IT'S TREASON THEN

IT'S TREASON THEN

RAAAAAAWWWGHHHHH

I AM THESENNIT

I AM THE SULTAN!

Turkish Army... I take it Assad has been destroyed then...

*shocks Samuel L Jackson*

Topkek

THE ROACH SHALL FEAR THE STRONG

UNLIMITED POWER

>MERKEL! PLEASE HELP ME! HE IS TOO STRONG!

Your overconfidence is your weakness

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

AAUUUUUUUGHHH

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Thats what you get king roach, for killing that Russian pilot! Kebabs btfo by themselves.

can someone give me a summary of whats going on here

POWAAAH

Erdogan is a muslim cunt so the turkish army kicked him out.

Military has taken over Ankara and Istanbul, there's gunfire right now. They say they're in control of the country now.

Erdogan has reportedly fled the country.

who is erdogan

CANT

Turk military are team-killing fags.

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW ERDOGAN WASN'T SECULAR ENOUGH

HOLY SHIT A LOAD OF PEOPLE JUST GOT SHOT ON THE LIVESTREAM

Don't ask stupid ass questions like that when you're on the internet. Google it.

fucking kek, this is the best happening in ages

The military is way more pro-islam than erdogan

>TREASON!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND ERDOGEN!?

just tell me please

ITS RAID SEASON THEN?

So I asked my turkish dad (yes ha ha le ebin halfroach cucking meme)

Jokes aside he told me that he believes that Erdogan might be staging this coup to find out who in the military is actually against him and eliminate them all in one clean swoop.

who is erdogan

You could google it in literally 5 seconds

Muslims always believe in conspiracies, your dad probably thinks the rebels are Jews anyway

oh thanks can you tell me more about him

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what are the turkish people fighting about who is edrogan

BROADCAST FROM TURKISH STATE TV WHEN ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER THE STATION IN ANKARA

excuse me i asked you a question could you please answer it

UNLIMITED ISLAAAAAMMMM!!!!

>I'll try escaping, that's a good trick.

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>Having a PM and President

How and why?

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Bicameral systems in republican democracies mean you get a PM and a President (head of state)

Your head of state is Queen Elizabeth II

NO this cant be! I'm in charge here!

i have le high ground xdd

do u feel in charge??????

So he got into plane to get high ground
a genius

we have a PM and a Queen you dip

Fuck off, turkroach. No-one cares what you or your arthropoid father think.

>monarchy
>current year

fuck off ignorant leaf troll

don't you have anyone else to give you attention?

>(you)

if they're plausible, then they're not conspiracies, you dumb retard

you probably believed 9/11 was a total surprise and that it was a conspiracy to think otherwise. Then your dumb shit got owned by the commission.

roaches have queens too dont they

In the name of the Democratic Republic of Turkey. You are under arrest.

penis

>I can't into Google
post your tits or gtfo

>germany having brown eyes

reeeeee