Character makes a fat joke

>character makes a fat joke
>theater laughs
>silent moment later on
>seat creaks
>hear snickers behind me

kys fat faggot, losing weight is easy, drink water and stop chugging down liquid sugar and maybe fucking run a couple of miles a day you disgusting waste of air

You don't know my life asshole.

only people without self control get fat, you are weak, kys

>says the guy with a small appetite,a fast metabolism and a big dick
kys yourself you inconsiderate prick

it's literally not possible not to lose weight if you just stop chugging down liquid sugar and run, it's biologically IMPOSSIBLE to not lose weight, maybe try it and stop being a fat FAGGOT

Do you feel the pressure? Stop crying about it and do something you fat piece of shit.

stop being fat then you fat piece of shit

lardo

Hang in there OP

rejoice fratends

>eat 10000 calories a day and dont move at all
>why am I fat guys ugh im a victim!
remove fatties

hello

Stop being a fat cunt.

Except my head starts hurting if I don't get an energy drink and a liter of soda a day and running feels like shit.

because you chug so much liquid aids that you are addicted to it, and of course running feels like shit you stupid faggot

>mom wants me to come with her to see La La Land
>get to theater early
>she wants to sit in middle but I can't fit without sides pressing on my thighs
>ends up sitting with me on the side in handicap seat because it's wider
Luckily nobody else needed it but a couple people gave me stinkeye after the movie was over.
If only they knew how lucky they were.

>Fat jokes on a 2017 movie

>be fat
>don't go outside
>die slowly
>no problems

cheer up op go eat something and feel better

Fat people should be sterilized tbqh.

>m-muh metabolism
>muh fat genes

There were barely any fatties a hundred years ago so I'm not accepting any excuses.

how fat do you have to be to be considered fat in USA these days?

>asshole chad coworker paralyzes himself speeding on his stupid motorcycle
>probably drunk or high when it happened
>all the girls at work help him and give him sympathy
>company gives him best parking spot

>be me
>overweight due to hormonal issues and depression
>already starting to have join issues due to weight
>feel winded walking across parking lot and up the stairs (they comment if I use elevator)
>no sympathy or help, have over heard them commentating on my weight in break room a couple times
I fucking hate this world.

clinically obese

>literally not possible not to lose weight
Most fatties are resistant to both insulin and leptin and that hinders weight loss and encourages weight gain, that's why it's even possible for them to get to 300+ lbs, their bodies literally can't release fat and can't stop making new fat cells either.
That's also why a lean faggot won't get fat on fatty food, only on carbs btw.
That said, all you have to do is starve yourself for a week and the hormone imbalance will get fixed, but show me a fatty who won't throw a fit if you tell him to to skip one meal, let alone a week worth of food.

You have to wean yourself off slowly then you fat fuck

Do you see those my 600 lb life posts all the time?
Well that's how

muh niggnogg

>my head starts hurting if I don't drink a liter of soda a day

>tfw 6ft 170 pounds
Feels pretty good

>tfw 6ft 145 pounds
You seem fat, unless you're muscley.

>go to food court
>order large curry from A Taste of India
>beef vindaloo fucking nummies
>brown stringbean behind the counter says "I hope you enjoy"
>fucking immigrants stealing jobs
>walk up to the cinema
>order my tickets, choosing my seat specifically to be at least 1 chair away from anyone else so I can relax
>walts past ticket checker
>"Hey I need to check your ticket"
>laugh and apologize "you win this time kid"
>he looks at my steaming hot vindaloo
>"You can't take that in sir"
>laugh again "haha okay you got me this time kid"
>turn around and put the rectangular box under my shirt
>it feels really hot on my tummy
>walk to the room where they have the movie in at
>lights have already dimmed but I find the right row
>sit down in my specifically chosen seat
>what the fuck
>why am I so hot
>my dick feels so hot and wet oh my god
>realize curry tipped under my shirt and pants
>spicy vindaloo sauce is fucking everywhere, on my dick, my upper arms, the seat, the floor
>movie is starting
>don't want to sit through 3 hours and 7 minutes all sticky and hungry
>start shoveling vindaloos chunks out of my boxers and into my mouth
>it's too hot and I spit it all over the seat infront of me
>fuck it
>keep eating, I try licking vindaloo off my arms but it just makes it worse
>I now have curry on my nose, mouth and shoulders
>finish all the beef chunks I can salvage and enjoy the rest of the movie, keeping myself full with a bag of Maltesers
>lights come on
>everyone stares at me
>I only now know the full extent of my feasting
>there is brown stains over the whole area, it's sloppy and chunky and I have it all over me
>cross my arms to look like I don't care and leave

>this thread

hungry skeleton detected

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>tfw 5'11" and 250lbs
I have the worst kind of fatness where ALL of it is on my chest/stomach so I look like a regular guy who swallowed a beachball.

>due to hormonal reasons and depression

No matter how much chad tries, he's never going to get his legs back.
You on the other hand can decide to stop being a fat fuck whenever you'd like. Who knows, maybe it'll help with your depression.

>work as a forest technician
>walk 40km a day through cutblocks, swamps and the steepest shit while wearing 50 lbs of gear
>10 hour shift
>eating like a fucking madman just to get enough energy, bringing massive lunches and eating cliff bars while working
>several of my co-workers still somehow manage to be fat as fuck
I don't get it. How can somebody's genetics be THAT fucked up?

>I look like a regular guy who swallowed a beachball
Worst kind is the one it goes to your legs and ass, buying pants is a nightmare.

This tbqh

>some kid was shit talking me on Rust saying that he's 5'6 and weighs 110lbs and could beat me up

I've been looking to get into something like that, I'm doing boundary surveying now, how's the pay?

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they're probably eating salads that are 1 part lettuce 1 part olive oil, or they're drinking soda nonstop.
calorie density is an important consideration, if you're not getting enough from your food, eat fattier/sweeter food

Oh I didn't even mention the worst part, my legs are short as fuck and my torso is huge, even if I was slim I'd have a long ass body.

Fat bitch

what's the problem, just dit down and never get up, you'll be taller than most people who are also sitting down

>indian food

You must be a fat fuck if you can tell the brand of chocolate bar by the sound.

we need an equivalent of YOU CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM for this guy.

jej, savage

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You will still lose weight regardless of any conditions you have. Your body requires energy and food is how you get that energy. As for the skipping one meal, that is again just an issue of willpower.

>character makes a fat joke
>theater laughs
>i release a lengthy and pungent BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>everyone leaves and i get to enjoy the rest of the kino in peace

It's snigger you fat cunt, snickers is a type of candy bar.

>Character makes a virgin joke
>Right after, I have to walk to the washroom
>tfw the people notice my virgin walk and laugh

It's this real?

Is your mom fat too? Skinny moms with fat children are such a sad sight.

Fat moms with skinny kids is a worse thing. That means they steal their kids food

You're fucking pathetic, you fat oaf.

>hear snickers behind me
>snickers

pic related

Are you the Canadabro who had the threax thread yesterday where anons kept asking you to identify trees?

Not him but I have an efficient metabolism, I eat something and my body will squeeze every single calorie out of it and store it.
Meaning I get fat really easily. Native yeans, 'western' food blows me up so fast you wouldn't believe it. You have to adapt by not eating.
That's right, don't eat. Fuck everything you've heard about eating a bunch of small portions throughout the day to kick start your "metabolism". It's bullshit

Skip breakfast and control yourself by any means. Your diet is a total mess, it's wrong so become a vegetarian for the sake of losing weight. This will force you to take in less fat

Maybe when you've learned enough and have cut your weight down to where it should be you can go back to eating meat at moderate levels.

This goes for you too

Stop drinking beer

Losing weight is easy, making it look good is the hard part.

Lmaoing @ all you skinnyfat wastes of life

>work as a forest technician
I read that as foreskin detective

BECOME AS GODS

>yfw left is considered thin in america

Fuck no

>virgin walk
I thought this was exclusive to girls

>americans drink nothing but fizzy drinks and wonder why they are obese
>americans refuse to drink their tap water so have to buy bottled water

Tap water makes frogs girls.

will this still work if i eat one of these every day?

I'm American and my roommates refuse to drink the tap water and it makes me furious

First one to lose fifty pounds gets to stay on my aircraft.

CAN'T CHOW WITH NOW

this is me :(. I am weak and want to die

Tap water tastes like chlorine

If you're keeping track of your caloric intake and this fits in your daily recommended amount, then sure.

I'm obese and I don't drink anything with sugar, only have water and diet soda ever since I got over 270. I cut out fried foods and potato chips, don't eat candy, and I try to minimize carbs when possible. And I still can't lose any weight.

Fuck this gay earth

Just get a brita.

>going from skinnyfat to skinny
Wow what a fucking acomplishment

Do you count your calories?

underrated

>Except my head starts hurting if I don't get an energy drink and a liter of soda a day

Switch the energy drink and cola for black coffee, and slowly drink a little less each day.

List what you eat and drink on an average day. Be honest.

Right is still skinnyfat

Is /rk9/ reeking?

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>fatkino threads bring out all the butthurt 20 year olds who weren't hot in high school and take it out on this board because occasionally someone tells them their dipshit, young opinions don't hold water
Call us back in your 30's you sad little half-bullies

He would need to use Bane's plane

breakfast: piece of toast and some fruit
lunch: meal replacement shake (~200 calories) cashews and grapes, same thing every day
dinner: some sort of meat usually chicken but sometimes fish or beef, rice or potato

fassbender has that and he's doing fine

>He falls for the metabolism meme.
What's next you fat sack of human garbage, is it genetics?

2bh if i was american i'd refuse to drink tapwater too.

god only knows what the fucked up US government puts in the water supply next to all the flouride.
Look how fucking stupid all of them are

It taste fine I just don't understand

he's right though

I don't see a difference

this. He looks literally exactly the same, except in one of the pictures he's flexing his non-muscles

cut the carbs, eat some goddamn vegetables. jesus christ

potato doesnt count

>Be honest.
*sweats loudly*