Brit/pol/ - Coup D'état Edition

> T H R E A D . T H E M E
youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814

> S P E C T A T O R
spectator.co.uk/

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theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/15/turkey-coup-attempt-military-gunfire-ankara
twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128
twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/754066885981958148
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_della_Civiltà_Italiana
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemalism
twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754070441795416064
youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
youtube.com/watch?v=d_O822pBg_w
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Rolling updates here, chaps:

theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/15/turkey-coup-attempt-military-gunfire-ankara

2nd for corrie

>Implying there's a coup

sleep, ever

>secular takeover of turkey
>remainaics saying this means turkey won't join the eu sooner
Literal retardation.

Did we cause all this madness?

UK most influential country 2016

Shit bread
Didn't even include my upload of the latest spectator mag

Reposting from last thread:
I'm not happy about this lads. Erdogan seemed like he represented traditional Turkish values, plus there could be Tukrs trying to get into Europe now.

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>Erdogan is now asking his supporters to congregate in the streets in a show of solidarity

Blatant attempt to force civilian casualties and necessitate international intervention

>Erdogan: jezza help m8, how do i survive this coup
>Jezza: just go out to your allotment and plant some turnips dude lmao, that's how i did it

Why the fuck do I have a US flag??? I'm in Edinburgh.

Freedom is contagious

REMINDER

ERDAGON IS SEEKING ASYLUM IN GERMANY

twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128

twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/754066885981958148

Couldn't find the link m8, rushed to make it too before the last one got KILL

>Turkey gets new, '''''''secular''''''' government
>European leaders rush to bring Turkey into the EU
>Every country except the UK gets flooded with roaches
Funny times ahead lads

>Tukrs trying to get into Europe now.
good luck with that. haven't they closed off the border

He's coming home

Fuck traditional Turkish Muslims values

A co-operative secular turkey will negotiate with the eu to stop refugees without blackmail this will help reduce the flow to nothing

Did we do it lads?

Have we unleashed kek upon this unsuspecting planet? Is this what the experts were talking about?

>"i-it's the islamists I swear!"

silly erdogan

Good of them to do all this in plenty of time for the Sunday papers.

Erdogan was/is an islamist. Turkey is a constitutionally secular country, has been for nearly a century.

Good riddance.

Why did you guys fall in love with this piece of Fascit architecture?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_della_Civiltà_Italiana

I like it too, also it was supposed to hvae statues of great italians under every arch, but then the war happened, shame

Did Boris organize this coup with his new MI6 agents?

Just got online, what the fuck is happening in Turkey??

BREXIT DID THIS

RACIST FASCIST XYLOPHONE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Erdogan seemed like he represented traditional Turkish values

Exactly the opposite.

You can't make this shit up.

Why do you think a secular government will be better at stopping refugees?

Boris is flexing his muscles

We'll get our new Foreign Secretary on the case to sort this mess out

Kinda ironic he's like 1/8 Turk

NEW SPECTATOR
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It's aesthetic as fuck

>saying to go on the streets which are military controlled
>risk getting shot
Why would people even think to follow what he says? Especially when he is making a speech though facetime in some secret bunker.

The Fire Rises

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey

GERMANY DENIED HIM LANDING RIGHTS

FOR ANONS WITH FRIENDS/RELATIVES ON HOLIDAY, WORKING OR LIVING IN TURKEY
>FOR ANONS WITH FRIENDS/RELATIVES ON HOLIDAY, WORKING OR LIVING IN TURKEY
FOR ANONS WITH FRIENDS/RELATIVES ON HOLIDAY, WORKING OR LIVING IN TURKEY

>At this rate Turkey won't be joining the EU until the year 3000!

Just call me Dodgy Dave

thank you based boris

Yeah all fashy architecture is, I love it

HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemalism

Fuck me, this is quality.

The only Turk to ever be turned back from Germany.

Because the eu and turkey already have negotiations about stopping refugees with erdogan, secular are more pro nato/eu so are likely to give a better deal

Proclaimed all international relationships will remain the same so they're obviously worried about the international communities reaction

He knows he's lost and is trying to provoke civilian casualties so that NATO has to step in and quash the coup.

State broadcaster which the army took over has now gone off air.

What the fuck is even going on anymore lads

Oh god this coup is too much, it's too fucking funny

Strong explosions heard in Ankara.

IT'S HEATING UP LADS.

2016 is turning out be like Year 1 in an apocalypse film.

Holy fuck. What the fuck? Turkey! Holy fucking fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck. Fuck!

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNT

Erdogan is in Tehran, will go to Qatar

Which news channel shall I watch, the ones I've got on the tele are:

Al Jazeera

Rt

Sky

Bbc

Is Erdogan Erdogone?

TURKISH STATE MEDIA HEADQUARTERS HAD JUST BEEN BOMBED TO SHIT

twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754070441795416064

Things have escalated

The fire rises.

>boris' official response to the coup

listening to news with thread theme in the background

>Al Jazeera

Literally owned by Qatar, which Erdogan is fleeing to...

Who /comfy/ here

this weather is too hot. please cool down, planet.

>implying he isn't behind this

#BREAKING TURKISH HABERTURK TV BROADCASTS FOOTAGE SHOWING CIVILIANS ARE TAKING OVER A TANK

They bombed a state tv building.

Saved you a click.

HOLY FUCK MISSLES FIRED INTO THE STATE MEDIA BUILDING

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THIS IS OUR CHANCE LADS

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sauce paddy, source!

youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA

evening theme

distant happenings in a far away land

seems to have caused the pound to stabilise but maybe that was just trading finishing

fuck off you poof it's been a shit cold rainy summer so far

Ahh yes nice source on him going to Qatar you mong

this will be the UK's future when Corbyn triggers the socialist uprising

IT'S ALL KICKING OFF

This is becoming closer and closer to the truth at this rate.

>Coalburners

lmao

Delete this defamatory picture.

I'm scared for the Turk civilians lads

>seems to have caused the pound to stabilise
Turkish coup confirmed to have been performed by brexiters

Phlox belongs to a species of literal cucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=d_O822pBg_w

mate it's fookin 19 degrees celsius with an 86% humidity rate

BORIS SPEAKS

Reports that the Chief of Staff (loyalist) has been killed

HE KNEW ALL ALONG

what political views does our own military have?

What triggered this coup?

they're not wrong tbf

>October 2017
>Corbyn leads a coup to honour the 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution
>People's Republic of Britain declared
>Falklands given to Argentina
>Ireland reunifies

Erdogan being out of town probably helped.

I know lad. It's bad enough here in Scotland, must be worse for you down south. Disregard the flag, I've no idea what's going on with that.

humidity isn't a rate friend, the percentage is an expression of air saturation

c:

Monarchist

i repeat: fuck off you poof it's been a shit cold rainy summer so far
you must be scottish