Any oldfags or newfags about?
>coming out of the lurk
>bored of routine
>get some luls
>must roll
Any oldfags or newfags about?
Brandon Bell
Landon Stewart
roll
Brody Bailey
1 hour strong on the site. Kms already.
Nicholas Wilson
^op
Lucas Miller
Im here for the luls
Blake Turner
Haven't seen this thread in awhile. I'll play.
Caleb Rivera
Michael Williams
Aight trying again
Anthony Reed
Anthony Campbell
Gabriel Ross
Damn
Kayden Cook
IM OUT
Grayson Bennett
Connor Smith
REROLL
Camden Moore
Peace bro
Henry Hernandez
Easton Wright
SECOND REROLL
Nathan Foster
You not
Ryder Watson
THIRD REROLL
Lucas Davis
Waiting
Oliver White
GET ME OUT OF HERE
Joseph Stewart
watch and learn
Jacob Sanchez
FOURTH REROLL
Anthony Reyes
Nice dubs but still no.
Lucas Hughes
god fucking damn it
David Turner
Blake Ross
FIFTH REROLL
Oliver Powell
See ya!
Carter Carter
Shut up with that dumbass caps thing
Aaron Fisher
SIXTH REROLL
Jacob Rivera
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!
Juan Sullivan
ok got it see
this is how it's done
Ethan Hill
Jace Green
SEVENTH REROLL
Lincoln Lee
Does it not look like I'm trying here?
Nathaniel Miller
Sarah Whittle
Grayson Thomas
LOUD NOISES!
Austin Lee
EIGHTH REROLL
Evan Roberts
Anthony Martinez
it was not user's day today
Adrian Torres
NINTH REROLL
Liam Carter
I have never gotten dubs this many times in such a short amount of time. What's happening here?
William Lopez
TENTH REROLL
Landon Williams
BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERNS PENIS
Parker Allen
Gavin Ramirez
ELEVENTH REROLL
Angel Allen
Please let this autist get it so he can shut the fuck up
Nathaniel Sanders
TWELVTH REROLL
Benjamin Green
Lincoln Price
Jackson Perry
GUESS IM STUCK HERE FOREVER
Colton Nelson
Really hope I get this shit but Sup Forums makes me start solving captcha
Oliver Watson
god damn it, I just want to go back to fapping
Nathan Ortiz
Come on baby!
Jacob Gray
Alexander Scott
Take it from an attorney with a majority Black clientele: There is no racial education so thorough as actually working around Blacks.
In fact outside corporate and securities practice, most law is to deal with Blacks and other backwards races in a modern society.
>Defend Negro in traffic case
>Judge orders Negro to go to different floor of court house to watch traffic safety movie & return with proof he watched it
>I also explain to Negro what he is to do
>Negro goes to a commercial movie theater & watches a Hollywood entertainment movie
>Returns with his ticket stub for proof
>Judge calls me: "WTF user?"
>Negro client seeks divorce from wife
>Negro says he lives with his wife, but in separate rooms
>Wife says he lives with his "ho"
>Negro says that because he's a professional clergyman, man of God, her accusations are ridiculous
>Judge says "Because you're living with your wife, you must pay half household expenses
>Negro client realizes that claiming to live at home will cost him dollas
>Negro client: "Don't be listenin to me Judge, listen to my wife. I'm just a lyin ole' nigger."
> Whole courtroom erupts in laughter
Negroes love the Caddy’s
>In court, Negro before judge declaring bankruptcy
>Judge: "You can either have your kids or your Cadillac. You can't afford both."
>Negro: "You'll have to take my kids. I need my car."
>Judge gets up and storms out of court
Different Negro, but LOVES his Caddy
>Judge: You can’t keep your home AND have a Cadillac.
>Negro: You can live in your car, but you can’t drive your house. I’ll keep the Cadillac.
>Judges jaw hits floor. His point was Negro was bankrupt and needed to trade the Caddy in for a used Honda.
William Davis
watch and learn fags
Benjamin Walker
Alright. Maybe if I start saying horrible things.
Robin Williams was a terrible actor/comedian.
Ian Moore
Levi Williams
well, here goes
Jack Ward
I never learned to speak Ebonics, but had to lern to understand it.
>Me: new to law. Don't know Negro slang.
>Negro asks me: "Can you put a suitcase on a cat?"
>Me: huh?
>Finally figure out he wanted me to file a lawsuit against a guy
>put = file, suitcase = lawsuit, on= against, cat = man
>Soon after another Negro calls me up. I now know about ‘suitcases’
>New Negro: "Do you do luggage?"
>Me: "Yes sir, we do luggage."
Other Black requests / complaints
>"We had insects in the family."
>mfw I figured out there was incestuous abuse
>Negro: "I want an annoyment!"
>mfw I figured out he wanted an annulment of his marriage
>Negro: "I want a free flirtation."
>mfw I figured out he wanted a free consultation
>Negro: “I’ll take a polyester test.”
>mfw I figured out he was willing to take a polygraph test
>Negro: "They are putting me through the changes."
>mfw I still have no clue what this means, but hear it all the time
Kayden Flores
>I love this user
Connor Long
kek
Chase Collins
Not bad enough?
Regular milk is better than chocolate milk
Adam Turner
fgsfdsfargeg
fuck blacks
Landon Perez
NEVER ask a Black why he did something stupid-
>Negro client divorcing wife & trying to hide his assets
>He buys a parcel of land & PUTS HER NAME ON THE DEED!
>Wife searches for property she owns & finds the deed
>epic asset hide fail
Different client
>Negro client divorcing wife & we're trying to minimize his child support payments
>Negro tells me he has other kids to whom he pays support
>This is good as it will reduce his child support payments to wife he’s divorcing
>Negro is on witness stand: "I don't have any kids from other women."
>When he's off the stand I made the mistake of asking why he said he didn't when he said he did earlier
>Negro: "Did I say that?"
>mfw I have no idea what version is true
Child support laws designed in Anglo Saxon common law fall apart when applied to Blacks. They're so promiscuous the ludicrous occurs.
>Fathers are to pay a % of their income as child support
>20% for the first kid
>25% for the first two kids
>50% for 5 or more kids
>These rules apply per baby mama: 2 kids by 2 women = 40% income to child support
>Horny Negro has 12 kids by 10 women
>mfw he owes 220% of his income in child support
Unlike cops, social workers, parole officersI actually have to get my Negroes to pay me. Not as easy as it sounds
>Did work for client
>Client didn’t pay
>Calls, letters, etc. still no pay
>Have to sue him
>Garnish his wages to get paid
>6 mo later same Negro calls me up and asks me to take new case
>Me: I don’t want clients who don’t pay their bills
>Negro: You got all yo money. You got nothin’ to complain about.
Different Negro
>Take divorce case
>Hours spent doing good work
>Client reconciles marriage
>Refuses to pay because he didn’t get the divorce
>Me: Sir, you are paying for the time taken to prepare your case
>Negro: I paid for a divorce, but didn’t get one. Why should I have to pay you?
Protip: when dealing with Negroes, make sure you are paid IN FULL before
Nathaniel Miller
outta here. enjoy purgatory fags
Adrian Campbell
Alright. I gotta actually try to be a terrible person here.
Reddit is better than. Sup Forums
Levi Rivera
this guy gets it
Oliver Russell
french fries are better than pizza
Ryder Sullivan
When representing Blacks in court, it’s VERY important that your directions to “dress appropriately” are specific! Otherwise, your clients will incriminate themselves.
> Client on trial for drug charge
> Shows up wearing a shirt with a marijuana leaf
> Client accused of crime involving gang activity
> Shows up wearing gang colors (bandana, shirt, etc.)
> Client on trial for a shooting
> Shows up in shirt with pistol on shirt
> Hearing for probation violation
> Client shows up in “Rules are 4 Suckas” t-shirt
Not only must you tell them what appropriate dress is, you have to tell them how to behave with specifics
> Don’t call judge “Dawg”
> Don’t swear on witness stand
Grayson Wilson
Oldfag here. I should have saved it but about 2 years ago in the summer someone posted “The Gruffalo Slayer” please tell me someone saved it, it was a absolute work of 4chin art.
Matthew Anderson
roll
Joseph Gonzalez
Ayden Allen
Rolling
Juan James
Slice your fucking neck faggot
Bentley Lopez
I initiated a relationship with my mom by following the rules laid out in "The Principles" that I found here on Sup Forums.
>1. Alcohol MUST be involved
>2. She must be proud of you
>3. Guilt your mom.
>4. Pull close then away
>5. Minimal foreplay
>6. Frame her emotions for her
>7. Never use the 'i' word
Easton Hall
Heck yes I'll bite! I Boomerang back to Sup Forums every 6 months or so. Faghole since '11.
Robert Green
1. Alcohol (or better Xtasy) MUST be involved, not because it lowers inhibitions, that is minor -- but because it lets people pass the buck morally.
Having too much to drink is always an excuse to do something you wouldn't normally do. You see she's not a slut who sucked off her own Sup Forumsrother: no, no, no, she just had too much to drink!
You can encourage this behavior by noting several times how drunk she is. How she won't remember anything tomorrow-- this will give her psychological permission to do something she'd never do sober.
If you can get her to pop an Xtasy with you, you're even better off. It completely dissolves inhibitions and creates the undeniable urge to kiss n' cuddle. Problem is, is that is causes extreme whiskey dick. So either don't take one yourself or pop half of one and a viagra.
Brayden Parker
>2. She must be proud of you
>Women share their bodies with men they admire & respect. If she pities you, forget about it. If she's embarrassed by you forget about it.
>She must think you're smart, handsome, and have an awesome personality.
>Be going places in life... the slacker / adolescent angst won't get you what you want.
Aaron Stewart
same
Jack Parker
Alexander Murphy
Yes, I'm outta here! Bye, bye phaggots.
James Cox
I suspect Moot it was good stuff
Jacob Morris
Michael Gonzalez
Come on some nigga post it
Nathaniel Edwards
Don't ever fuck me TONY. Don't ever fuck me
Lincoln Diaz
Would any oldfags like to connect on kik or something, thinking of orchestrating a prank that’ll piss off the normie niggers,
p.s. Lulz
-o0ob
Chase Morgan
Hello.
Goodbye.
Adam Cruz
Been here since '09
Rollin
Nathaniel Walker
Sadly, this is my birthday.
Michael Rodriguez
Kayden Edwards
Oldfag rolling.
Easton Thompson
you should be proud nigger, ‘‘twas a glorious day
Blake Ross
Andrew Ramirez
Adios, Sup Forumstards. I'm out of here.
Zachary Parker
kik.me/g/0_DVui525_IFPEw6q7I5z-Fa9_E
Join, In orchestrating a funny
-o0ob
Logan Miller
For real this time. I'm gone.
Carter Jenkins
Hunter Ward
I is free!