We all have secrets... let's hear 'em

We all have secrets... let's hear 'em.

I'll start. Last weekend I fucked my wife's 12 year old cousin. She was staying with us while her parents were out of town. She's very well developed for her age and while my wife was at work she got into bed with me only wearing her underwear. I woke up and she was right there and told me she liked me and asked if I would ever want to kiss her because she hadn't kissed a boy yet. I'm not sure what came over me but we started making out. I got rock hard almost instantly and she grabbed my cock and started stroking it. So I started fingering her and she got soaking wet and asked me to fuck her. So I did and blew a massive load inside her little pussy.

We ended up fucking 4 more times while she was with us. It was amazing.

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I had anonymous sex with my sister-in-law.

Fucked a nigger woman and came in her butt.

I massacred 16 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '86.

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Enjoy prison, fucking pedophile.

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I was the first to create raccoon memes.

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My sister and I had sex when we were teenagers.

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I sometimes grab a new bottle of water before I'm done with the last one

lucky nigger

You're a fucking monster.

The wife had told me she thought the girl had a crush on me. Turns out she was right. She instigated every instance of sex. I won't pursue it anymore. But it was hot while it lasted.

Similar but I took control of it at the tail end and came out ok for it.
>started Voyuering all of my wife’s hot friends and family
>got really confident but always wanted “more”
>finally got my chance to tryout “interactive Voy”
>friends b day, he and his wife got black out drunk
> filmed a fun night with his wife, and voyuered her morning shower
>captured way more than I bargained for, got to see her try to figure out why there was a giant load oozing out of her
> then I got hooked, and started refining my methods
>did it to the SiL next, then her BFF, then her cousins
> then I ran into a girl that not only figured it out, but was into it
>got scared and quit altogether
Just glad I came to my senses before it was too late

Wife actually whored me out a few months back to her 19 year old cousin who was complaining about how her boyfriend had cheated on her and she hadn't gotten laid in a while. That was amazing. The girl is a god damn smoke show too. The only rule was my wife wanted to watch me fuck the cousin. So she laid on the bed next to us and masturbated while we fucked and commanded me to cum inside her cousin. (Turns out she'd bought a Plan B just for the occasion.) That was honest to god the hottest sex of my life. My wife is fucking great in bed, so I'm not complaining. But having her tell me what to do to her cousin was incredible. We're all going on a vacation together in a few months, I imagine we're going to have a couple threesomes while we're there.

I fucked my best friend's daughter at a New Year's Day party. We'd been drinking and getting flirty. We snuck away into an office and fucked on the floor. I pulled out and nutted all over her face. It got in her hair too which made things interesting when we rejoined the party.

You’re fucking horrendous I hope you rot in prison

Careful man. Preteens are moody as fuck and love to tell their friends about shit they've done.

I've had a run-in with a 15yos parents who threatened to call the cops on me for being with their daughter. The dad was a total bro about it and admitted he feels like he's to blame, because he let's her get away with too much shit.

He asked me for $350 to replace her phone, since he broke it in a rage when he found the texts and pics between us. He threw it at a wall or something.

Anyway, we sat down and talked it out. He asked me where I had met her (Plenty of Fish) and asked if I knew she was 15. I told him the truth, I thought she looked a bit young to be 18 but some girls develop later than others so I just figured she was like that. In reality, I knew because she told me. She was just barely 15 at the time we began flirting.

So we did an image search using her profile pics, and it turns out she had several other profiles floating around online too, all claiming different ages and stuff.

>Bro you got catfished

No, I got pussy. Met her in person. Lived almost two hours away.

Long story short, preteens and regular teens don't really delete their history and love to brag.

Be on the look out, man. Best of luck to you.

Yeah, not intending to do anything else about it to be honest. It was a lapse of judgement, she was hot, grabbed my cock and it was like lights out in my head.

qw

>that file name
>it’s the 15th

user is not a smart summerfag.

Before my girlfriend and I started dating, I fucked her best friend on her bed next to her while she was passed out drunk. She still has no idea.

When I was 17 I drove over eight hours to meet up with a chubby emo girl I met online because I was so fucking desperate for love. She was 14, and it was like a month before my 18th birthday so I basically had no option. And man, the sex was fucking amazing. To date, top 5 ever.
Except then she insisted I also have sex with her friend, who was even larger and even more emo. It was repulsive. I could barely keep it up, much less cum. I fucking bailed out of there two days early.

After ghosting them for months she texted me saying that she was pregnant. I called bullshit and acted tough but ultimately blocked everything and changed my number. To this day I don't know if she was serious, or got an abortion or what. I spent six years afraid of the call from Maury, but it never happened.

No one knows. Not even my wife.

My wife's parents are both dead and her 12yo younger sister have been living with us since she was 10. Her parents's death made her a total wreck, girl is totally vulnerable, I have been fucking her for 6 months, even tag-fucked her with a friend once.

OP here. See, I would draw the line with anyone who is emotionally fucked. We could make the argument that all teen girls are fucking head cases. But when it comes to trauma I'm not sure I could go there. In my own case this kid is hella cute, crazy smart and basically very well adjusted. She doesn't get along with kids her own age (which is why she said she liked me, because I was older... early 30s). She wanted to kiss me because the boys in her school basically all think she's a nerd. Her mom is super restrictive with her. So I think she was acting out a little. The few times we fucked it was really a sweet and emotionally bonded thing. Honestly, I love the kid (not in a romantic way). And she wanted to explore her body with someone she trusted.

I would never have done it if she was all fucked up, if that makes sense. I'm not about taking advantage of a kid like that.

that's not gonna hold up in court

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I know it seems fucked up to some. But honestly, I kinda did her a favor rather than having her lose her virginity to some fucked up kid who probably wouldn't have given her as good a sex as I can with my experience. She's satisfied. I made sure she got off too. If anything I feel like I set her up to not have low expectations.

+1

tell it to the judge

Check out this guy thinking he‘s all that lol

FuCK = KcuF

I jacked off on my daughter's bare ass while she slept once.

I've got a lot. But no thanks raccoon. Not right now.

whomst amongst us

>Naruto

TELL THE RACCOON YOUR SECRETS, user

>No one knows. Not even my wife.
I know

maybe i'll repaint this sign to say "Welcome Coons".
Same thing.

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