I need tips to survive the next world war

I need tips to survive the next world war
I'm overweight with mood disorder, have no skills other than cooking and engaging in intellectual discussions.
What should I do user kun?

relax your mind and the answer will come to you

Me too. I haven't left the house in 2 years. All I have been doing was eating chips, drink soda and call people on the internet subhuman and non-white, WTF I am not ready for this.

>leaf
nigga we're both safe settle down.

You're both embarrassments to your nations.

mood disorder is BS you will eventually get diagnosed bipolar disorder

> Surviving
Someone sure isn't a true follower of Kek

Guess you could be the cook.

A right wing death squad still gotta eat.

It's simple mate. Cook.

You're Canadian, there is no chance that you will be drafted if that very unlikely thing happened in the first place.

Get ready to be a full time cook/food gatherer.
Your job will be to feed the people protecting your soft ass.
Make sure they are healthy enough to do their jobs.

Survive WWIII with one simple trick:

Stay at home.

Stop being a bitch
Lose weight
Learn to make fire and purify water
Learn how to farm
Learn how to influence people
Learn how to not get influenced by people

and so on

We're okay for now.

>Wake up at 5 or 6 every week morning besides Wednesday, work out for an hour
>Buy a gun, learn to use it
>Don't go overboard, but be ready

Work on your physical fitness. Learn some basic first aid.

I actually lost a ton of fat and increased muscle size, but what does that matter guns are still hard to get in cro

Convert to Islam.

I'm serious. If Islam wins, you'll be on the winning side. If the secular West wins, you won't be harmed either way.

Salam alaikum, my friend.

I'm getting really scared guys, I'm not ready for this. There are so many things I still want to do, I don't want the world to fall apart

>canada
>engaging in intellectual discussions
>engaging in any kind discussions

Watch bushcraft videos and other survival stuff, try to get out and camp to practice before the bombs falls.

this is just like in one of my Japanese Fallout animes

His last thread 404'd so he tried to make another. Sad

Stretch your anus and do what every other woman does in times of societal downfall - become an alpha man's bitch. Suck and fuck your way to protection.

Lose weight, pick up a craft hobby and then join the military.

>tfw the US and Europe are collapsing before our very eyes.

>Sweden
>shitty children's cartoon
>pro islam
I honestly don't think this is even bait, that's really quite sad.

>tfw the UE and Europe are collapsing before our very eyes

neat

Get a backpack, tent, sleeping bag, air mattress, and a good knife (check goinggear/other edc websites for gear recs). Keep a bag packed at all times in case of emergency. Start losing weight. Start buying vacuum sealed, ready-to-eat meals that will last you a few days. In extreme cases of happening, these are the only things that will keep you alive.

Always be prepared to go innawoods

Don't worry user, you can be a sissy cook for the army. Like the bitch you are.

They will start with autistic virgins like you on the day of the tope.

Don't worry about it. You'll either come out the other side a competent, driven individual or you'll die.

Not even going to read this thread. Just fucking kill yourself now.

Get guns. Even a fat slob who is emotionally unstable can shoot a gun. After you kill your assailants, you can talk as much about your bullshit political views as you want to their bloodied corpses.

You can make coffee in the general staff bunker.

>hey
>hey
>have you read evola?
>hey
>stay there I'll go get my copy and read it to you

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we can have none stop sex until the war is over op

>overweight
grats, you won't starve as quickly as others. And if you survive, the war is gonna help you with that weight problem

>"mood disorder"
happens when life is so convenient that you have no worries anymore. no highs, no lows, your brain is emotionally underworked so you feel like piss. War is gonna fix that too.

>you can cook
grats, that's gonna help you with your new life in which surviving becomes a daily challenge.

war is gonna fix your life m9

>day of the tope
average day in australia