TURKISH COUP COMFY THREAD

GOOD LUCK TURKISH MILITARY

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first for Texas

1st for Asuka

Reminder that t*rks are the worst and lowest of all muslims, we call them roaches for a reason. Literally a sub-human species of genocidal, slaver scum.

Give them no mercy. All t*rks must die...

first for Boris Johnson saving the day

third for cuy and sipan

Oh shit, did the good guys (military) already lost?

>Select all images with commercial lorries
-_-;

Takbir

1st for Virginia

I hope it's a 50-50 split and they all kill each other.

sammy the liberator strikes again

First for removing

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

>Helicopters reportedly shoot at Prime Ministerial Palace in Çankaya as tanks approach

>Helicopters reportedly shoot at Prime Ministerial Palace in Çankaya as tanks approach

>MSNBC talking about how this new political climate will be a severe test for the next President
>have my apathy and disinterest in the total shitshow that is the presidential election pierced for one second
>realize WW3 will be faced with either Trump "there is a carrot-colored parasite growing on my head" or Hillary "I am actually Satan" helming this nation

How fucked are we if happenings actually continue? Will we have a president ever again who doesn't make you want to crawl into a hole and die?

tanks in 1 minute.

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God speed roaches. God speed.

Are there any Turks online or has the whole country been put on lock down?

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ARE THE RUSSIANS behind this

>Oh dear

LUL

ERDOGONE

WHAT'S THE NEXT PHASE IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>youtube.com/watch?v=HmjCkjtWzD4
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>youtube.com/watch?v=HmjCkjtWzD4
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>youtube.com/watch?v=HmjCkjtWzD4

Who exactly does the coup represent?
Budz w/ Trump?
[I hopes!]

Dubs amd erdogan death is livestreamed

İt's going to fail guys.
Erdoğan just appeared on tv, and not from a smartphone.

Best plot

Asuka, cuy, sipan, removing, and Virginia BTFO

Texas wins again.

Cobra vs Cobra
F16 vs F16
That would be something

Do you feel in charge?

Any good livestreams?

Guy on RT youtube stream saying bombing around Ankara

may have to stay up tonight and get comfy

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Wait so who's winning?
Should I be /comfy/?

Western media are saying it is old footage.

When will they get rid of that terrible mudslime flag?

behead those who insult Texas

apparently police is fighting military

Hope he gets a little tank and drives beside them

It's going to be rough going.

Currently Erdogan is on TV, he's calling for public protest, the TV channel broadcasting military declaration is off... I'd say this will be a major turning point for Turkish Army, maybe Nato no more

when da ex calls

>Military gets tired of Erdoroach and his caliphate shit
>kick him out
>govern until elections can be held in relative peace
>people go to the urns
>vote for another muslim

Yes, KGB in charge for that

You done talking or should I shove my cock down your throat to shut you up?

>watching news with fiance
>see coup in Turkey
>let out a gleeful laugh
>she now thinks I'm a psychopath

Lel, fuck her

This is pretty boring, I want to see mass casualties

British contingent inbound to defuse the situation and restore order...God speed Boris!

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Anti Muslim Soldiers vs Turkeys pro Muslim government and president.

Civil war then.

The Russians are barely behind their own economy, this just seems to be your average Turkish transfer of power.

Vote, I want to know who Sup Forums prefers. Though I have a good idea.
strawpoll.me/10755654

GOOD LUCK ARMY
MAKE TURKEY GREAT AGAIN

Butthurt bulgarian.. you were cucked by them, get over it alredy.

CRASHING THIS CONTINENT

It's always the russians

Turkish military are shooting at the priminster's palace right now apparently.

>t. roach diaspora

Die achmed you satan spawn

Kebab is removing itself!
This is to good to be true

GAISE

Jesus

What will the nwo do?

Will Obambam and Merkel send drones? The thought of the interference really is frightening me.

>Koksal running in circles swinging a garden rake at armed soliders

lel

Ganbatte your best military kun!

you have absolutely no idea what's happening in turkey

it's just like the previous coup, backed by america

erdogan didn't do these things for the military

there's literally no reason for the military to do this coup if erdogan complies

the military has always been on america's side, the previous coup prove this

STAY SAFE ROACH

youtu.be/ZeAE3EIm0Qs?t=25

YES

Is there anyone Merkel won't backstab?

you are a shame for your people

This faggot speaks the truth, fuck them all.

I take it there's already been memeing about him on this?

I mean I don't understand how you could link Hyde to a military coup, but I'm sure there's some way it could be done.

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Why are they doing this?

Jesus Christ what in the world is happening

GUYS TELL ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?


IS THIS OTTOMANS 2.0?


KURD GENOCIDE HAPPENING?

"""""moderates""""" chimping out against the coup.

another question
are the police good guys or are they just erdogen's islam enforcers?

should we feel bad if they start getting wasted by the military?

Bomb near parliament

Actually, it's the jews

Roleplay

You be the army, let her be the government

:^)

she needs lighten up mate.

Unless she's turkish

> I invite airports.
code? or just bad google translate?

I'm uninformed, what exactly does it mean when people say that the military is secular?

Do they only let in non-Muslims or hwat?

Soon, i guess? (fear?)

It ain't like the military is gonna pack their shit up and go home. Be safe, might become a civil war

Good luck military. Fuck them Islamists

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Apparently explosions in Ankara and a military helicopter opened fire over Ankara.

>until elections
>implying

>sandniggers killing sandniggers

Must be a slow news day

top fucking kek

got a turkish apple tea for max comfiness

you're uninformed

rt.com/news/348562-putin-erdogan-turkey-pilot/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/13/turkey-suggests-it-will-normalise-relations-with-syria/

this is a coup orchestrated by america

whether or not the government is secularist or islamist doesn't matter, and the proof is with the islamist take over of iran

I doubt it. Turkish military has a history of couping and is largely pro-secular.

roachies roachies watcha ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you

Based Fürher

>GOOD LUCK TURKISH MILITARY

You are best goy!

The Turkish military is a 100x times more pro-NATO and pro-Israel than Erdogan and his regime.

They do not govern according to Islamic principles.

Kerry is in Moscow right now, isn't he?

It's in the US interests for people to think it's an islamic coup, even if it isn't.

I don't even bother with american news reports anymore. You never get anything worthwhile out of them, just regurgitated CIA/NSA/Executive branch propaganda.

Man. America is so fucking fucked from what it was 40 years ago.