/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

80s Edition

Other urls found in this thread:

companionsescorts.com/models/#/mandy
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

anime

anime

Nu-males aren't people like you and me

I love america
I love the american life style

Stop wearing white socks. There's not a single situation where black/dark brown socks wouldn't serve you better.

not anime

decided to play video games while streaming naked camwhores instead of going to work today

...

Stop posting your opinion. There's not a single situation where other people's opinions wouldn't serve you better.

HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU?
I WANT TO KNOW

I bought a Schuko to Swiss plug adaptor today.

what

*blocks your path*

Norway can into canyons too!

...

Racial tensions are pretty much the cornerstone of US-American identity

The animu picture here said
>Ill listen to whatever you have to say, no matter how boring it is

>switzerland has it's own plug

jesus fuck stop trying so hard

anyone notice how Garfield's dialogue is always in thought bubbles, indicating that he's not actually talking to John
John still seems to understand it though, so it's like he's a figment of John's imagination

Schuko is oversized desu.

I must have masturbated at least 6 times today.

where's the fun in that

This is not an opinion. This is a fact. Black socks will fit any occasion and aren't prone to staining. Unless you're a socks+sandals wearing kraut then you don't need white socks.

don't steal my pic, thank you

can't understand how people manage to jack off more than twice per day

Its not fun it's a problem

once in the morning before work and once at night before bed is all you need

you must be shooting blanks by now

...

People who jack off more than once a day are mentally ill

stop wanking bud

>jacking off
Wow

But my penis is hard

i fap more than once a day

when was the last time you nut on a chicks ass

I am a little afraid someone could steal this picture from me.

you're mentally ill

;)

Please stop posting picture of me, thank you

>Why yes, I am a firm believer in white supremacy

Feel like stealing a picture.

Never

this is the root of the problem

racism is rarely unjustified

Can you help me?

Don't

...

ENOUGH
PREPARE UR BOIPUCC

yes, where do you live? I can find a nice escort and you get to nut on her ass

Salt lake city
Thanks man

I have a thick full head of hair and noone can tell me otherwise

>see post I don't like
>report it using 10~ different proxies
>it gets deleted

*starts the attack helicoper engine*

White athletic socks are cheaper than black ones.

>don’t fap for a week
>incredibly horny
>have a fap, bust a huge nut
>don’t wanna have sex anymore

Hmm.. so this is the power of pornography

worried i'll never have a gf

companionsescorts.com/models/#/mandy

nut on this chick's ass

they're all 150/h flat

it's a worthy investment

Why has the kraut been so goddamn antagonistic lately?

Nice thanks man. gonna ask my dad for some money
I need to do this

He's been friendly imo

miss laying in bed all day with a significant other

...

just show him this pic and say "dad i know this is a bit awkward but i need 150bucks so i can lose my virginity to this chick."

he WILL understand

...

I don't remember giving your permission to save the picture, bud. Please delete it.

Make me, pussy.

there's some girl who I have no idea who she is but she keeps posting about her kids on facebook and she's pretty much the only person I ever see on my feed these days

When are we going to get robo gfs

He's super religious but I'm sure I can get $100 out of him I just need to think of a good lie.

Just had a wank ans I immediately regret it

the day after you commit suicide

religious or not, he knows that a man needs to bust a nut sometimes

jesus christ the is the worst fucking general ever

lol
Maybe I'll let him know after I do the deed

But I won't have a robo gf

no but everyone else will

there

Are Asian women the queens of the planet?

wtf does this even mean

How hard would it be for me to be a not gay male escort

t. white girl

Is that your boyfriends pov or what?

are you good looking and fit?

no :(

then you already know the answer
why even ask such a stupid question

I don't know how to drive

Fuck you you dumb bitch. I can easily get fit.

Good to be back lads. Done serving my ban after EXPOSING inferior euros. Am traveling and thus relegated to phone posting. Circumventing the ban proved unideal had to do hard time

Would you rather live in the UK or in North America? You are allowed to choose the city/town in either.

>lads


kys

North America

NA, easiest choice of my life

North America. You really set yourself up poorly. UK is nice but NA is very large with many choices and options

>I can easily get fit
you can, but you won't, because you're a lazy entitled piece of shit
kys

Precisely why I say lads. Immediate asspain, normally not from fellow Americans though

uk

>kys

kys

y

s

no chicanos

Silly decisions. What could be better than a small cottage in the Lake District?

Sensible chap, I'd be willing to bet that you're very talented and successful, and probably very attractive too