BAL: Manny Machado to start at shortstop for O's
LAD: Dodgers still trying to unload Matt Kemp
MIL: Brewers make Lorenzo Cain signing official
KC: Royals, Alcides Escobar reach agreement
MIA: Nationals pursuing Marlins' J.T. Realmuto
MIL: Brewers acquire Yelich in five-player deal
LAD: Phillies are 'checking in' on SP Yu Darvish
TB: Rays ace Archer does not expect to be traded
BAL: Blue Jays showing interest in Chris Tillman
LAD: Yu Darvish likely to sign with team this week
NYY: Mets still view Todd Frazier as a possibility
TOR: Blue Jays finalize contract with Granderson
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1st for Nats
Reminder that Dodgers just let the great Marlins firesale pass by without grabbing any of their outfielders, and they'll sign Jeremy Hellickson or something because the ownership is actually cheap as fuck.
MARINERS!
Cubs!
Will Jake Arrieta win the HR title this season?
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Jasy
Sox
How much more free rent space are you giving to Jake's Pilate classes in your head this year?
I have fat, turtle hands and I root for 17 teams.
good for you
Only an acre or two.
>chris sales
Remember, the Who watched this video and went 'We should get that guy on the mound.'
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Nats
This Darvish signing situation is stressing me out. I want to Cubs to land him the way a fisherman lands a big trophy fish.
>LAD: Dodgers still trying to unload Matt Kemp
Teams know that eventually LA will end up releasing him so there is no reason to make a deal unless they pick up a ton of the money and accept a low-end return. It's a limited market of teams who want Matt Kemp enough to want to bypass picking him up off the free agent scrap heap.
if Darvish goes to Minnesota, can they win the division?
I don't think so, but it's a weak division overall so they may have a cleaner path to a wild card spot than Anaheim, Seattle, or Toronto.
they can win the division as is
They really aren't on Cleveland's level.
Cleveland is a broken husk of no-heart chokers, I'm afraid.
Beltre should go back to the Dodgers and win a ring there. He can back up Turner or something.
They won 17 more games than Minnesota did last year, they are returning largely the same team, and they don't have three question marks in their rotation. If Cleveland chokes again, you can bet it will be in the playoffs after having already won their division.
They could put one of them at 1B for a year and stick Bellinger in the OF.
Broo Darvish is going to the brewgods.
>Beltre should go back to the Dodgers
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>and win a ring there
pfft hahaha
>Boors think they're going to compete for the NLC.
Good job in doing nothing to address your shortage of starting pitchers which was the chief cause of your collapse against the Cubes last year.
I'm sure that stockpile of outfielders you have will address that. Oh wait, no sane team would trade a good starting pitcher for an outfielder, especially since the ones worth a damn on your team have a no trade cause.
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Lifelong no one cares
bad and dumb
You care friendo, otherwise you wouldn't reply.
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Lifelong no one cares
why, why, and again why
was their old one not dumb enough in some way?
You care friendo, otherwise you wouldn't reply.
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gotta market to the young fans so they can attempt to sign them to minor league contracts at age 13
Is Shatner a Mets fan?
Third time he's tweeted about this little fat girl and her prom.
>If Cleveland chokes again,
>If
kek
yeah kids love beige
Every single thing you post that isn't white noise rooting for your team is dumb as shit
Stick to white noise rooting for your team, stupid
Isn't he Canadian?
i'd really like to know where the nondescript goofy creature mascot thing started. we added this shitstain to our mascot group in 2002
Is that a bird?
its true taxomony lies somewhere between the nightmares of blind children and the pain we feel when a family member dies
I think this is worse. Why would they make a mascot that looks like a pedophile?
at least the shocker is a bale of wheat, which is a real thing. several mlb teams have these awful non-creatures designed by some brand agency asshole who has no idea what children actually like
Who can stop the Brewers????????????
Cubs, Cardinals, Reds, Pirates, the entire American League, the Economy of Chicago, the Cows of California, the...
what do children like wincinnati?
anything but plush freakshow corporate #branding hellspawns
dues status: PAID
The overall point is that Cleveland is still far ahead of Minnesota and will win the division. What happens after that doesn't really matter for this discussion.
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hey guys
i really enjoy shitposting and know almost nothing about baseball
is this a good general for me?
>cardinlels
Wait for spring training.
wheres that lifelonger that said he was gonna post a pic of a bunch of baseball cards from his team after he picked them up from his moms house?
Fuck off, we're full
all you need to know is that the dodgers choke like it's their job
Who is the most well-rounded player in baseball?
now this is an original and extremely important question. how would i quantify something like this as a rate?
>rags
>wait until 500 posts
>ctrl + f "well-rounded"
># of results/500
>insert- graph
>post on /mlb/
>masturbate to >you's
>reminder that whos fans have mostly gained traction around 1990to 2012, where they had the 5th best record
reckerposts per general (RPG)?
>reckerposts per general (RPG)?
What do reckerposts have to do with “well rounded”?
a pie chart for the first one
then a line graph as you get more data sets
They must have had a lot of world series wins during that time.
Who
>High IQ baseball
Here?
While the dodgers are still trying to unload Matt Kemp, i'm still trying to unload my load
>the Cows of California
me, i think. i'm trying to beat WAR with a monolithic league-average-comp rate that uses outs as a denominator
this 2bh
/mlb/ BTFO
most of mlb is out enjoying their saturday night
i hope shitposting isnt the highlight of your night
heh. yeah, you'd have to be a r-real loser to post on /mlb/ on a saturday nite
Sacrifice yourself to the will of our dance Tripfag.
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Shut up and...
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> views in the millions
enjoy your pleb youtube. meanwhile,
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>He doesn't know a classic from the old internet
For shame tripfag, for shame.
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>old meme posting
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Here's the correct version
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Calling that insanity
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>mcgigyas
Aw sheeeit
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>This general being so sinful and corrupt.
The ruling is just a presumption and obvious.
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>not posting real primus kino
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have this kino
>Calling that kino
Let me show you kino my friend.
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one of my favorite plate appearances in baseball history, friend
Kershaw > Clemens
mine too buddy
by god i miss nineties baseball
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Do Doyboys actually believe this?
(You)'re trying to stir up the seas when we're riding calm at full mast