Stereotypes that are true for you

I am a bit overweight (5'8", 160 lbs / 173cm, 73kg).

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I am depressed and dead inside and i wish i was dead

I have a little chink penis, and I want to offer my boipucci to the white man!

I love garlic

>Argies has a big nose.
this

my teeth are a bit crooked desu

What stereotypes exist about the Dutch?

The only ones I know are that we are tall (I'm personally 180cm/5'11'' so that's not true), that we are DUDE WEED LMAO (I never smoked weed and don't intend do) and that we are pretty cheap (I am not, I tend to be quite generous with paying meals and beers for my buddies).

i cannot plonounce r collectry.

I belive that american government is imperialistic and full of fucked in the head homo-nazis

We often say you're a bunch of assholes.

Also that you have a RV and all drive to spain in the summer, invading french roads.

you cannot true me without feeling the pain

I am actually lazy and "thirsty"
Like, right now as you're reading I'm probably looking through pornhub :D

I am 5'8" 165lbs and i look pretty aesthetic. How do you manage to be overweight? You are probably just skinnyfat.

how about I make them even more crooked at the pub?

I'm a coward

Thinking the truth is not confirming a stereotype.

What are Irish stereotypes other than drinking and potatos?

how rude

That you're super tall, friendly, smoke weed, and like tulips and those wooden shoes.

I get errect at the smell of French armpits.

Drinking, potatoes, poor, hate Britain, super Catholic, a ton of kids, red hair, top o' the mornin' to ye, lucky

red hair
dressed likes leprechauns
small
beard
have a pot a gold hidden in the forest
smoke weed at breakfast

Being violent assholes I think

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ugly

I'm an asshole alright but I never drive.

small beers

What are some common American stereotypes?
The only one I can think that applies to me is that I like gun.

You're not overweight, you're undertall.

I'm not sure what would be a stereotype for an Argentine

Guns, dumb, cowboy hats, fat, overly friendly, giant cars, ignorant, religious, energetic
We can't all be Nordic, sadly.

Obesity
Obsession with guns
Materialism, over-consumption and extreme capitalism
Lack of intelligence and cultural awareness
Racism and racialism
Environmental ignorance
Arrogance and boastfulness
Military zeal
Proud Wage Slave

I'm gonna level with you.

To the United States, you're just an even-more-southern Mexico that once had a war with Britain.

I'm small and ugly then.

Stereotypes I do:
>I often wear plaid
>I hunt and fish for most of my meat
>I have worked as a type of lumberjack and made extra money trapping furs
>I am polite to a fault and overly apologetic
>I enjoy maple syrup a lot but won't touch the fake stuff
>I speak French and English
>Autumn is best but I prefer winter to summer
>I am politically left of centre on most issues

Stereotypes I don't:
>not a huge fan of Tim Hortons coffee or tea
>I prefer baseball to hockey
>I like several American beers
>I have never been in a real igloo
>I'm not a very good ice-skater
>I don't know or even ever see any Asians

white

>obesity
No
>obsession with guns
Not really obsession, more of an imterest
>materialism, overconsumption
Absolutely, especially overconsumption of food
>lack of intelligence and culture awareness
I wouldn't say this is true for me or most of my fellow Americans
>racism
Only slightly
>environmental ignorance
I dont think anyone is ignorant about the environment, some people are just more worried about corporations than the air they breathe
>arrogance and boastfulness
Hmmmm not really
>military zeal
Yes, but only because i had family in the military
>proud wage slave
This is the opposite of what America is about. Entrepreneurship is highly valued here.
That said i am a not so proud wageslave.

what about saying "eh"?

I own guns and could afford to drop a few pounds.

1.) Fat as all fuck
2.) Have suffered bullet wounds
3.) Occasionally shart
4.) Vaguely brown, maybe Chi
5.) Poorly educated though I did receive good grades on a paper I wrote suggesting that George Washington was the Holy Spirit in human form
6.) Exclusively eat fast food
7.) Small cut penis
8.) Enjoy cuckolding
9.) Monolingual (barely)
10.) Used to donate money to Israel but I'm too poor now following a visit to the hospital caused by stress fractures from clapping too hard at a NASCAR rally
11.) Have never seen a passport
12.) Love burgers, freedom fries, and coke
13.) Proud member of the True Lamb of Zion Non-Denominational Church
14.) Have been beaten by police
15.) I have the 2nd Amendment of the Constitution tattooed on my enourmous back although the "shall not be infringed" part has been infringed under a roll of fat
16.) Can not drive a manual transmission
17.) Can drive the fuck out of a mobility scooter
18.) My favourite sport is watching 1 hour of advertisements for every 1 minute of football
19.) Metric, Celsius, and dinosaur bones were invented by the devil to tempt man
20.) Get up everyday and say the pledge of allegiance
21.) Hate the idea of a powerful and large state but conversely support the existence of a bloated runaway military budget
21.) Got lost on my way south where I was going to help build the wall and ended up in Canada

firstly, you're wrong as fuck, but in any case being mexican is not a stereotype anyway.

we don't really have the concept of "white" people, I am however of european descent, not sure if that's what white means.

I do say "eh" but I don't have the Canadian lift when saying "about" because I have a maritime accent.

I'm not saying that's what Argentina really is, but to the USA, the only Latin countries that normal people can say specific things about are Mexico, Cuba, and Brazil. Panama has its canal and Colombia has drugs, too, I guess. Otherwise it all blends together. I'm not saying that's true, I'm just saying that if you talk about Latin countries with people, the image they have is of Mexico.

>I play an instrument
>bad accent when speaking english
I don't know any other brazilian stereotypes. Enlighten me, please

do people seriously not know that there's coutnries like the USA (kind of) if you go down south enough?

huehuehueahuehueaheu laugh
monkey soup
lots of crime

own a gun
kill 3 people in average a year with this gun
transsexual
like to sell his body for half the price of an eastern european

I mean on the individual level, not the country as a whole

I eat pasta everyday

Let me put it this way. My dad went on a business trip to Chile a few years ago and kept texting me the entire time.
>They have streets and tall buildings, it's like a real country
>I thought it was squat clay buildings, this is a real normal city
>It's like LA except everything is in Spanish
>I just went to movie theater and it was normal and clean
I know that Chile and Argentina are basically normal modern countries, and those texts from him were goddamned embarrassing. And he's a college-educated businessman who travels for his job.

I applaud a lot

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, OK.

I prefer spirits and wines to beer.

I take a nap AT LEAST once a day

wow nice *tips*

alright, then I guess the british do have a point when they mock your country's education

Not that American, but I had an Argentinian friend who complained that he was from a third world country and wanted to immigrate as soon as he could. Is that a rare sentiment?

Kek I can just imagine a middle aged American man walking around like he just saw a unicorn because he's surprised a foreign country has civilization

there's a sizeable amount of american wannabes, that's usually what they say, yes.
but they're far from being the majority.

I'm Mexican.

It's totally how we imagine American tourist.

Nice one.

I had met an American in the US that wanted to travel to France and he was asking me what kind of vaccin he should do before going.
He pictured his travel in a western european country as a safari.

God, it's true. My sister once found a website in Japanese and asked my if I knew anyone who spoke Asian.

I shit you not if you had an average american point out the south american countries on the map, they'd MAYBE get brazil. Don't feel too bad though, it's not like you want us to be obsessed with you.

common core is shit and we know it. the only way to get a really good education in the US is by either being born in a rich white town with good public schools w/ good funding, or go to private school.

had some girl in 10th grade ask "wait is china in asia or is asia in china?" and another girl ask "british columbia is the capital of the US, right?"

I think racism is bad

Correct way of thinking is not a stereotype

>I eat bread like every French people
>I graduated in philosophy
>I like art culture and stuff a lot
>I'm a womanizer
>I don't like Americans, Brits and Anglo in general
>Brown hair brown eyes
>I care about fashion and perfumes

I'm fairly positive every human on this planet eats bread

I am cold and distant.

I never saw anybody eat bread outside of France, if they did it was crappy bread :r

I drink a lot of tea and have stained teeth as a result :(

Wtf are you smoking man

have you been outside of france?

im subhuman

When I say bread I'm talking about actual baguette not brioche or sliced bread

we all have mignons and baggettes m8

you're not special at all

I am poor

Cannot stand the cuteless western game characters and always put Mods to change their appearances before starting to play weatern games.

ta geule

c'est vrai les baguettes hors de france ça existe pas ou alors c'est de la merde t'as qu'a sortir de chez toi et tu verras suceur d'anglo

mais tu dis de la merde
du pain y'en a partout, baguette ou pas. Et c'est pas de la brioche ou du pain de mie non plus.

Grocery stores here sells baguettes too.

What are you talking about

Not something an English should admit.

>I vote left
>I don't have anything against gay people
>I don't dislike immigrants

This captures the french bread culture brilliantly. Whenever I've been to France you only have baguette, sometimes one sort of loaf, brioche and typical sliced toast.

That's it.

Yet you say foreigners don't eat real bread? Our smallest supermarkets have at least 15 different types of bread at a minimum.

Baguette = Type of bread
Bread != Baguette

We have plenty different types of bread actually.

I'm not sure if the guy that posted that is really french.

I take a nap as soon as I get home from work.

That's about it.

15 different types of shit bread

I think there's garlic in pretty much half of the meals I'm cooking (so I kinda got the feeling that my hands smell garlic all the time...)

I'm chauvinistic.

Im lazy

I like cuckold porn

I thought that the prayer in mosque are incomprehensable chants for Allah and not arab language until i was 15.
I thought when adding for instance, 3+3 that the sixth spot is taken by six so the answer is seven.
I thought chemistry was another math with shapes and incomprehensable rules

I have aspergers and im depressed

You mean it isn't a safari? I went to Paris in the summer and it was filled to the brim with monkeys.

>tfw not a loveable womanizing poet :(
>tfw don't even smoke because my grandfather died from it
Have failed as a frog lads.

>I thought when adding for instance, 3+3 that the sixth spot is taken by six so the answer is seven.
what
why is the seventh spot not taken, then?

He says he mods western games so burly men and ugly women are cute teenage girls.