidentally over order hookers again? Just joking girls, I'm Jessie's dad. Mixers are in the garage fridge. Please turn off the kitchen lights when you're done
Matthew Myers
God I hate having to speak to you all. You're basically a pack of golden retrievers with about half as much intelligence and a smell twice as bad. What is it about college girls in a group that automatically makes them all reek like booze and menthols? Fuck.
Murder should be legal.
Jayden Lopez
>pulls dick out
>furiously masterbates and then cums on one of the girls feet wearing flip flops
there's your joke,stupid bitches
Owen Wood
You got me, I'm the rapist hahaha I love you girls. I've got dance dance in the basement, last one there is a stinky tampon!
Brody Wright
What did Marvin Gaye say when he broke curfew?
Jaxon Reed
computer science isn't a science
Andrew Lewis
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
A lip reader
Owen Carter
i got a joke,its called im gonna steal all your panties at the end of this drunken night your going to have
Hudson Wright
"Aw man, dad is going to KILL me"
Angel Lewis
I would rape and strangel any of you if i could
Robert Rodriguez
why are you stupid whores wearing shoes in the house
Nathan Wilson
nothing to be nervous about! we heard you're really funny! make us laugh!
Jackson Russell
How do you know a black girl is on her period?
She's only wearing one sock!
Connor Hernandez
uhmmm....thats disgusting
Brandon Cook
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Jacob Hernandez
Nein!!!!!!
It’s only funny when you cut off the other person and say it in a strong nazi tone.
Jaxson Reyes
>haha being an incel is the joke
Brody Baker
Ryder Richardson
>haha look at me,i use the word incel even though the only women ive ever talked to in my life was my mother
Zachary Rogers
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Charles Torres
My penis
Xavier Morales
So What’s up with airline food? Thanks ladies have a wonderful night.
Jaxon Collins
Any of you Emily?
Nathaniel Adams
haha we love how you two argue, we are just waiting for a joke!!!
Gabriel Morgan
There was a pun competition at work the other day. I thought of my top ten best, and submitted them. When they picked who won I couldn't believe no pun in ten did.
Carson Myers
>hurr durr,me love trump.me say the word nigger even though my trailer park community has no niggers in it.but dont call me a racist or im gonna get upset!
Luke Nelson
you want a joke? your father's the day they realized that you should been a load of sperm on the side of the mattress instead of in your mother's vagina
Mason Hall
Hudson Cook
The Catholic Church. You can choose any of the thousands of punchlines
>everyone is a virgin online
Spotted the jokester
Camden Myers
I don't vote for jew lovers, nigger
Brandon Diaz
op you can't even reply to the right posts
you're the fucking joke
Jaxson Davis
How do make a 4yr old cry twice?
After you fuck her, wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
Zachary Bell
I like throwing dinner parties I just hate feeding children. But chicken has just gotten so expensive
Isaac Cruz
They're sisters?
Jackson Wilson
sure you dont,keep acting tough saying the word nigger on the internet when if you said this to be a black person face to face he'd knock the soy milk out of your hand and cave your skull in
Ethan Powell
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains
Josiah Thomas
>chicken
well maybe you should stop hosting dinner parties for nigger children
Gabriel White
I say it all the time and get static for it too, then they back the fuck off when they see that you aren't scared of them.
Luis Barnes
no user! hahaha okay girls hes about to tell a joke everyone quiet!!
Landon Mitchell
Tell me a joke
Julian Torres
You use the n word defensively to let people know to stay away from deranged people
Thomas James
Wait, am I telling all of you jokes or are you telling me jokes?
Jordan Wilson
Did you know that you can get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Yeah, if you sit down before the other guy gets up.
Henry Johnson
knock knock
Kayden Russell
Did your daddy run away on you? Is that why you shitpost online, for attention? Maybe daddy is coming back some day
Jace Fisher
you tell the joke! we heard youre very funny!
Brayden Butler
yes daddy kock me up
Michael Phillips
This picture increases my anxiety. Like really.
Jace Lopez
omg his face is getting so red! just tell a joke user!
Camden Price
Why did the chicken enter the room?
Because he didn't know the room is full of beautiful girls!
>hahahaha!
Easton Nelson
If you wanna get philosophical a sense is considered to be a self defense mechanism. Using audacity to descalate and wordplay to deflect. Most jokes are written backwards. Being funny let's me sleep with a number of women. That number is Zero. Parallel thought extends as far as hitting the bell curve of saying the truthest thing in the most unexpected manner. Jokes can be broken down by walking down a street ( a setup), then taking the sharpest possible turn (the punchline.)
Eli Lopez
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT A JOKE, GO FUCKING AWAY, STOP BEING SO ANNOYING
Brayden Anderson
*sense of humor is considered
Sebastian Parker
lol tell us a joke user
Christian Torres
Date me, you cunts.
Jaxson Morgan
uh oh poopy hahahaha stinky hahahahahaha
Jayden Cook
Ok, here it is...
I'm too busy.
Ethan Ward
This blind man walks into the fish market and says "well hello ladies "
Dylan Morris
Shat myself to death
Joseph Parker
I want to rape all of you
Jayden Scott
This pic should have been
"Name My Band"!
Colton Cox
is that the girl from 8 simple rules?
Kayden Watson
user is afraid to talk to girls haha, arent you user?
John Price
I ain't gonna do a lot of talking to them if you get my drift(anal sex[them on me])
Angel Gomez
She gets it
Ian Taylor
few of them have nice 6packs lol
Henry Brown
okay we wont be waiting for much longer user! go ahead!
Jose Ramirez
Joe Mama
Nathan Bennett
So last night when I was going down on my grandma, her pussy tasted a lot like horse semen. I'm starting to wonder if that's how she died
Ethan Brooks
Its funny because I'm rarely busy.
heh
Grayson Garcia
0, they could build a machine to do it for them because germans are fucking smart
Leo Morales
lmao
Isaiah Bennett
Here is the real answer
Zachary Jenkins
we are waiting for you
Julian Sanchez
dad is that you?