/mlb/ general - DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT edition

BAL: Manny Machado to start at shortstop for O's
LAD: Dodgers still trying to unload Matt Kemp
MIL: Brewers make Lorenzo Cain signing official
KC: Royals, Alcides Escobar reach agreement
MIA: Nationals pursuing Marlins' J.T. Realmuto
MIL: Brewers acquire Yelich in five-player deal
LAD: Phillies are 'checking in' on SP Yu Darvish
TB: Rays ace Archer does not expect to be traded
BAL: Blue Jays showing interest in Chris Tillman
LAD: Yu Darvish likely to sign with team this week
NYY: Mets still view Todd Frazier as a possibility
TOR: Blue Jays finalize contract with Granderson

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1st for Nats

Reminder that Dodgers just let the great Marlins firesale pass by without grabbing any of their outfielders, and they'll sign Jeremy Hellickson or something because the ownership is actually cheap as fuck.

MARINERS!

Cubs!

Will Jake Arrieta win the HR title this season?

b2b

Jasy

Sox

How much more free rent space are you giving to Jake's Pilate classes in your head this year?

I have fat, turtle hands and I root for 17 teams.

good for you

Only an acre or two.

>chris sales

Remember, the Who watched this video and went 'We should get that guy on the mound.'
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Nats

This Darvish signing situation is stressing me out. I want to Cubs to land him the way a fisherman lands a big trophy fish.

>LAD: Dodgers still trying to unload Matt Kemp
Teams know that eventually LA will end up releasing him so there is no reason to make a deal unless they pick up a ton of the money and accept a low-end return. It's a limited market of teams who want Matt Kemp enough to want to bypass picking him up off the free agent scrap heap.

if Darvish goes to Minnesota, can they win the division?

I don't think so, but it's a weak division overall so they may have a cleaner path to a wild card spot than Anaheim, Seattle, or Toronto.

they can win the division as is

They really aren't on Cleveland's level.

Cleveland is a broken husk of no-heart chokers, I'm afraid.

Beltre should go back to the Dodgers and win a ring there. He can back up Turner or something.

They won 17 more games than Minnesota did last year, they are returning largely the same team, and they don't have three question marks in their rotation. If Cleveland chokes again, you can bet it will be in the playoffs after having already won their division.

They could put one of them at 1B for a year and stick Bellinger in the OF.

Broo Darvish is going to the brewgods.

>Beltre should go back to the Dodgers
.....
>and win a ring there
pfft hahaha

>Boors think they're going to compete for the NLC.
Good job in doing nothing to address your shortage of starting pitchers which was the chief cause of your collapse against the Cubes last year.
I'm sure that stockpile of outfielders you have will address that. Oh wait, no sane team would trade a good starting pitcher for an outfielder, especially since the ones worth a damn on your team have a no trade cause.
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Lifelong no one cares

bad and dumb

You care friendo, otherwise you wouldn't reply.
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Lifelong no one cares

why, why, and again why

was their old one not dumb enough in some way?

You care friendo, otherwise you wouldn't reply.
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gotta market to the young fans so they can attempt to sign them to minor league contracts at age 13

Is Shatner a Mets fan?

Third time he's tweeted about this little fat girl and her prom.

>If Cleveland chokes again,
>If
kek

yeah kids love beige

Every single thing you post that isn't white noise rooting for your team is dumb as shit
Stick to white noise rooting for your team, stupid

Isn't he Canadian?

i'd really like to know where the nondescript goofy creature mascot thing started. we added this shitstain to our mascot group in 2002

Is that a bird?

its true taxomony lies somewhere between the nightmares of blind children and the pain we feel when a family member dies

I think this is worse. Why would they make a mascot that looks like a pedophile?

at least the shocker is a bale of wheat, which is a real thing. several mlb teams have these awful non-creatures designed by some brand agency asshole who has no idea what children actually like

Who can stop the Brewers????????????

Cubs, Cardinals, Reds, Pirates, the entire American League, the Economy of Chicago, the Cows of California, the...

what do children like wincinnati?

anything but plush freakshow corporate #branding hellspawns

dues status: PAID

The overall point is that Cleveland is still far ahead of Minnesota and will win the division. What happens after that doesn't really matter for this discussion.

cardinals

hey guys
i really enjoy shitposting and know almost nothing about baseball
is this a good general for me?

>cardinlels

Wait for spring training.

wheres that lifelonger that said he was gonna post a pic of a bunch of baseball cards from his team after he picked them up from his moms house?

Fuck off, we're full

all you need to know is that the dodgers choke like it's their job

Who is the most well-rounded player in baseball?

now this is an original and extremely important question. how would i quantify something like this as a rate?

>rags

>wait until 500 posts
>ctrl + f "well-rounded"
># of results/500
>insert- graph
>post on /mlb/
>masturbate to >you's

>reminder that whos fans have mostly gained traction around 1990to 2012, where they had the 5th best record

reckerposts per general (RPG)?

>reckerposts per general (RPG)?
What do reckerposts have to do with “well rounded”?

a pie chart for the first one
then a line graph as you get more data sets

They must have had a lot of world series wins during that time.

Who
>High IQ baseball
Here?

While the dodgers are still trying to unload Matt Kemp, i'm still trying to unload my load

>the Cows of California

me, i think. i'm trying to beat WAR with a monolithic league-average-comp rate that uses outs as a denominator

this 2bh

/mlb/ BTFO

most of mlb is out enjoying their saturday night
i hope shitposting isnt the highlight of your night

heh. yeah, you'd have to be a r-real loser to post on /mlb/ on a saturday nite

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sacrifice yourself to the will of
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Shut up and...
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>He doesn't know a classic from the old internet
For shame tripfag, for shame.
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>old meme posting
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Calling that insanity
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>mcgigyas
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>This general being so sinful and corrupt.
The ruling is just a presumption and obvious.
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>Calling that kino
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one of my favorite plate appearances in baseball history, friend

Kershaw > Clemens

mine too buddy

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Do Doyboys actually believe this?

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