*picks up phone

*picks up phone

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*licks paw*

>"Alf."

>yeah, i'll have an ally puss steak with a side of pussyslaw
>what!? you don't have ally puss steak or pussyslaw?!
>*slams phone*
>hey willie.
>what is it alf?
>do you mind if i eat kate's pussy?

...

Pick up the phone Baby. (ohh yeah)
I know you're home baby.

kek

who is this?
can i get a fast description?

youtube.com/watch?v=t4IsUqclKUE
What did he mean by this?

hey enquirer how much do you pay for gay celeb sex tapes?

>hey willie!
>yeah, alf?
>what the fuck is this!?
>does kate know?
>oh god, alf! no, kate doesn't know about this!
>hey, kate!
>shhh, alf! gimve me that!
>*alf runs to kate and willie's bed room with tabloid with willie chasing him*
>*alf bursts in waving the tabloid of willie smoking crack and taking the bbc*
>*alf stops what he is doing due to the shock of what he sees*
>*willie catches up and lets out a gasp and a shriek*


someone else finish what i started, please.

>Willie, what is all this?
>Kate, honey I swear I can explain... I was at work one time, someone offered me this pipe, i didn't know what he put in that pipe...
>alf: well we sure know what he put in you, AH HA HA HA HA

90% of Sup Forums isn't old enough to have watched this show on TV.

You can still rent/buy/pirate it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuAYSqYt-os

>to alf and willie's surprise, kate and lynn are double teaming brian.
>willie drops to his knees and starts weeping.
>alf just stands there. looks at the tabloid. looks back at the scene taking place in the bed.
>lynn stops fucking her brother, with her 7inch strapon, turns to see alf and her father at the doorway.
>she smirks and continues to fuck brian while holding her gaze on the two in shock.
>the orgasm kate was experiencing subsides and she finally notices she now has two new spectators.
>she gets off brians face and rummages around in the nightstand.
>brian just lays there and takes the rubber dick like a champ.
>alf decides to run just as kate finds the .38 she was looking for.
>willie, still on his knees sobbing like a bitch, looks up as kate pulls the hammer back.
>he manages a whimper just as kate puts a whole between his eyes.

*quick rundown

>lynn pulls out of brian and sits at the edge of the bed.
>kate sqauts down and leans against the bed.
>brian, rock hard from getting fucked by his sister and tasting his mom's sweet pussy juice, stands up, walks over to his fathers limp body leaning against the doorway.
>he stands there stroking his dick for a few seconds and then begins fucking the hole in his fathers forehead.
>kate and lynn cheer with glee and savageness.

>alf enters the garage moments after the gunshot.
>he looks around frantically.
>he notices he still has the tabloid in hand and throws it on the floor.

i'm loosing steam here.

>Your 93 years old and you don't know what ALF is?


>*click*

>off in the distance alf hears what he thinks are kate and lynn cheering like madwomen.
>"what the fuck kind of family is this?" he thinks to himself.
>"alright, alright. think alf, think!"
>"aha!"
>alf runs up the stairs next to the telescope and looks around.
>"i know willie keeps his nude mags here."
>as alf looks for the magizines lynn and kate walk into the garage stark naked.
>"alf." says kate
>alf stops what he is doing and cautiously looks over the edge towards kate.
>"i wanna fuck your brains out alf."
>alf faints.

>kate orders lynn to see if she can find what alf was looking for.
>lynn obeys.
>meanwhile, kate drags alf's body down the stairs.
>*thud*
>*thump*
>lynn: "how is he not waking up?"
>"its alf, lynn."
>"oh, right. duh."
>kate sweats her ass off lifting alf on the old couch there in the garage.
>she sits at alf feet just panting like a slut in a sauna, thinking about how she wants to fuck alf.
>"hey!" lynn says excitedly, "i think i found what he was looking for."

>kate: "great. lets see it."
>lynn holds up a stack of nudie mags.
>"why would alf be looking for these?" lynn says with a puzzled look on her face.
>"who knows. bring'em here lynn. let me see."
>lynn with a lustful gleam in her eye hurriedly gets to her feet and begins to descend the stairs when
>she trips over her own feet, heading head-over-heels down the stairs.
>"LYNN!" cries kate.
>lynn lands with a *crack* on the hard concrete.
>kate, in a panic, calls for brian.

>brian hears his moms call just as he unloads into willie's forehead.
>he takes off as quickly as he can towards the garage.
>meanwhile mrs ochmonek is doing the dishes ,with the record player blaring in the living room, and glances up and out the widow.
>to her surprise, she sees brian hauling ass across the yard to the garage.
>all see can focus on is his erect penis as she falls to the floor and begins to convulse.
>brian enters the garage and slips on a few of the nudie mags lynn dropped.
>his head hits the floor hard killing him.
>kate, now kneeling at lynn's limp body in tears, loosed all desire to continue on living.
>she puts the .38 in her mouth, pulls the hammer back, and squeezes the trigger.
>her limp body falls across lynn's fine naked, albeit, dead body.

I love ALF. When I heard they were making a movie it made me really happy but I haven't heard anything about that in years. I hope they're still making it

The call that saved Melmac

>mr. ochmonek arrives home about twenty minutes after kate shoots herself.
>all he could think about on the drive home was dinner and pussy.
>as he opens the door to the living room he notces the loud music and turns it off. all the while cursing under his breath.
>he hollers for raquel. no answer.
>it's then he notices water running into the living room from the kitchen.
>"what the fuck?" he says aloud.
>as he walks into the kitchen, the blood drains from his face ( and dick. he really wanted to pound raquel's 70yr old pussy ) as he is taken aback at what he sees.
>"RAQUEL!" he cries.
>he gathers himself enough to call 911.
>while he waits for the squad, he yells for willie and kate.
>no answer.
>"BRIAN! LYNN!" no answer.

what the fuck is going on here?

>just then jake comes barging in.
>"yo, uncle trev-"
>he lets out a shout of horror.
>"jake, run over and get the tanners! NOW!"
>jake takes off around the fence into the tanners side yard.
>he pauses, and notices brian's naked corps at the doorway.
>"oh my god!" jack says with a surprise and shock.
>he gets closer to peer into the garage and sees the bodies of kate and lynn.
>jake's inner demon stirs within him as he begins to pant and breathe heavier at the thought of fucking lynn and kate's lifeless bodies.

i don't think that's very true anymore, maybe ten years ago it was all college kids and below but now it's riddled with old pervs, middle age donald redditors, and 30 somethings who never moved on.

>he makes his way towards them, carefully stepping over and passed brian.
>"wow. those tits. you gals are so beautiful."
>he rolls kate off of lynn.
>"damn. that ass mrs. tanner. that is fine."
>as he positions kate's body on its back with the legs spread he hears the ambulance arrive and his uncle trevor frantically explain how he found the body.
>jake unzips his pants and pulls them down along with his briefs and kicks them off towards the couch landing on alf.
>jake positions himself as comfy as he can between kate's legs.
>his dick is hard as diamond and leaking pre-cum he's so excited.

>jake drills his erection deep into kate's corps.
>he keeps pumping and pumping.
>meanwhile mr ochmonek begins to make his way over to the tanners, since the ambulance has left. strangely, no cops have arrived at the scene yet.
>as he walks towards the tanners he hears what he thinks is jake in the tanners garage.
>"what the hell is that boy doing?" he thinks to himself as he gets closer to the garage side enterece.
>trevor then sees brian's lifeless body on the floor.
>"JESUS".
>"oh, no. no, brian. what happened?"
>trevor walks closer and halfway enters the garage when he notices his nephew fucking kate tanner's dead body.
>the shock trevor suffers from this sight is too much for him to handle.
>he feels his body get weak and shearing pain in his chest as he suffers a massive heart attack.
>he falls on and across brian as his last gasps for air labor his lungs.

>jake is totally oblivious to his uncles presence as he grunts and pants.
>with one last thrust he finishes fucking kate.
>sweaty and fatigued, jake gets up and sits back sitll between kate's legs.
>"wow, mr tanner. you're great." he says with a huge smile of satisfaction.
>he looks to lynn's body and smiles.
>"and you're next toots." he says happily.

>jake then notices his uncle trevor in his last moments of life.
>"yikes. thank god he kicked it. i won't need to listen to blabber mouths lecture. come to think of it, aunt raquel's niether."
>he decides he wants the time with lynn to be special. so he grabs his pants off of alf.
>"sheesh. alf's dead too? what the hell happened here?'
>"oh, well."
>he puts them on and drags the bodies of brian and his uncle trevor further into the garage and out of the way.
>"all right. now to get you into the house my darling lynn."
>jake checks the to see if the coast is clear.
>he doesn't see or hear anyone from the doorway so he makes his way further out, checking a wider area.
>no one.
>he goes to the side door of the tanners house and props it open with a kitchen chair.
>runs back to the garage and begins dragging lynn's body towards the house.

>"now listen here Brian, nobody needs to know about that camera I mounted in the bathroom for whenever Lynn is taking a shower.."

>"ALF! why didn't you warn me that you had a garbage bucket on top of the door! now I'll have to wash my hair all over again.."

"Look Bri, thanks to the miracle of closed circuit video we can now watch Lynn take a shower while also recording it on VHS."

>"I found the tapes ALF, this is the last straw.. I called the Alien Task Force."

>"No Bri I'm not kidding, Tacos are free in Mexico. Now floor it!"

>"Stop complaining Lynn, sure he had already mailed the tapes but hey you got a Playboy modeling gig out of it.."

You. Just. Know.

>alf, after being out for nearly 25 minutes, finally starts to come to.
>"ahhh.ohhh. waaah. oh man."
>he shakes his head to clear the groggyness.
>"what happened, where am...".
>with a look of surprise shock and confusion alf remembers what transpired up to the time of him fainting and then shrieks: "THE DILDO!"
>jake, hauling lynn's body through the kitchen, pauses when he hears alf.
>"uh oh. alfs alive!?"
>"he must have just been asleep on the couch!"
>"shit, he's going to think i killed everyone!"
>"think jake. what do you do?" he says to himself while laying lynn's body down gently on the kitchen floor.
>*snaps his finger* "i got it! mrs tanner had a gun."
>jake decides to hurry to the garage side entrance and look cautiously inside.

The call that saved Melmac.

...

"Oh Kate why did we ever bring him into the house? we could have just let the police handle it.. now Lynn is a stripper and Brian works for the cartels."
>"But what ever happened to ALF Willie?"
>"I don't know and I don't want to know!"

...

>"No it's true, it's like a dog's but bigger."
>"How much bigger ALF?"
>"Ever heard of "Mandingo" ?"
>"Lock the door..""

>he sees alf up on the landing looking for something.
>he makes his move towards the .38 on the floor next to the computer table.
>alf finally finds what he was looking for.
>"willie's 10inch dildo. i knew he kept it here with his nudie mags."
>jake, a bit confused at alf, lunges for the gun, smacking into the table and knocking the can of anal beads to the floor.
>alf turns quickly with the floppy dildo clutched tightly with both hands.

i'm almost finished, keep this thread alive.

HERE COMES MR. MEATLOAF

...

CALL THE POLICE CALL THE POLICE

Shame that Paul Fusco never decided to make ALF shorts on Youtube, you'd think that would have been a perfect way to keep the character alive."

we have these
youtube.com/watch?v=MZERfeh7n4Q

Anyone have pics of the set? I read it was a deathtrap

Oh god nooooooooooooooo

My childhood!

>"i didn't do it, alf. they were dead when i got here."
>"jake, calm down buddy. put the gun down and we can talk this through."
>"no! lynn's mine. do you hear me, alf? mine!"
>"wha-"
>alf doesn't get to finish his sentence as jake fires a single shot.
>*BANG*
>he missed
>both alf and jake are shaken at the sound.
>jake fires again.
>*BANG*
>alf sreams out in pain as the burning sensation of his ear being shot registers in his mind.
>jake stumbles back and slips on the anal beads.
>"whaoooah"
>he smacks the ground and fires another round into the electric box.
>the lights go out.
>alf, now filled with all the rage of a nelmekian warrior, lets out a blood curdling roar and the room fills with an otherworldly darkness and the door slams shut.
>"what the fuck is happening?" jake thinks aloud.
>the room is pitch black and eerily silent.
>then, alf squeezes the base of the floppy dildo activating it.
>the floppy dildo stiffens and a rod of blue energy extends from the dick hole.

pretty fucked up story man, i like it

>the room fills with the glow of the 3 foot rod of blue energy.
>jake is completely stunned at what is transpiring.
>alf leaps from the landing with the grace of a swan and lands hard on jakes chest, nearly crushing him to death.
>"jake my boy, you done fucked up." alf says with malice and determination.
>jake struggles to get a word out.
>"i know you didn't kill willie. kate did."
>jake is visibly puzzled as revealed by the blue glow.
>"but you tried to kill me, jake. and shot my fucking ear off."
>"now i'm going to kill YOOUUU!" alf roars with the force of top thrill dragster.
>the ground and garage shake form the force of darkness that emanates from alf.
>alf raises the lightsaber dildo high above his head with the energy rod pointing towards jake's face.
>with the weight of freight train, alf plunges the lightsaber dildo into jake's horrified and contorting face, as he, jake, knows this is the end. his last thoughts are of what might have been with lynn.
>waves of dark energy radiate from alf and the point of focus he has set his vengeance.

thanks. sceencap and share. i'm still going until the thread dies or i get writers block.

This thread is fucking gold

This is why I still come to Sup Forums

Is this how Alf becomes a Sup Forums meme?

>with jake dead, alf pulls the dildo lightsaber out of what is left of jake and takes a few steps back.
>"what is this power?" alf says aloud.
>at that moment, an inner whisper of knowing tells alf of the darkness, pain and suffering that has awakened within his soul.
>"it's the pain and suffering of an entire race."
>"you are the avenger. the judge, the jury. the executioner."
>alf begins to ponder on this inner wisdom as he switches the dildo off by squeezing the base again.
>as he relaxes, the supernatural darkness recedes back into alf and the inside of the garage is light by the afternoon sun peeking through the windows.

Beautiful.

holy shit his neckbeard is close to alf's

>the sound of sirens snap alf back to the present moment.
>alf peaks out around the side entrance door and notices the cops are in the ochmoneks drive.
>"i better get the hell outta here."
>alf scurries back inside the tanner house to look for the car keys, taking the chair propping the door open with him.
>he notices lynn's body on the floor and next to it is lucky.
>alf pauses stiff.
>the desire to that fucking cat stirs up the darkness again.
>lucky, sensing a strangeness, an evil in the air, turns towards alf.
>lucky freezes in fear. he knows this is it.
>"with lynn and willie dead, and brian and kate nowhere around, this fucker finally gets his meal." is what races through the, not so lucky, cat's mind.
>it's at this moment that he decides to speak aloud and tell that fuckin' alien jew just what he thinks.
>but it's too late. just as lucky opens his mouth to speak, alf pounces on lucky like a crazed lunatic. grabbing lucky's body with first his mind then his hands, alf crushes the cats body.
>alf bites luckys head off completely in one bite. crunching and chewing as if he was a starved bum from sesame street.

>meanwhile the cops walk into the ochmoneks house looking for the owners.
>"hello. sorry we're late."
>they check the house with no sign of the ochmoneks.
>"lets check the neighbors."
>"right"
>the two cops are surprised to be greeted by many of the surrounding house owners all with looks of concern and fear. one woman was praying to GOD hystarically.
>officer snibbles approches mr, feller while officer poundcake attempts to talk to some other citizens.
>"what's going on here sir? officer snibbles ask mr. feller.
>"officer, we've heard gun shots, shrieks, people shouting. and there was some weird shadow and lights in the tanners garage."
>"anything else?" asks officer snibbles.
>"the fucking ground was shaking too." says miss stewart.
>"whatch you're mouth young lady. or i'll have your mom wash it out with soap." says officer poundcake.
>miss stewart, offended: "i'm fuckin' 26yrs old and have been in major motion pictures. you can't tell me what to do." she says. and storms off.

whats happening

>alf, after finishing off lucky, decides to gamble some more time.
>he stares at lynn's lifeless body. still hot as hell despite the broken neck and blood running out of her mouth and nose.
>"lynn, my dear." alf says. "i've wanted you ever since i saw you fucking brian with that pink strap-on."
>alf thinks for a moment. he knows he can take the cops if he needs too. but if word gets out to the alien task force, he might night fair too well. who knows what technology they have.
>he decides not to fuck lynn.
>"wasn't into necrophilia any way." and he rushes to willies body and searches his pockets for the keys to the wagon.
>"cha-ching!"
>"oh, and willie, regarding that tabloid- " he stops that thought. "you know, i don't want to know even if you could tell me. good bye willie."
>alf makes his way back into the garage and pauses at kate's and brian's remains.
>"brian, you took it like a champ."
>"kate, i wish i could have tasted that sweet smelling pussy of yours. you know just between you and me, i sniffed your panties more than lynn's."
>alf gets in the tanner wagon. he pauses realizing he doesn't have a plan.
>"fuck."

roleplay

Fucking kek

>after a few minutes officer snibbles and officier poundcake get the people back to their respective homes.
>officer snibbles, the rookie, ask poundcake if they should call for backup. snibbles says: "no, not yet kid."
>"let's look around the tanner house first then we'll check the garage." says snibbles.
>they make there way to the front door of the tanners and ring the door bell.
>they ring it again.
>"no answer, ready your weapon poundcake. we're going in nice and easy."
>"what do you mean "nice and easy"? the doors locked. we'ed have to kick it in boss"
>"jesus christ, kid. neither of us has checked the door to see if it is locked." snibbles says visibly annoyed at his rookie partner.
>snibbles turns the knob and the door opens slightly.
>"by the book rookie."
>"that i understand."
>snibbles takes the right of the living room while poundcake takes the left and both meet at the kitchen door and service window.
>snibbles peeks through the window.
>"jesus lord in heaven." and bows his head in sympathy and sadness that such a fine piece of ass had to die.
>poundcake pushes the swinging door in and checks the room. he noices the body of lynn and realizes what snibbles was reacting too.
>"whoa. look at dem tits. for there size they're pretty nice."
>"niiiiccee" says snibbles
>"niiiccccee" says poundcake

snibbles is the senior officer and poundcake is the rookie. sorry. my bad.

just wanna say this is above and beyond and I appreciate the effort put into this user

>"we need to call this in rookie, but ahh...." snibbles takes a long ass pause at that thought.
>"you're not thinking of fucking 'er are ya boss? yeah you are i can tell by the look in your eyes. you wanna fuck 'er don't ya."
>"yes i wanna fuck her! keep your voice down. jesus. whatch the front door."
>"k boss."
>snibbles holsters his gun and undues his his belt and pants. draping them over one of the chairs.
>"hey baby. what's your name." he says as he lifts and positions her stiffening corpse over the table on its back.
>"oh yeah. you are fucking hot. you remind me of my daughter. she's around your age with brown hair too." he says as he further positions her arms spread out to get them out of the way and pulls her legs up and wraps them around him the best he could, holding them there.

thanks. this is unbelievably fun.

>snibbles inserts his hard pecker into lynn's surprisingly moist and slimy teenage pussy.
>"jesus. its like i'm getting sloppy seconds here. what the fuck? oh, well. doesn't matter. a good lubed teen pussy feels better than the sand trap of a vag my wife has."
>snibbles thrusts and pumps taking all the time he dared fucking a dead, probably underage girl.
>meanwhile alf has been sitting in the tanners wagon figuring out what to do for the last ten minutes.
>"all right. let's see. the clock on the wall stopped a 6:35 p.m. it gets dark at 7:45 p.m. and judging by the light coming in from the windows i'd say it's about ten'till 7 give or take."
>"hey i know. i'll hide here in the garage till dark and make my escape. if the cops come in here i'll just cut them down with this here dildo." alf waves the floppy dildo around menacingly while making an angry face. the dildo flops around making smacking and flopping sounds as it hits against the window and steering wheel.
>the dildo flops against the wagons horn button.
>*BEEEP*
>alf reacts startled and holds the dildo close to his chest and away from the horn button.
>"oops." he says as if it wasn't a big deal.

MWC x ALF is best crossover

...

>both snibbles and poundcake here the horn.
>it doesn't stop snibbles pounding lynn's necro pussy. but he does order poundcake, being the rookie, to check it out.
>"check it out, rookie. it sounded like it came from the this properties garage."
>"sure. i'm on it."
>officer poundcake makes his way through the living room, out the kitchen door and towards the tanners garage.
>he notices the drag marks on the lawn where the young the young girl had been drug from the garage side entrance to the kitchen entrance of the house.
>he has his gun out and ready by the time he gets to the garage entrance doorway. confident that no one saw him go from the house to the garage.
>as officer poundcake enters the garage he first notices the corpse of trevor ochmonek and blood on the floor immediately inside the the door threshold.
>alf sees poundcake enter and squat down at the dead body of trevor.
>he carefully opens the door, slips out without shutting the wagon door and makes his way around to the back.
>alf tries to hide his fat ass behind the left rear tire and peek under the car to watch the cop.

bump

>poundcake surveys the room as he stands up and notices the body of kate first. then he sees some sort of crater with what looks like a burnt corpse of a teen. probably male.
>"what the fuck."
>to continue further into the garage poundcake has to push and move some garden tools and other assorted items you would find in a suburban garage.
>"what the hell happened in here?" he whispers too himself as looks down and spots some gay pornographic magazines.
>"mmmm." he leans over to pick one up but then remembers why he came there in the first place."
>"right, focus rookie." he tells himself. "you're a badass motherfucker who don't take shit from no one." he says aloud with a cocky tone.
>alf can't help laugh out loud.
>"HAAAA HA HA HAAA." burst out alf. he quickly drops the dildo and covers his mouth while having a surprised look on his face at the realization he gave his position away.
>officer poundcake, startled, quickly points his gun in alf's direction with his right hand while he fumbles for his flash light with the other like a buffoon.

Bump. You're a national treasure user

>poundcake slowly makes his way towards and around to the driver side door, awkwardly tripping and stumbling over junk, tools, and the crater.
>alf starts to feel the pressure of getting caught and a deep darkness starts to emerge from his soul.
>he starts breathing heavier and his upper body expands and contracts as he sucks in air. he can feel a spiritual fire welling up inside of him starting around his pelvis with one stream or channel of it going down to his feet. the other stream slowly plumeing up his short hairy stocky torso.
>poundcake becomes increasingly spooked. breathing faster and sweating.
>"c-come out!" he orders, pathetically. "c-c-come out with your hands in the air."
>alf, now swelling with the power of darkness and anger, slowly and purposefully walks into officer poundcake's flashlight's beam.
>officer poundcake is stricken with horror at the sight of what alf has become.
>he attempts to squeeze the trigger of his gun but alf's senses this and stops poundcake. stops him fast.
>poundcake can't move and is having trouble breathing.
>alf, lead on by both a new found instinct of sensing spiritual energy and his usual dark humor, focuses on poundcake's bladder and forces him to piss and shit his pants.
>officer poundcake can only whimper a pathetic call for help for snibble while in this terrifying situation. ( at least from his point of view. )

thanks. its 1 a.m. where i'm at. gonna keep soldiering on.

supposed to be:
>focuses on poundcake's bladder and colon to forces him to piss and shit his pants.

>this whole thread

If you sleeps I will make a new alf thread tomorrow, you'll know

>alf, wanting to have some fun with the rookie cop, lets him go.
>poundcake falls to his knees breathing heavy and gagging from the smell of his own shit.
>poundcake takes a moment, with laboring breath and all, to ask alf: "who are you?"
>alf responds confidently with a heavy low and powerful voice that sounds demonic but proper and clear.:"i am vengence. i am pain. i am suffering. i am darkness. i am destruction. i am doom."
>then the room becomes blacker than black with a foreboding chill and alf's now glowing, no, flaring red eyes lighting the room with a red glow.
>"I AM THE JUDGE. THE JURY. AND THE EXECUTIONER." alf booms.
>the room brightens up as the blackness resides. and officer poundcake is trembling like a beaten and neglected dog. terrified to look at alf's greatness.
>"run, you scallywag." alf says "run."
>poundcake gets up and starts make a run for the door but stumbles down in the crater and trips over jake's remains. he scurries to his feet, tripping over junk and turns to look back at what he now thinks in his frightened mind is the actual devil. pouncake slips on those fucking anal beads and falls forward head first into the wall next to the door. gauging out his right eye on the garden rake.
>he lets out a scream you would assume came from a dying animal and passes out in the doorway.

thanks. i appreciate that. i'll let you all know when i decide to go to bed.

supposed to be:
>gauging out his right eye on the garden rake that leaned against the garage wall.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS OLD

>officer snibble pounds away at lynn's dead and used up corpse. just fucking away.
>he's about to reach climax when he hears strange sounds and voices coming from the garage area. he slows down his fucking to a few pumps a minute so he can focus his hearing.
>"I AM THE JUDGE. THE JURY. AND THE EXECUTIONER."
>"holy jesus fuck! who the fuck was that!?" he bellows out as if he expected lynn to answer him.
>he pulls out of lynn and makes sure she is stable on the table and isn't going to slide off. he then puts his pants and belt back on.
>with his, not standard issue, .44 magnum, snibbles hastily and cautiously moves towards the garage immediately noticing poundcake rushing, or maybe stumbling, towards the doorway and smack face first into the wall and letting out a surprisingly spooky scream of pain.
>"fuck." snibble says under his breath as he braces himself against the garage doorway.
>"kid." he says. "hey, kid." no answer but he can see that he is still breathing.
>"i wouldn't come i here if i were you. pal." alf says with a sarcastic emphasis on the word 'pal'
>"you've got a lot to answer for here, mister." snibble says in the direction of the threshold. "i'm gonna place you under arrest and take your ass in."
>"ohh? i'd like to see you try, piggy."
>"you will respect my authority! i am an officer of the law! goddammit!"
>"you aint takin' me alive ya' fat swine."
>"dead or alive, you're coming with me."
>alf then rembers the dildo and reaches out for it with his mind. it flops against the wagon as alf has difficulty guiding it.
>officer snibble peeks around the corner and sees alf standing at the front driver side headlight looking and reaching back, as if he was tugging on somehting.
>"whaaat. the fuck?" snibble says lightly, astonished at what he sees.

alright that is the last one i'm doing tonight. i'll check Sup Forums again sometime before noon eastern standard time ( 4/3/17 ). hope you all enjoy this. can't wait to start up after a few hours of sleep.i got ideas churning.

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kino

You can't make this shit up....I wonder if ALF was filming

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>No shit she's gonna freak

What was his endgame?

Jewish alien