Dude I don't get incels. I've been living in a camper, jobless, not good looking, 220lbs and broke. My neighbor brought back my brother's dog last week when he dug a hole to escape his backyard. He wasn't home, so she knocked on my camper.
We talked for a bit, had nothing in common. I'm a 33 year old boomer who hides in a camper all day land she's an outgoing 22 year old. She said she was bored, so I invited her to hang out in my camper and watch pirated shows and shit. She tells me she'll come back later.
I clean up my shithole camper and dump out my 20 piss bottles. Throw away the trash, hide all evidence of being a fucking psycho weirdo, etc.
She comes back and we watch American Horror Story 1984. Cuddling and shit. We aren't even halfway into the 2nd episode and she starts deep throating my cock. I'm average size, nothing magical there either. I'm on high doses of antipsychotics so I can't even get hard. So I pinch the base of my dick and stuff it inside of her bareback, then fuck her with my soft (not limp, soft) cock until she cums twice. I don't cum.
As she's leaving she tells me she has a boyfriend... a black boyfriend. I jerk off to a lot of cuck/sissy porn and I just ironically cucked a black guy and alpha fucked her to orgasm twice with my soft dick. What the fuck even is reality anymore.
Anyway, I tell her I blacked out and beat the shit out of my ex-girlfriend back in Jan. I went to jail and then a month later was committed to a mental ward for a bit. I figure that little bombshell mixed with her guilt of cheating on Tyrone or whatever, probably meant this was a one time lapse in her judgement. She was just needy and lonely.
She came back over and we fucked like 4-5 times over last week, with her boyfriend 200 feet away on the other side of the alley. I can look out my window and wave at them looking at theirs if I wanted to.
Anyway, she's probably pregnant now so that's hilarious. Wait for that white baby to pop out, huh? Awkward.