>Be me
>Live in anus UK
>Be today
>In garden, digging veggie patch like mummys good boy
>Find grubby little grub grub
>Meatyaf.png
>Since I am autistic as all fuck I bring my new best friend inside the fucking house and into a jar
>Pic related
>Realise I need a name for this little fella
>Research and find out it may grow up to become a cockchafer (fucking kek)
>Glorious British 10 pennies for scale
>Dubs get to name
Be me
Nathaniel Roberts
Blake Brown
Eat it
Christian Perry
Fucking hell, that was quick.
Michael Bell
Feed it by giving it your cum until it grows up in to a cockchafer
Cooper Moore
first post is dubs, you better eat it faggot.
Logan Green
I expect timestamped proof or OP has the big gay.
Aiden Lee
Dubs gets to name it you fucking braitarted threehead gluttonous hamplanet
Jordan Carter
rip thread
Owen Peterson
Yes but 3 dubs on the first post is law
Oliver Miller
No, but please invite yourself to die
Parker Robinson
Looks like it's got one in the chamber. Squeeze it out wipe its ass and enjoy
David Cox
Pjotter the devouring meatyboy
Carson Johnson
Gaylord hankypankman
Colton Rogers
Chum bum the eater of cum
Jaxon Watson
>Glorious British 10 pennies for scale
Oi, wanker!! Do you 'ave a loicense issued by 'er Majesty's bureau of bugs an' creepy crawlies fer keeping that there insect in captivity? Because if you don't, we'll 'ave to fine you the maximum penalty under the law, we will!!
Xavier Lewis
And don't forget those trips
Brayden Moore
Gorgeous Geofry Gerfrid George
Brandon Foster
Because of that, the bugs name has to have officer in front of it.
Oliver Murphy
Ilfukuupbill the bug
Thomas Hill
I guess it's name is Eat It. Kind of a cute name for a cockchafer.
Eli Turner
Okay, Officer what?
Cooper Lee
Trips again
Charles Phillips
Trips have spoken.
Gabriel Perez
Destroyer of India and bringer of leaves Frank
Jaxon Flores
Bungy the bugg
Hudson Watson
I did my best
Maybe just : Hanz
Michael Carter
I really Wana help giving this buddie a name.
Maybe : rainbowsparkle
Angel Brown
Ileatyourasdautisticsissy
Brody Morris
I would like to know wtf a cockchafer is, and no I will not jewgle it
Eli Clark
A Fleshlight
Btw I think tyronemo would be a good name for little buggie
Jack Reed
On /an we got trips on 'quarter pounder with cheese'
I suppose thats OFFICER Quarter Pounder With Cheese, now. May his service to Her Majesty the Queen be ever dutiful.
Easton Gonzalez
EAT IT
Leo Phillips
Dubs and you burn it alive
Adam Sanders
Thats the most autistic name I have ever heard, please have a vasectomy.
Ayden Nelson
Rozman foxbron