What’s the worst thing you ever did?

What’s the worst thing you ever did?

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I egged some cars one time, I still feel bad when I think about it.
It must be horrible to just be driving along and then have an egg explode on your windshield.
I was a real dickhead kid

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Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I stole a girls nudes and guessed her fb password and posted them at 3am.......

Had a sex weekend with my stepmom and my sister. Knocked up my sister. Stepmom took her to get it aborted.

When I found out my girl was cheating on me, I decided breaking up with her wasnt enough. So I waited until her yearly trip to Denver when she would buy 10-20 grand worth of shit to bring home and sell.

Used things she posted on snapchat as visual evidence, filled out an anonymous tip form online, sent it off.

She got caught crossing the state line and got arrested. Along with her sister and aunt. They all got charged with felonies, and spent a nice long time fighting that shit in court. They all would up with felonies on their records, ruining their careers and tearing the family apart.

Plus side, now she let's me do whatever I want to her because without me she has nothing. And she knows it.

Helped my roommates girlfriend get an abortion

Bravo friend, bravo.

fall for the stem phd meme

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Let my best friends gf suck my dick while her boyfriend played video games in his bedroom. Was standing in the doorway while she leaned over the couch. He never even turned around.

Hooked up with this girl a few times per week for like 6 months. Ended up getting her pregnant. Found out she was living with her boyfriend (didn't know she had one, but it explained a lot in retrospect.) She ended up having the kid and they're raising it now.

>zoomers wont get this reference

Sounds like a really shitty relationship.
Congrats?

what type of stuff did they buy?

>Had a sex weekend with my stepmom and my sister. Knocked up my sister. Stepmom took her to get it aborted.

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how did it start?

Dude.... come on.

Fucked my roommate’s girlfriend for a few months.
>be me 24
>skinny lanky 4/10 face
>roommate is average looking
>his girlfriend is 7/10 usually ignores me
>she spends the night often and my roommate goes to work early
>one day I’m in the kitchen getting some food and she is staring at me
>I was in my boxers and had some major wood
>the only good thing I have going for me is that I have a huge donger
>she teases me about it and continues to do so when my roommate isn’t around
>I don’t say anything because I’m beta asf
>eventually she makes her move and straddles me while I’m sitting on the couch
>I get insta wood and she grinds on me
>she asked me if I wanted it and I said yes
>she rode me until I came then we continued to fuck the rest of the morning
>this continued almost daily until I moved out at the end of that semester
It was seriously the best time of my life. I used to consider him my best friend but in reality he was my only friend.

Yea if I ever have kids I'm definitely gonna DNA test. My hair Is pretty unique though I would have a pretty good idea

>My hair Is pretty unique though

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Had a two year affair with my wife’s best friend. Had sex with her nearly every other day. Left my wife and took everything in the divorce leaving her with nothing. She was devastated

Yeah, I don't know what I'll do if they get a DNA test that points it back to me. I did one of those family DNA things a few years back at the suggestions of a family member, so it'd be pretty exciting if they did that shit and matched with me.

Get a kid who had a crush on me at a vacation resort to let me bust in her mouth.

Lol fucking kek.

Cheated on my girlfriend of 6 years with this petite 16 yo Latina. Wanted to do it before i got to old for Rome Juliet laws. She blew me in my car in a parking lot (pic related my gf)

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Your and her age?

No, the worst thing you did is that pic. :puke:

I didn't die.
I'm back for Revenge, This Fall on the CW.

That's not blood
I've gotten into fights before but nothing to terrible.

Johnny? Is that you?

Yeah i wanna know

Tell me asshole

I was 17, she was 11

jumped 35 feet, almost died

I push for abortion reform to allow many people to have abortions who would have never considered it, I genuinely hate children and the more abortions I can convince people to get the happier it makes me.

Think retard. Illegal in some states but not in Colorado? Fucking weed. Fucking Mississippi mouthbreathers.

I slashed tires and spray painted a lot of dicks and swastikas on cars and buildings

Only niggers and libtards smoke weed.

I was like 8. Following some other kid, being bad. Clotheslined a bicyclist with fishing line. Found out decades later it fucked up his throat and life.

I burned down a new church in my town.
They could not prove my guilt, lol.

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How am i the retard? Because im not a filthy marijuana smoker? Kys

Proof?

greentext. Now.

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well shit, dude

Well that was the worst attempt at bait I’ve seen

kill yourself faggot

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Doing God’s work user

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Feels bad, man.

would make fun of a girl's ribs....she eventually got plastic surgery

She was always flirting. Basically she was fed up with being ignored for video games. Showed me her tits, so I pulled it out and she just went with it

There is no god fiy.
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what did she do with all the old ribs?

Oh, I also fucked a couple of 15 year olds when I was 19, and they had just turned 15. Actually, one I just got a blowjob from and fucked her a year later when she called me out of nowhere and asked me to take her virginity.

I married my wife

I also dumped my gf for her best friend.

I feel your pain.

IDK, She went back to mexico and when I saw her again she had different ribs

I have sex fantasies about my cousin who I also see as a mother. I don't like myself very much.

wym

D a n k l e g a l m a r i j u a n a

>Staying at lake house
>Family rents house down that shares our dock
>She keeps hanging on the dock whenever I’m kayaking
>Pretty obvious she’s crushing on me
>After a couple days her parents trust her to kayak alone when I’m close by
>Challenge her to race to the island on the lake
>Beat her by a mile, but that’s not the point
>When she gets there I test out her limits by “fixing” her life jacket
>Escalate
>She lets me kiss her
>Next day we do it again
>Try my luck and drop my board shorts
>She’s hesitant but sits on a log and starts sucking like it’s a candy cane
>End up jerking myself off on her tongue

are you sure it wasn't a different mexican with fewer ribs? they all look kinda the same

Holy shit I could be here all day.

As a kid I used to love lighting shit on fire. Only got caught once and blamed my friend who was with me. His mom made him sleep in the yard all summer lol.

I had a vasectomy. I’ll regularly sleep with women and use condoms that are too small on purpose and when they break I’ll nut inside them. I’ll just leave with no explanation. Idk why but it’s so fun.

What was even the point of saying you had a vasectomy

Im very good at hiding it. I feel absolutely nothing for anyone besides my parents and animals I like. My whole life I just end up using people and feel no remorse or empathy for almost everyone. Resulting in nasty things.

Now why would I publicly confess to something really bad?

Like Denise Walmsley once told me

You know how three people can keep a secret?

If two are dead.