Imagine not having an elf bf
Imagine not having an elf bf
Kayden Moore
Carter Moore
Imagine putting some sticks up that hippie cunt of yours
Noah Long
he would sing you songs, give you massages, feed you healthy foods and sit in your lap by the fire under some furs
That would hurt user
Samuel Jones
Not if you make it silky smooth
Hunter Hill
okay but like what if it broke
there's so many better tools for the job, like fingers, or silicone..
Gabriel Green
silicone...
Use nature
Also, tits or gtfo
Zachary Morris
Imagine being OP
Nathan Cooper
imagine not tapping that yeen poon
Austin Nguyen
Did you mean dick
Christian Nelson
I can imagine very well.
I would not want a boyfriend.
Females may be dumb, but males are just gross.
Jeremiah Taylor
Do not prey on others. Pray about them
Brandon Nelson
Fingers are nature
I don't have tits I'm a boy
it's kinda cool ngl
this guy gets it
Were not gross :(
i take very good care of myself I'll have you know
weirdly wholesome
Dominic Torres
post pp
Benjamin Kelly
show elf dong
Hudson Price
I cant properly shave and take care of my skin in the woods
Plus no internet
I'd have to pass
Unless...
He got me a large cat and some nice jewelry
Nathan Ortiz
autist literally larping in forest
Jayden Brown
yep. calling himself an elf, but wearing a leather belt and a fake some kind of animal skin... barely even sticking to the roleplay of what he's doing. its just a faggot who thinks he's american indian link or something.
Dylan Peterson
I didn't take any pp pics in this set sorry user
plus that's lewd and stuff
omg
who needs to shave when you've got the world around you and love at your arms
it's a lot of fun actually, I didn't think I'd enjoy it so much. I've come to be a sort of local Bard for my larp groups. I play my djembe on the battlefield when everyone's fighting and my guitar by the fires at night
v comfy
Landon Myers
Is there something off about a leather belt? I don't get it
plus, the fur isn't fake, it was my first cats hide - quite real I promise ^^
you don't even know what roleplay I'm doing so how can you know if I'm sticking to it or not?
user.. what are we gonna do with you
Nathaniel Nguyen
> I've come to be a sort of local Bard for my larp groups. I play my djembe on the battlefield when everyone's fighting and my guitar by the fires at night
god, you're horrible. you make a gay thing even gayer. those poor kids are embarassed enough at what they're doing without having to deal with a pervert just looking to dress up
Parker Rodriguez
>you don't even know what roleplay I'm doing so how can you know if I'm sticking to it or not?
exactly. youre roleplaying an autistic 2019 kid with a dumb fetish. cool roleplay.
Jace Hernandez
I like being hairless
I dont do it for others
Either a cat and elf jewelry
Or nothing at all
Nathaniel Nelson
youre the pamperchu of the forest, closet pedo as well I assume
Ayden Cook
people I don't even know come up to me and tell me how much they enjoy my playing, so that's objectively wrong
you guys are super aggressive tonight what's going on
hmm
What if the cat runs away :(
hmmmmm
Andrew Martinez
Well it probably won't run away
I love animals( not sexually)
Plus would you have like a mental link with natural?
O and also would want a nice fur coat/ cape that's black
That would be sweet
These are my demands!
Hudson Peterson
>elf
>dong
Now who's living in a fantasy world?
Easton Reed
We all have a mental link with nature, but most people bury it under a whole lotta useless stuff they've learned
While I can't convince a cat to stay by me, I did have a bird land on my hand once ^^;
your demands are fair; please come into the forest
what did he mean by this
Ryan Evans
>people I don't even know come up to me and tell me how much they enjoy my playing, so that's objectively wrong
People who do that are humouring the autistic kid who dresses in furs in the woods claiming to be an elf. You absolute melt. Larping is pathetic enough, dont poison it with your stupid aspergers fetish. You guys poison everything and make it sexual because you lack fucking humanity.
Parker Cruz
Okay b is too angry tonight, I'm gonna abandon ship
i do hope you enjoy being angry about everything :(
Henry Ward
how pathetic, dont defend your pathetic pass time just run away. Stupid autist faggot.
Chase Sanders
That is indeed true
I guess I'd join then