IT'S TREASON THEN
IT'S TREASON THEN
RAAAAAAWWWGHHHHH
I AM THESENNIT
I AM THE SULTAN!
Turkish Army... I take it Assad has been destroyed then...
*shocks Samuel L Jackson*
Topkek
THE ROACH SHALL FEAR THE STRONG
UNLIMITED POWER
>MERKEL! PLEASE HELP ME! HE IS TOO STRONG!
Your overconfidence is your weakness
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
AAUUUUUUUGHHH
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Thats what you get king roach, for killing that Russian pilot! Kebabs btfo by themselves.
can someone give me a summary of whats going on here
POWAAAH
Erdogan is a muslim cunt so the turkish army kicked him out.
Military has taken over Ankara and Istanbul, there's gunfire right now. They say they're in control of the country now.
Erdogan has reportedly fled the country.
who is erdogan
CANT
Turk military are team-killing fags.
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW ERDOGAN WASN'T SECULAR ENOUGH
HOLY SHIT A LOAD OF PEOPLE JUST GOT SHOT ON THE LIVESTREAM
Don't ask stupid ass questions like that when you're on the internet. Google it.
fucking kek, this is the best happening in ages
The military is way more pro-islam than erdogan
>TREASON!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND ERDOGEN!?
just tell me please
ITS RAID SEASON THEN?
So I asked my turkish dad (yes ha ha le ebin halfroach cucking meme)
Jokes aside he told me that he believes that Erdogan might be staging this coup to find out who in the military is actually against him and eliminate them all in one clean swoop.
who is erdogan
You could google it in literally 5 seconds
Muslims always believe in conspiracies, your dad probably thinks the rebels are Jews anyway
oh thanks can you tell me more about him
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what are the turkish people fighting about who is edrogan
BROADCAST FROM TURKISH STATE TV WHEN ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER THE STATION IN ANKARA
excuse me i asked you a question could you please answer it
UNLIMITED ISLAAAAAMMMM!!!!
>I'll try escaping, that's a good trick.
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>Having a PM and President
How and why?
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Bicameral systems in republican democracies mean you get a PM and a President (head of state)
Your head of state is Queen Elizabeth II
NO this cant be! I'm in charge here!
i have le high ground xdd
do u feel in charge??????
So he got into plane to get high ground
a genius
we have a PM and a Queen you dip
Fuck off, turkroach. No-one cares what you or your arthropoid father think.
>monarchy
>current year
fuck off ignorant leaf troll
don't you have anyone else to give you attention?
>(you)
if they're plausible, then they're not conspiracies, you dumb retard
you probably believed 9/11 was a total surprise and that it was a conspiracy to think otherwise. Then your dumb shit got owned by the commission.
roaches have queens too dont they
In the name of the Democratic Republic of Turkey. You are under arrest.
penis
>I can't into Google
post your tits or gtfo
>germany having brown eyes
reeeeee